We're back at it again with another one, and this week is a hot one for sure.
In this episode, the AN lads are talking aliens in Mexico, the flood in Libyan, the earthquake in Morocco, Biden taxing the ultra rich, CEOs vs Fry cooks, UAW Strike, the ins and outs of empathy and compassion, Danny Masterson, Russel Brand, and SA, and really really hot wings.



00:00 Yum Glizzy
01:00 Catalina Wine Mixer
11:00 Mexican Aliens from Peru
18:55 Oprah and the Rock, and Rich People are Cheap
32:50 Earthquake in Morocco 
34:00 1975, Malaysia, and Religious Rulings
42:40 Libyan Flood, Barry Bombs, & 43B to Ukraine
51:40 Taxing the Ultra Rich
1:00:00 CA Fast Food Now $20/hr
1:01:45 CEO v Fry Cook: Easy v Simple?
1:22:40 UAW Strike & Union talk
1:32:45 Squid Games, Empathy, & Compassion
1:39:00 Personal Stories & The Ongoing Reach of SA
1:52:00 New NBA Rules
2:03:00 The AN Lads vs Howlin' Rays Hot Wings

00:00 Panda-Neers
03:00 Family Matters
05:15 Suicide & Mental Health Awareness
10:20 Pixelated Vision
13:20 Cracked Teeth & Chronic Pain
20:00 The Man Didn't Burn?!
35:00 Diplo, Chris Rock, and the Bubonic Plague
41:20 Moon Trash!
46:00 The Messi Effect
50:55 Tremaine Emory & Supreme
57:55 Onlyfans Owner claims 1 mill a day
59:20 Bishop Sycamore HS Scandal
1:06:50 Billionaire Techies & California Forever
1:13:26 IDGAF about the Paul brothers
1:19:25 Hurricanes & Weather Pattern Education
1:28:10 Current Listens, Reads, & Watches
1:31:08 Rappers, Artists, and top 5
1:57:00 Sex and the City

Hello Hello! We're back with another lovely episode of Almost Never. It's feeling like Santana Feat. Rob Thomas "Smooth" out here — as in it's a hot one. Sean makes some bone broth and Josh see the Sudan Archives and goes to a film festival. Sean sells his Messi tickets for $1400,  helps lead a mens group, and dives into some personal stories of mental health and  losing his brother to suicide.  The US is still young, eastern medicine for life, western medicine for trauma, and Purdue be crazy with their Oxycontin. Trump gets arrested in Fulton County along with the whole Giuliana Brady Bunch, the mug shots are hilarious, and an 80k bond seems pretty soft. Billy McFarland emerges from solitary confinement and boldly births Fyre Fest 2.0 (and we're ready for the flames). Andrew Schultz proclaims that T. Swift is the GOAT over Beyonce, and Trey isn't having it. Is Ariana Grande using the guise of a latin artist to boost her sales, and is Lauryn Hill always late to her shows? Celebrity feuds are fake, but what is real in entertainment, and what martial arts style are you choosing? The lads then dive into some foreign affairs with the alleged death of Yevgeny Viktorovich Prigozhin of the Wagner Group, Russian news, and propaganda. Luke Skywalker was a terrorist rebel, and we're all the same, the only thing that is different is the alcohol we drink. Then India lands on the South Pole of the moon in search for water, and the BRICS summit might have something to say about the future world bank. Barbie overtakes The Dark Knight as the number one grossing film for the WB, but that can't save the WB from The Flash being the worst super hero movie loss ever. It's Burning Man week, and Sean recollects his time on the playa, if he'd go back, and the commodification of Burning Man. The lads discuss their requirements for raves and festivals these days, and Subway sells for $9.6B. Rick Rubin writes a book, Trey questions Rick's statement that he knows nothing about music, and Sean and Josh talk about the absolution of self. Trey doesn't like drumless hip-hop, Josh likes 'noname' but Trey thinks she hates white people too much. Finally, Josh gives his sex education of the A-Spot, the lads talk about going to a sex show, and the days when fast food was "good"

00:00 Chicken Shawarma
04:00 Bone Broth Warlocks Brew
08:30 LA Short Film Festival
15:00 Mens Groups, Mental Health, and Connection
34:00 Eastern and Western medicine and Pain Killer
41:40 Trump, Mugshots, and Fulton County
47:50 Fyre Fest 2.0
54:40 Is Taylor Swift the GOAT?
1:05:45 The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill 25th Anniversary
1:11:40 What's Real in Entertainment?
1:22:50 Krav Maga, or Nah?
1:27:55 Yevgeny Prigozhin and Russia
1:36:40 India Lands on the Moon's South Pole
1:43:55 She's a BRICS house
1:49:20 Barbie is Top Dog of the WB Empire
1:56:25 The Flash is the Ultimate Super Hero Bomb
2:03:30 Burning Man, Sponsored by The Man
2:29:40 Subway Sells for $9.6 B
2:32:15 Rick Ruben - The Creative Act
2:47:10 Watching, Reading, Listening
3:03:20 Josh's Sex Corner and the A Spot

We're back again with another episode, coming through on a Friday evening. Hurricane Hilary is on its way and the lads are in doubt of her and her hot sauce. Biden gives Maui residents $700, meanwhile... Ukraine gets??? Lizard people shoot energy laser beams at Maui, everything is a psy-op, and Josh breaks edge and gets invited to do a voice over for an Irish Evangelical celebration. Trey is surprised that Edris Elba is English, and the lads reminisce about their time in Europe. Dave Portnoy needs to bump his ratings and pulls a fast one on Bobbi Althoff. Trey returns back to Batman to keep his edge, and Josh is an edge lord. Samuel L Jackson is a legend, Ninja Turtles get milked, and Travis Scott takes over Drakes number 1 spot as the most streamed artist for the month. TDE drags Reason live on Back on Figg and No Jumper sets up a gay Hoover crip from Texas to be interviewed by a Hoover killer. People, privilege, and being able to do what you want. Trey goes after Greta Thunberg and Sean doesn't allow it, then Trey learns that the US is the most wasteful. Was the Captain Planet racist, the best bbq in Austin Tx is Egyptian, and Lupe Fiasco. Trey doesn't like Jay-Z and puts Kanye in first.

00:00 Weekly Recap
01:10 Hurricane Hilary w/ the hot sauce
11:30 Josh goes Irish Evangelical
18:30 Eurotrip
24:25 Dave Portnoy v Bobbi Althoff: Barstool schemes
32:00 Samuel L Deep Blue Sea v Snakes on a Plane
38:15 Travis Scott overcomes Drake & Reason gets dragged
53:30 No Jumper, Hoover Crips, and what set you claim
1:03:00 The privilege of being able to do what you want
1:06:00 Trey v Sean: Leave Greta Thunberg alone
1:25:57 Captain Planet and Power Rangers
1:28:00 Flash Mob Smash and Grabs
1:33:00 Egyptian BBQ & Lupe Fiasco
1:50:00 Trey takes: Jay-z v Kanye 

Almost Never is back, and we feeling crazy, sexy, cool. This week on AN, the lads dive into their current ship statuses; relationships, situation-ships, open-ships, sinking ships. Tory Lanez catches a 10 year sentence that even his hairline doctor couldn't save him from. Made in America gets cancelled and Tiesto keeps getting younger. Then, we return to the Travis Scott album, Sean returns to Spotify after a 5 year hiatus, and new music from Jungle, Turnstile x BadBadNotGood, Saba & NoID. Also, is Tidal still a thing and why does the Sonos app suck? Sean plays with starting rumors, Trey is attracted to white lesbians, and Josh calls out the white devils. There is a brawl in Montgomery and it's turned into a meme before a news story. Trey has a heart and sheds some light on how it is a win in the moment, a loss to come, and how the internet keeps rolling on. Maui suffers from a horrendous disaster, colonizing strikes again, and the lads discuss selective awareness. An Ecuadorian presidential nominee is assassinated, Josh shares some incarceration tales, and then gives us a preview of his future sex voice work. Finally, gynecology, proctology, and didgeridoos. It's a mixed bag of laughs and hot takes, and we're feeling good about it. 

00:00 Weekly Recap
03:50 Relationships, Situation-ships, Sinking ships
13:06 Tory Lanez Gets 10 year Sentence
20:30 Made in America Cancelled, EDM / Tiesto / Trance
24:50 Travis Scott - Utopia Redux 500k first week sales 1/2 physical bought, Italy show
31:35 Sean Returns to Spotify - Spotify discovery is king. New Jungle, Turnstile x BadBadNotGood, Saba & NoID. Is Tidal still a thing, and why does Sonos suck?
44:00 The Power of Making Things Up
46:40 Fans Don't Know Nothin' & Trey likes white lesbians
52:00 The Battle of Montgomery & The Speed of Memes.
59:00 Maui Fires, Selective Awareness, & Whataboutism
1:08:01 Ecuadorian Presidential Nominee Assassinated
1:13:01 Incarceration Tales
1:21:34 Talk To Me and Didgeridoos
1:24:47 Josh is Becoming a Sex Voice Worker and gives us a test run
1:39:00 Gynecology & Proctology kinks

This week on Almost Never, Josh goes to New Orleans, and one of the guys goes missing and gets robbed. Southern hospitality, swamp people, and gators love marshmallows. Travis Scott drops Utopia and production is immaculate — Trey calls it album of the year. Who wore the music transition better, MGK or Post Malone? Beatles might release new music, stop releasing dead people's art, and J. Cole now is a part owner of the Hornets. Meth is hell of a drug, just look up grotesque murderer, Taylor Schabusiness. Lizzo has a lawsuit on her hand, and is dragged by her fan base. Kanye does it again and makes Adidas 85% of their revenue for the year, and his against the grain buddy, Elon Musk, rebrands Twitter as X. Is Elon too powerful, Trey says its nothing new. Then the lads discuss what separates free speech from hate speech, Ron DeSantis, and good ol' society. Mitch McConnell freezes off the zaza and needs a reboot, and if you're older than 65, you can't be an elected official. Aliens exist,  they keep crashing on our planet, and Buzz Aldrin saw them — is this the beginning of the New World Order? Sean questions Trey's position on climate change, and Trey doubles down. Encouragement is not a crime, and should people in power be held accountable for their voice? Putin forgave 23 billion dollars for African countries and sends grains. Niger has a military backed coup and kicks the French out. RIP to Peewee, shoutout to Philippines woman's soccer team, and read the fine print.

00:00 Weekly Recap
01:28 Josh goes to New Orleans
18:08 Travis Scott drops Utopia
25:36 Post Malone embraces the emo pop
31:55 The ethics of Post-Mortum art
41:12 J. Cole part owner of the Hornets
45:55 Taylor Schabusiness, Meth, Murder
50:55 Lizzo gets dragged
55:00 Kanye does it again
57:15 Twitter is now X
1:08:10 Free speech v Hate speech
1:24:15 Mitch McConnell freezes
1:31:20 Word on the street: Aliens exist 
1:37:44 Climate change battle Pt. 2
1:46:30 Positive Encouragement
1:53:25 Putin pardons 23 billion
2:01:00 Aliens Part 2
2:07:30 RIP Peewee

We're back with part two of our first two parter, and we're starting off with 6ix9ine and Kodak Black linking up — and Kodak don't care if a rat is making him cheese. Is YNW Melly the Oj Simpson of this generation? The glove don't fit, so Melly gets a mistrial. The lads pretend they know something about the court system, and Josh gets out of jury duty because he doesn't trust cops. Drake gets awkward in bed with Bobbi Althoff, and we give Drake his flowers. Kendrick has a finsta, and he's extra with it.
Is Dojaa Cat okay, or is she just trolling? Nas and Greta Van Fleet drop new albums, and the homie Stay Chill Bill drops a new shirt. Denmark ultra-nationals burn the Quran in front of the Iraqi embassy, and Iraq is not having any of it. Now they're beefing. Josh educates the crew on foreign affairs, Sean gives the real name if baklava, and we question the cultural appropriation of trying to annunciate foreign languages correctly. Nords had dreads because they were dirty, melanated hair is repressed, and white people are stealing all the hair styles. Treyngo goes unchained, and anime characters are modeled off of cats. Megan Fox's thumbs are modeled off of cats too and Jennifer Love-Hewitt. Josh goes magic mike and invents a new sex position —  the cowboy — and bends it like Beckham. The present is not conducive to monogamy, open relationships let us figure it out, and we might be going full sodom and gomorrah. Jonah Hill steps out of line, and maybe you shouldn't be famous.

00:00 6ix9ine and Kodak Black making cheese
03:25 YNW Melly gets a mistrial
08:06 No jury duty for Josh, he doesn't trust cops
09:38 Bobbi Althoff interviews Drake in bed
11:40 What version of Drake are you?
13:29 Kendrick has a finsta
16:35 Greta Van Fleet has never listened to Led Zeppelin
19:00 Iraq and Denmark are throwing fists
21:12 Is it racist to try and pronounce foreign language correctly
30:00 Don't trust white people with dreads and nords were dirty
35:00 All anime characters are cats
39:38 We love Jennifer Love-Hewitt  
42:00 Josh invents a sex position
46:35 Open relationships work?
48:40 Jonah Hill slips up

We're back at it again with a brand new episode, and it's better than anti-depressants! In fact, this episode is so big, we had to cut it into two. Woman's World Cup is underway down under, the world is melting, and people are locking their toddlers' in their cars — Pro tip: don't call the locksmith, just break the window. Childhood pyro reminiscing, stun gun party tricks, and science. Sean goes on a dopamine detox to bring the baseline back up, and the lads drink less. Trey asks the all too important question: "Where are we going as a society", and Sean quotes Jurassic park. Just because we can, does that mean we should? Human NPCs are taking over streaming, new trends are moving quicker than ever, and are protestors going too far? STDs are still a thing, it's not socially forward — it's technically accurate. Tank Sinatra lied to us, the pendulum is swinging, and are we all just waiting for nature's population control? Trey has his hottest take yet, we're taking Global Warming hot. The conversation is quite interesting, a bit confusing, a little biblical, a smidge aggravating, and a comes with few face palms, but while Sean and Josh are not on board, the conversation says relatively calm and composed. We hope you enjoy!

00:00 Anti-depressants, melting cars, and self-healing metals.
09:20 Trey tries to become the Shocker & 240 volts straight to Josh's heart
12:00 Dopamine Detox: Curbing the cravings
18:29 Where are we headed, and how fast is too fast?
22:05 Protesting big oil in Europe
31:00 If it's on the internet, it's probably fake
36:40 Disaster of the week
37:50 Is global warming just destiny?
1:01:10 The Messi simulation
1:04:30 What makes a GOAT?

Welcome to another episode of Almost Never! This week is a good one, as the lads prove you can be serious and funny. The Island Boys have Sean and Trey concerned for their well-being, and Josh spreads his advantageous wings and goes on a weed (purchasing) break. The guys co-educate each other on fake foam pits, the difference between doxing and swatting, and Adriana Chechik post corn, and then get into a hot debate about the implications of being a corn star, the difference between drug dealers and pharmaceutical sales, and if their parents would be let down. It gets a little heated, but nothing a little orca-strated Orca attacks can't fix. Trey gives a little "Atlanta is different" history and walks out on Barbenheimer (insert white people talk). The double feature gets heated, and Trey isn't giving Josh anything except question marks. The chums keep the heat up with a proper go around about the SAG strike, employees rights, and business contracts. Trey baits and switches, Sean gets riled, and Josh tries to keep the train on the tracks. Don't worry, we're still friends. Shein catches a RICO on being SUS, India and China take their battle over border lines in the Himalayas back to the medieval ages with hand to hand combat, and Trey puts a bid on presidency. It's a good one; enjoy!

00:00 Weekly Recap
05:21 Nick Lachey redux
13:50 Josh goes on a weed (purchasing) break
26:00 Adriana Chechik & life after corn
31:00 Mom, Dad; I'm a corn star drug dealer
44:45 Whats up with Orca-strated Orcas
46:00 Atlanta is different; Cop City is f'd up
48:47 Barbenheimer: a heated debate
1:01:35 SAG strike, employees rights & business contracts - we're all replaceable
1:31:45 Shein caught a RICO
1:35:50 India v China, hand to hand combat in the Himalayas
1:45:00 Trey for president