America's Favorite Elderly Heterosexual Expatriate Humorist

Those trying to destroy America would like its brave men to be baking banana bread and moisturising instead of hunting, fishing, and drinking Bud Lite! We cannot let such people win!

His one-time yoga instructor reveals a heretofore-unseen side of our president, who turns out, behind the scenes, and out of the view of the fake media, to be compassionate, generous, and cuddly!

Political correctness has slowed a lot of studs down, but these techniques for bedding babes and humping hotties is time-tested and guaranteed to work!

The snowflakes and libtards will tell you that to become a 1-percenter, you need to have been the child of a racist slumlord who left you lots of money. But that simply isn't the case!

Many men do it, though only a small minority will admit it. I explain in lurid detail how I chose the name I did.

And not just your dog, cat, bird, or other! Perfect strangers too!