What does Facebook provide to you? And what does it require you to give? A pro-con list of having a Facebook account quickly turns into a conspiracy theory. Do not post. Have an awesome day.

What is older brother core? Rodrick Heffley may be the best example I have, but what does it mean on a deeper level about Gen Z? Ee Er

The videos of Will Smith eating spaghetti from 2 years ago were the tip of an iceberg that could exterminate humanity. Why are so many people giddy and excited about producing slop? We tackle these tough questions in episode 61 of Alternative Jargon. Have a great day.

What a crazy book. David Foster Wallace is an artist and a keyboard is his canvas. Somewhere Mario Incandenza is shaking hands while everyone squeezes a tennis ball.

Democrats are trying to do an auction in the Senate chamber, Armie Hammer is very hungry (hungry dogs run faster), Kanye is forcing kids to visit llamas, and crack is coming to the NFL.

Democrats are trying to do an auction in the Senate chamber, Armie Hammer is very hungry (hungry dogs run faster), Kanye is forcing kids to visit llamas, and crack is coming to the NFL.

Let's talk about Bryan Johnson, the modern Dr. Frankenstein. He's crazy, but he's awesome. They're also sinking ships in Florida for fish and potentially looking into Fort Knox.

Today I'm cutting a rug on the Chiefs' and some singer's behalf. I don't HATE anyone, but I can certainly find things to dislike about them. If you don't dislike things, what power does your liking have? Enjoy.

Today I nerd out on Super Bowl Logos, scorebugs, and all the behind the scenes to branding the big day. Then I talk about the declining visual quality of the National Basketball Association.

Welcome back! The best passive income might come from your furry friend! Pitching a capitalist Fursuit of Happyness type of movie could be very successful. Also, I am baffled at the rise of fascism in our world once again (Patrick MaKampf).