Almost Never Podcast

This week, on Almost Never...

The lads are talking AI and the future of war, consensual non-monogamy, and the pointless NBA all-star game. Also, Buzzfeed sells Complex for pocket change and Trump puts out doo doo shoes at sneakercon. All this and more, on this week's episode!

02:10 Say my name, how does that make you feel?
06:05 When is it okay to wear two different shoe brands
17:25 ChristianMingle.com
29:45 The NBA All-Star Game is washed
36:00 RIP Knott's Berry Farm Jam
38:53 Idiots guide to Ai in war
1:03:55 Consensual Non-monogomay
1:31:18 Trump @ sneakercon and some super boo boo shoes

This week on Almost Never, the lads are discussing: Formula 1, Dune 2, Tyson v Paul, is Bitcoin back, Jack Harlow fest, NBA Finals, and so much more.

0:01:30 Weekly Recap
0:05:00 Privilege of Optical Care
0:15:30 Dating in LA
0:22:40 Walk Like a Primate
0:30:16 Your Favorite Devil
0:34:00 Chuckleheads Talk Movie 
0:47:00 Tyson v Paul FIGHT NIGHT!
0:53:30 If My Horse Had a Name
0:57:15 Formula 1 Update
1:04:30 Paintball Team Building
1:12:10 The Vince Staples Show
1:16:25 The Willy Wonka Experience
1:21:05 Bitcoin Hit New ATH
1:30:10 NBA Finals Predictions
1:41:48 Funny Marco & John Cena
1:45:00 ADD Bros Talk Movies
2:05:00 Jack Harlow Fest and Rolling Loud
2:13:10 Mother God & Father God
2:16:45 Ben Aflack & Batman
2:29:30 UMG Cutting Budget
2:31:15 Bros Talk Movie Things

00:00 Intro
01:15 Trailmixer
04:20 Superbowl Recap
18:30 Tease if You Please LA
27:05 Beyonce taking us to the Country
29:35 Trey's Family Dynamics v. Logic
51:30 Good Samaritans and the Chiefs Parade Shooting
1:19:05 Is technology driven by war?
1:26:04 Peace, War, and Sports
1:40:30 What is the last defining artist in the past 10 years?
1:54:00 How do you define your success and achievement?
2:20:30 Parting feelings


It's that midweek bump you've been waiting for, and no, we're not talking about that fresh Switzerland powder. It's new episode time with your favorite shades of colors: Almost Never!

This week, Kai Cenat gets a nike deal, but still isn't tall enough to ride. Queen Bey drops some country heat, Yea-haw! Taylor Swift's boyfriend's foosball team wins the Super (yawn) Bowl. The lads turn up the heat with a wild conversation that starts with a debate over technology being drive by war, evolves into defining peace, and ends with comparing war to sports. Finally, we wrap it up with a lovely discussion about success and achievements and what each looks like in our lives.

We had a system failure, but we're back. We got yogurt, tech addiction, and a smartphone detox this week. We sound like a bunch of old heads talking about the rise of micro-dosing, then we discuss the commodifying of psychedelics and what led us to our "spiritual paths". After that, it's Roe Jogen's new spotify deal, cybertruck cuck, Meg v. Nikki, and a whole lot of eggs. All this and more on this week's episode!

00:00 What happened to Rob Schneider
03:55 Purposefully being homeless
06:10 Saltburn doesn't hold the hype
25:55 Tech-addicted, Siggis and a smartphone detox
54:45 The rise in popularity of micro-dosing
1:00:30 What brought you to your "spiritual path"?
1:16:02 Joe Rogen, DMT, & the path of the spiritual bro
1:22:35 Patriarchal society & misogyny 
1:27:50 Cybertruck chuck
1:42:45 Whats up with all these eggs?
1:58:25 Meg v Nikki: the hotties v the barbies
2:03:00 The wrap up

We're back with another one, and just in time for the international day of love. This week, we got Kanye's parenting plan feat: Ty Dolla, North West, and their new album Vultures. The first 6 songs are rough, but what about the rest? We also got Killer Mike winning best rap album, Kai Cenat asking, "who is Killer Mike", and Joe Budden v. the Gen z streamers. All this and more on this weeks episode of Almost Never!

We're back again with a whole lot of head-to-head battles. We talk about Kid Cudi's place in the scene. Who is bigger, Doja Cat or Lana Del Rey? Is Coachella played out and is the festival scene over? Then Josh and Trey have a proper K Pop v 90s US pop showdown. Then, the lads talk about what makes a washed artist, and what lets musicians last for decades? Then, Trey and Sean have a bout over top vinyl sales of 2023. Twitch lays off 500 employees, equaling 35% of their staff, The Brother's Sun gets 4 thumbs up, and the boys speak in tongues.


00:00 Rainy Daze in LA
03:40 What do you find at White BBQs?
11:15 Sean got a new whip
18:00 Tay had a birthday
21:40 Is Kid Cudi overrated?
33:40 Coachella Line-up drops
45:30 K Pop v 90s US Pop
59:40 What makes a washed out artist
01:08:40 Top Vinyl sales of 2023
01:16:45 Ron DeSantis wears heels and the 5'11 Conspiracy Theory
01:20:30 Trey v Adam Sandler: Hoop Dreams
01:26:00 What Makes a Good Journalist
01:33:40 Twitch Layoffs and Tech Inflation
01:43:40 Guardians of the Galaxy 3 & The Brother's Sun
01:57:30 Possessions, Somatic Release, and Healing

Can't we all stop doing bad things? Survey says, NO. This week things get heated when Trey tries to back yet another old rich white man who did bad and now has to pay for the consequences of their actions. Does one bad thing make a person bad forever, no. But do reoccurring bad behaviors and harmful actions make a person bad, yes — yes they do. What do you think? Oh yah, we got NBA talk, the All-Star votes, and is Lebron still a top 5 player? Barbie gets snubbed at the Oscars, social media pranksters are problematic, and Nikki Haley wants to increase the retirement age to 70 — why are people trippin over this? All that and more, on this week's episode!

00:00 Public transit sushi
14:30 Is Lebron still a top 5 player?
26:34 Super Bowl predictions
30:00 Doing consistently bad things makes you bad
56:10 Lil Boom doing creepy things in Walmart
59:00 Are social media pranks problematic?
1:18:27 What cartoons did you watch as a kid?
1:31:17 Do the Oscars matter?
1:47:45 What makes a good person?
1:53:25 Nikki Haley wants to increase the retirement age to 70
2:10:30 Jail talk
2:13:00 Empathy, mirror neurons, and the effects of MMA

We dem lads, and we're back with the TRUTH... or at least some distorted myopic perspective of the truth. NONE THE LESS, we're bringing you cheers, tears, and beers this week! Sean gets a new car, Josh goes to the first non alcoholic bar in LA, and Trey watches Society in the Snow. Then the AN chums dive into cannibalism, fighting monkeys, and the projection of self judgment. Also, is dieting a luxury or a privilege, and are those the same thing? Plus, sharing sobriety on social media, virtue signaling, and alcoholism in America. Stanley mug Stans are going crazy out there catching them all like Pokemon. Turns out big paydays aren't enough to make pro footy players want to stay in Saudi Arabia. 21 savage drops an album and Mos Def calls Drake's music "shopping music". Finally, the lads discuss South Africa accusing Israel of genocide in Gaza, and what it means to be a proud American?

00:00 New Cars, Non-Alcoholic Bars, and Erewhon
17:00 Society in the Snow - Uruguayan Rugby Team Stranded in the Andes
20:00 Cannibalism in Jamestown
22:00 Can you take on a monkey?
30:00 How you judge people is how you judge yourself
34:30 Is a diet a luxury or a privilege?
43:05 Socially sharing sobriety & Alcoholism in America
54:00 Stanley cup stans; cop the drop!
1:08:10 Marijuana related psychosis in teens seeing drastic increase
1:19:40 Turns out players don't want to play in the Saudi Arabian Pro League
1:28:50 21 Savage, hip-hop, and the copy/paste world
1:41:10 South Africa accuses Israel of genocide in Gaza
1:46:40 Are you proud to be an American?

Aye! Welcome all to Episode 35 of Almost Never. The lads are going off on this episode. Josh is nose-deep in Grey's Anatomy, Trey has a thing for soju, and Sean asks for more icing in 2024. We question the linguistics of the word "theater", discuss techniques to stay awake at the wheel, and the California coastline is going off! We talk about the best movie of 2023, the worst movie of 2023, the best TV show of 2023, the best album of 2023. The lads talk about the hood, country living, Ja Morant, and drug pilots in Switzerland. Then the AN chaps take a dive into a bit of a hot topic: accuser v. victim, the use of language, and the burden of proving your story. We end it all with new years resolutions for 2024. 


00:00 Weekly recap
01:30 Josh does Grey’s Anatomy and teaches Trey about soju.
04:05 More Icing in 2024
05:25 How do you say ‘Theater’?
07:30 Asleep at the wheel
08:50 Best movie of 2023
10:15 Rebel Moon - Worst Movie of 2023
12:10 We made Vikings look cool
15:45 Favorite TV Show of 2023
20:50 Favorite Album and Grower Not Shower of 2023
24:50 We stan for Morant
29:50 Trey & Sean, 2025!
30:55 I just want to know if they’re racist
33:37 Country living — Another country living
35:22 Suburb lads talk “hood”
43:08 Switzerland is playing with recreational cocaine
44:05 What drug are you okay with your pilot being heavily on?
56:00 Everything goes legal: What do you do?
01:00:00 California coast is going off
01:05:15 Vin Diesel on his creepy family business
01:10:00 A male cisgender conversation about the position of the victim
01:31:00 What on Earth is happening with the 2026 election?
01:34:05 Would you turn religious?
01:41:45 Bohemian Grove, er nah?
01:43:30 New Years Resolutions for 2024
02:10:00 Where you going 2024?
02:14:00 Music for 2024
02:22:00 Dr. Umar be wild
02:34:00 Person of the year 2023

Well, well, well... guess who is back? Almost Never — The only Podcast that exists in 2024! We talk about the Katt Williams and Shay Shay interview, the Epstein Files, and the new Chappelle stand-up special. We revisit the Gypsy Rose story and have some hot takes on being introduced back into society. Then we talk the Tetris champion, self-righteousness and isolationism, and how to actually make your New Year’s resolutions a reality. All this and more, on this week’s episode!

00:00 Happy New Year
12:40 Language Barriers
21:10 Pandas on an Airplane
23:28 What Makes a Theory a Conspiracy?
25:40 Katt Williams Got Some Things to Say
48:20 Epstein Files Released — Are we Shocked?
01:21:44 Gypsy Rose Redux & Society Assimilation
01:45:45 The American Dream is not Achievable 
01:47:30 The 13 Year Old Tetris Wizard
01:54:00 Midjourney AI
02:01:40 Black Mirror is Real Life
02:11:25 New Chappelle Special
02:21:30 Individualized Cancelations, Wokeness, and Taking Things Personally
02:25:15 The Veil of Self-Righteousness & Isolationism
02:37:30 10 Steps to Succeeding with your New Year Resolutions1