I got swatted on Election Night. But who did I cast my ballot for? Find out in episode 54.

HP Lovecraft, prank calls, and the real horror: politics. Welcome to the second annual AJ Halloween Special.

DISCLAIMER: all themes of assassination, death, and violence in this podcast episode are meant for comedic and entertainment purposes only. Alternative Jargon believes in listening to and allowing all political beliefs to be heard and does not support any means to silence them such as; censorship, arguments about golf, and blowing the head off of those you disagree with.

My sister joins the show today.

Feel that breeze? See that NFL schedule? Autumn has returned, and I couldn't be happier.

This podcast episode is my humiliation ritual to induct myself into the Hollywood elite group. Just kidding, today I analyze the overuse of certain conspiracy theories, thus sending the ones that should be discussed to the wayside. #joke #podcast #satire

Are books the best medium for consumption? What differentiates them from exploring a story/topic from a movie? Also, living in 20th century Europe would've been crazy.

Did MrBeast commit crimes against humanity in a video? Are his virtuous actions getting in the way of criticism of him? Content that is just a means to an end sucks. Why are people huffing Galaxy Gas? Welcome to episode 47.

Wall Street is bearing, summer is a miserable hellfire, and people on TikTok don't know how to speak proper English.

All speech in this episode is intended for comedic purposes and is not intended to spark any type of violent or hateful behavior. Sarcasm, satire, and humor is used in this episode for humorous intent, and nothing more.#joke #sarcasm #satire #notserious #peace #love

The least entertaining, most pretentious sounding episode I've ever put out. I'd like to preface everything I say in today's episode by stating that I do not hate the people described in a negative light in this at all, but that I only want what's best for them. Also, I'm not losing my mind. Enjoy.