Pags dives into the grand opening of “Alligator Alcatraz” — jokingly dubbing it “Try to Leave, They’ll Bite Your Ass!” — and explains why this creative, tough-on-crime idea is exactly what America needs right now. But of course, a far-left activist had to ruin the moment with a truly disgusting hot take you have to hear to believe. Pags unpacks every angle, with facts, fun, and a laugh along the way.

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