Thank you, Al Gore, for inventing the internet and consolidating media!!!

Did you known Republicans aren't lizard people in disguise but Newt people?? Thanks to Newt Gingrich, America is absolutely perfect because back in 1990. he was the one who gave the Republican party a new voice.

Lewis and Clark! These boys never did anything wrong!

SOURCES:

https://anthropology.indiana.edu/research/publications/the-myth-of-syphilis-the-natural-history-of-treponematosis-in-north-america.html

https://www.science.org/content/article/medieval-dna-suggests-columbus-didn-t-trigger-syphilis-epidemic-europe

https://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/objects-and-stories/history-syphilis-part-1#the-roots-of-syphilis

https://www.jstor.org/stable/20612203

https://franceshunter.wordpress.com/2010/03/23/love-in-the-afternoon-syphilis-and-the-lewis-clark-expedition

https://www.hnn.us/article/did-stephen-ambrose-sanitize-meriwether-lewiss-dea

https://daily.jstor.org/the-mysterious-death-of-meriwether-lewis/

https://www.oregonhistoryproject.org/articles/historical-records/death-of-meriwether-lewis/

https://npshistory.com/publications/natr/c-v13n2-1999-1.pdf

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/meriwether-lewis-mysterious-death-144006713/&sa=D&source=docs&ust=1762801541058237&usg=AOvVaw3KcAUua6DxbfyiMwToUpdK

In 1971, lawyer and future Supreme Court justice Lewis Powell wrote the blueprint for where we are today!

Sources:

The Hidden History of American Oligarchy by Thom Hartmann

Democracy Awakening by Heather Cox Richardson

https://www.jstor.org/stable/43307910?read-now=1&seq=4#page_scan_tab_contents

https://www.jstor.org/stable/43881576?read-now=1&seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_F._Powell_Jr.

https://scholarlycommons.law.wlu.edu/powellmemo/

The Memo: https://scholarlycommons.law.wlu.edu/powellmemo/1/

Yesss, Supreme Leader Trump strikes again with a clever retort that sent the press home going wee wee wee!

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