Is sex still sexy if you're calling it something stupid like "the Hanky Panky?". Topics Include: Bernard is an Incel, Who's the Most Human, and the Misuse of the Term Polyamory. 

No book this week... it's quiz time!  Topics include: Sarah Sucks at Math, Elon Musk and Grimes's Baby Name, and Upcoming Episodes.

We'd ask you to dance, but you don't seem to be a woman of suitable enough charm or wit (sorry). Topics include: BDSM, Bad Matches, Sexy Estates, and the Inescapable Nagging.

Sebastian today would undoubtedly be a himbo, right? Topics include: Bro Culture, Gay Pirates, the Mulan Effect, and Dating Twins.

If you can date a computer, should we all stop verbally abusing our Alexas and Google Homes? Topics Include: Disney Eras, Simp Husbands, Making Fun of Engineers, and Fixer Upper.

Can you build a relationship on just roleplay? Topics Include: Incels in the 50's, Overt Miscommunication, Sarah and Tom Break Up (In Perpetuity).

Why is Kurt Vonnegut so hard for Massachusetts? Topics include: Weird World Building, 50's Stories in the #MeToo Era, Would Tom Date Sarah as A Pickle.

How do you send nudes in the Wizarding World? Topics include: Snape's a Creep, Bonus Relationships, Bests and Worsts, and Who's What Character.

Hermione and Ron are perfect(ly annoying) for each other. Topics include: Ron's Stomach, Perils of Third Wheeling, and JK definitely hating Harry Potter. 

The teen romance detour no one asked for leads season two! Topics Include: Ginny sucks (but not as much as Harry), everyone's purest cinnamon roll Luna Lovegood, and deactivating JK's twitter (we beg of you).