Alt Fact—

Chameleons are difficult to see, even to other chameleons. They can only identify each other by their Xbox Live user names.

Alternative Fact of the Day—

There is a room somewhere full of old men grunting, and when you grunt, it is one of theirs that comes out.

Alternate Fact of the Day—

At the center of each tree is a small boy. Do not speak to this boy. Do not touch this boy. If he sees you, barf.

Alternative Fact of the Day—

Jiggling is too serious to laugh about.

alternative fact of the day—

capitalization is a myth.

Alternative Fact of the Day—

Ducks are known for quacking. Input this cheat code {[53XDUX]} to hear them make any sound.

Alt Fact—

"Lip Testing" is the act of pushing your finger into the dry, chapped lips of a senator and contemplating the resulting sounds.

Alternative Fact of the Day—

The correct order of the alphabet is as follows:

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AFOTD: Last year contained more gulping (among all species) than all previous years combined.

AFOTD: Peter Dinklage isn’t sure about mops.