Allen After Dark

In what may or may not be the most controversial episode of the year, a thought-provoking question came up in a discussion and Allen answers it in true Allen After Dark style.

A broad range of topics make up this week's episode including the reason gay men become priests, the sex life of Santa Claus, whether sex could ever be boring, the pleasures of hooking up with straight guys...and a Golden Girls mention.

Allen ponders his childhood crushes and what their lives might be like now with a nod to all his secret hookups that he will never reveal. He reflects on an ugly family confrontation that resulted in an act of revenge targeting him.

On Krampusnacht Allen wishes for the ultimate Christmas present: Henry Cavill.  But when reality kicks in, he takes a look back on the Christmas season as a poor gay kid living in the bible belt and the unexpected joys that came with the holiday season.

In a ridiculously random episode, topics range from men wearing gray sweatpants to the joys of manspreading. Allen shares his thoughts on being described as a bad boy.

Running into an old acquaintance at the grocery store stirs a lot of emotions for Allen in this week's episode and he ponders how it must feel after losing the most important person in your life.

Allen shares the joyous news and all the spicy details of his first and only nocturnal emission and contemplates dreams and dark fantasies that all of us have.  NSFW.

An unusual but not uncommon encounter at happy hour leads to a discussion about some of the strange behaviors gay men (and men in general) have when trying to hook up. 

Allen recounts some scary events in his life and recalls some of his favorite paranormal and supernatural tales he's heard.

Allen takes a tongue in cheek look at fear and something that frightens him more than almost anything else.