Alternative Jargon

What a crazy book. David Foster Wallace is an artist and a keyboard is his canvas. Somewhere Mario Incandenza is shaking hands while everyone squeezes a tennis ball.

Democrats are trying to do an auction in the Senate chamber, Armie Hammer is very hungry (hungry dogs run faster), Kanye is forcing kids to visit llamas, and crack is coming to the NFL.

Democrats are trying to do an auction in the Senate chamber, Armie Hammer is very hungry (hungry dogs run faster), Kanye is forcing kids to visit llamas, and crack is coming to the NFL.

Let's talk about Bryan Johnson, the modern Dr. Frankenstein. He's crazy, but he's awesome. They're also sinking ships in Florida for fish and potentially looking into Fort Knox.

Today I'm cutting a rug on the Chiefs' and some singer's behalf. I don't HATE anyone, but I can certainly find things to dislike about them. If you don't dislike things, what power does your liking have? Enjoy.

Today I nerd out on Super Bowl Logos, scorebugs, and all the behind the scenes to branding the big day. Then I talk about the declining visual quality of the National Basketball Association.

Welcome back! The best passive income might come from your furry friend! Pitching a capitalist Fursuit of Happyness type of movie could be very successful. Also, I am baffled at the rise of fascism in our world once again (Patrick MaKampf).

I got swatted on Election Night. But who did I cast my ballot for? Find out in episode 54.

HP Lovecraft, prank calls, and the real horror: politics. Welcome to the second annual AJ Halloween Special.

DISCLAIMER: all themes of assassination, death, and violence in this podcast episode are meant for comedic and entertainment purposes only. Alternative Jargon believes in listening to and allowing all political beliefs to be heard and does not support any means to silence them such as; censorship, arguments about golf, and blowing the head off of those you disagree with.