Keith’s allergies caused such severe swelling that he now resembles Jeffy, while Pat plans to flee the incoming polar vortex—just like Ted Cruz did. A quick reminder: President Biden’s recent visit to California wasn’t to address the fires but to see family. Back at the White House, Biden struggled during a signing ceremony, forgetting what he was doing—raising questions about why he’s signing anything when Trump will likely undo it. Pete Hegseth’s confirmation hearing has been a spectacle, with criticism flying from the left, particularly women. The hearing featured bizarre moments, such as questions about Trump potentially taking Greenland by force, defining “jag off,” and addressing allegations of sexual misconduct. Senator Mullin also called out his colleagues for their hypocrisy during the proceedings. Meanwhile, speculation continues over whether there will be a Biden Presidential Library, which many predict will be mocked as an uninspired destination. Congress is locked in debates about women’s health and the definition of a woman, while the dominance of trans women in female sports continues to ignite controversy. Adding to the chaos, AOC delivered a speech on the House floor that many found incoherent.

00:00 Pat Gray UNLEASHED

05:49 Five Days from Transforming America

06:40 Joe Biden Forgets What to Do

13:50 Pete Hegseth’s Opening Statement

16:10 Pete Hegseth v. Sen. Gillibrand

17:34 Pete Hegseth v. Sen. Warren

18:49 Was Sen. Mazie Hirono Drunk?

23:40 Greenland is Part of America

31:11 Chewing the Fat

48:41 Pete Hegseth Explains “Jag Off”

49:50 Pete Hegseth Explains his Tattoo

52:48 Tim Kaine Brings up Infidelity

58:36 Sen. Mullin Calls out Democrats

1:07:24 Biden’s Presidential Library?

1:12:13 What’s Inside Biden’s Presidential Library?

1:16:49 CNN Expects Hegseth to be Confirmed

1:19:02 Rep. Mace Challenges Rep. Crockett

1:20:19 AOC’s Unhinged Rant in Congress

1:26:57 Recap - Wildfires in California

1:31:43 Jimmy Kimmel Cries on TV

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