Part 2 of Hamlet: in which we finish Hamlet, and the season! We try and do a back and forth reading till Tom gives up, talk about the logistics of punching someone inside a grave, and wonder how things go so absolutely wrong at the end.

Part 1 of Hamlet: in which we establish Tom has no thoughts, and his head is, indeed, empty. We discuss whether getting "the talk" from Polonius is possibly the worst thing ever, if Hamlet's new attitude just adds spice to his relationship, and how soon is too soon to remarry your dead husbands brother.

Part 2 of Mrs. Dalloway: in which Tom is made to feel uncomfortable by proxy of "Clarissa" never liking "Richard's" gifts. We debate who has better relationship energy, the star-crossed lovers or the ride-or-dies and finally find that single, completely unnecessary use of "oriental" (sure it was the 20's but-).

Part 1 of Mrs. Dalloway: in which Tom cements the origin story for the podcast, because one day maybe a WikiArticle will need to know. We talk about settling, reading your partners mind, and whether this whole novel isn’t just the romcom follow up to All’s Quiet on the Western Front.