This is episode 49 of the WET Podcast.

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - This Week on WET...

00:01:27 - The best part about Texas...

00:02:47 - ...is Tejas Tonic! (*not a paid ad*)

00:08:56 - The WET Commandments

00:11:28 - Fidget Spinner Helicopter

00:13:30 - Forgetting why you walked in a room

00:14:38 - Wolfgang Blitzer breaks down the election results

00:22:49 - Phillip's Dino of the Week (Markus forgot)

00:26:01 - Trumpy Trout is a real product

00:27:47 - Justin's Meltdown of the Week

00:30:38 - Mr. Beast but he's Mr. Bean

00:37:33 - Children should not be allowed near things with wheels

00:41:15 - 8th grade relationship troubles

00:44:43 - Hot Girl Breath

00:47:18 - Breaking up with someone after their dad dies

00:49:11 - Being an alcoholic in LA is expensive

00:51:09 - Justin's Journal 10: G-Easy and scaring trick-or-treaters

00:57:10 - Sub to Justin's new YouTube!!

00:57:59 - McDonald's may now legally fix its broken ice cream machines

00:59:11 - Sitting down at restaurants 30min before close

01:05:52 - Bearded baby Markus

01:08:31 - Justin's mom roasted him with Christmas ornaments

01:10:44 - Shouting out our biggest fans

01:13:57 - We're past our prime

01:16:14 - NFL Blitz was a wild game

01:20:27 - We may have ruined our first collab content

01:22:07 - We're almost at the 1yr anniversary of the pod!

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Tejas Tonic - https://www.tejastonic.com/

Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/

Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/

Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/

Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/

Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/

PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/