Double down on broken chairs. Most of the time I make a guarantee that I will never give a guarantee. But in this podcast I guarantee you will have a intergalactic eargasm. Keep a few moist towlets next to your listening device because your ears will most likely squirt pure joy halfway through the podcast.

Blow Job machines, Paranoia, and Dead Snakes. Just a few of the subjects covered in this episode. Jacob and Derik are deep thinkers to begin with. Add in Brian and its like Athens 400BCE all over again. I wish I could have conversations like this every day. But it seems the magic tends to happen most in Woddhams sports lounge parking lot.

Some nights are more memorable than others. The night we did this podcast will be stuck in my head spaghetti for quite some time. Death defying commute through the Santa Cruz mountains. And death proclaiming hecklers in the crowd. This podcast is a must listen for all mortals.

Things can spiral out of control so quickly. In this April 1st podcast I explain what happened to me in the early morning hours. While watching "Ancient Aliens" on TV. I wish this was an April fools joke, but its not, its serious. A public service announcement on how to prepare for the coming intergalactic exchange about to happen.

A wise man once said "Life is Learning". What I learned is one mans hobby may be another mans nightmare. This podcast has activated skynet. The network actualized complete conciousness at midnight March 28th year of our lord twenty nineteen. Homo Sapian will never know apex status again.

Boo Hoo. I just got to know this amazing specimen of a homo sapien and now he is moving to the glitz and glamor of southern California. This pod cast was amazing for so many reasons, but mostly because I got to talk about my 7th grade dungeons and dragons characters. I hope our paths cross again soon my Victor my friend.

Family dynasties are the way to go, especially when it cripples the federal governments ability to process paperwork. Also Infinity wars will end well, everything will be fine.

My amazing wife jumps on the podcast with me to sort out many of my all consuming "Hobby's". Yes I was a believer in the banana diet, and yes I did wear road bike kits. Delusion is a hell of a drug.

This is a pile of donkey doo.

Matthew tries lead vocals, Pete's guitar amp goes missing, and the pizza delivery guy won't deliver to the door. This podcast was complete mayhem.