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In this episode of Adrenal masturbation AB and MR go over how they've been infiltrated and catch up on recent events. The main topic of this episode is the Audacity men have on and off the job. The girls discuss the constant criticism and rudeness of their fellow officers and some of the boldness these men demonstrate will just leave you thinking...WTF. MR also shares an embarrassing experience of hers and doing so leads into some very interesting topics including period sex. Listeners please feel free to write into the Instagram page @adrenalmasters or via email [email protected] your experiences dealing with the audacity of people. Thanks again.

As always, get down and dirty with AB & MR every week while they discuss the juicy realities of law enforcement. Submit your questions or comments on Instagram to @adrenalmasters or email [email protected]. See you next week!

In a perfect world, women would not be dealing with psycho dates. But, this isn't a perfect world. This episode of Adrenal Masturbation: The Playboy bunny of Cops shares two female police officer's experiences while dating in 2020 quarantine. AB & MR, beautiful women who know how to kick ass, have had some trouble recently with creepy men. Before giving a fuckboy the left hock, consider applying these dating safety tips first. Learn from their experiences and remember, if the law enforcement officer has a Saint tattoo, stay away!

As always, don't forget to get down and dirty every week with Adrenal Masturbation. Send your questions, stories, and comments to [email protected]. Send an Audio message through Anchor, or DM your wild experiences to @adrenalmasters on Instagram. Please subscribe to the podcast on your favorite platforms and if you really love it, write a review!

As law enforcement officers, AB & MR have experienced some crazy shit. All kinds of shit really. From LEO bs, love life troubles, dog crap, and actual human shit. In this episode of Adrenal Masturbation: Slipping in Shit, female officers AB &MR catch up on their shitty work week before taking multiple personality test. There is the return of Isma from episode one, Choir Practice. Play along with these ladies as they take an enneagram test and color personality test. They also share their love language and BDSM preferences. The producer of Adrenal Masturbation, D, joins in on the fun. 

Remember to get down and dirty with these ladies every week on your favorite podcasting platforms. For questions, spoilers, and more information follow @adrenalmasters on Instagram. You can also email them at [email protected]!

Want to play along? Here are the test featured in this weeks episode:

Enneagram Test: https://www.truity.com/test/enneagram-personality-test

Your Love Language: https://www.5lovelanguages.com/

BDSM Quiz: https://bdsmtest.org/select-mode

The time has come when wedding season is in full swing. Love is in the air, and so is MR's warrior flask. In this episode of Adrenal Masturbation: Drunken Wedding Shenanigans, female police officers AB & MR attend a typical law enforcement wedding.  There are police car cookies, military men, and drinks after drinks. The stories are endless in this one. You won't want to miss it!

Listener submitted questions are also addressed. AB & MR uncover the differences between military and police officer recruitment. They talk about their female go-to products when on the job. To submit your questions, comments, or share your stories, email [email protected]. You can also DM these ladies on Instagram @adrenalmasters

Don't forget to get down and dirty with AB & MR as they discuss the juicy realities of life in law enforcement. You'll also want to stay tuned for giveaway updates. For more information and to enter, visit @adrenalmasters on Instagram. Restrictions Apply. Full contest rules can be viewed here:

Grand prize:

Emotional Survival for Law Enforcement: A Guide for Officers and Their Families, Signed by author, Kevin M. Gilmartin, PH.D.

Voice Call with AB & MR over Instagram @adrenalmasters

Two stickers of the Adrenal Masturbation Design

Each runner up will receive:

Two stickers of the Adrenal Masturbation Design

Covid-19 has caused more calls than ever. Female officers, AB & MR, have been working around the clock to keep their jurisdiction safe. In this episode of Adrenal Masturbation: Verbal Judo, these two ladies give advice on Verbal Judo in the workplace. Learn how to dodge uncalled for confrontation. Their suggestions will change the way law enforcement deals with mental health issues. At the start of the episode, listen to AB & MR's week in court. Their love lives might be dry, but not when the cuties at court are hot. Hear about MR's discoveries on Hinge (a dating and relationships app). Do you think a double date with a father and son is a good idea? Of course not, but it is fun to discuss!  These ladies also discuss moving to Alaska, an acquaintance getting eaten by wolves, and their future plans to go to college.

This episode touches on many bizarre topics. Let us know what topics you want to hear on next weeks episode. Remember to get down and dirty with AB & MR every week as they share their choir practice. Follow @adrenalmasters on Instagram for exclusive content and email [email protected] with any questions or comments. See you next week for the 10th episode special surprise. 

On the job stories are never ending. There are daily arrest, midnight calls, and spooky encounters. In Episode 8 of Adrenal Masturbation: Cop Confessions, female officers AB & MR describe in detail their recent shifts. Hear MR depict her brawl with a psych ward patient. Listen to AB talk about a long foot pursuit with her Nemesis. Learn about the hypocrisy between officers and their chain of command. Also, included in this weeks episode are cruiser stories. More importantly, the police cars that have been totaled throughout the years. 

And remember to get down and dirty with AB & MR every week on your favorite podcasting platforms. This weeks question is: If you were not an officer, what career would you be doing? Hear these ladies answers at the end of this episode. For question, spoilers, and more information follow @adrenalmasters on Instagram. You can also email [email protected].

MR returns from her three week long military escapade with new incite to share with AB. Both officers have been waiting to tell all their wild stories that have happened while MR has been gone. In this episode of Adrenal Masturbation, Reunited at Last, these female cops discuss the drama occurring during their hiatus. This includes MR's experience as squad leader, AB's new hobbies, and their relationship status changes. They discuss, "Why are men so weird?" What would you choose: Sleep or Clap Cheeks? If you have the answers, feel free to DM AB & MR on Instagram @adrenalmasters or email [email protected]. Someone has to know, Right?!

AB & MR also disclose coworkers wanting to know more about them, aka their relationship status. There definitely be more to come now that AB has applied to a new station and new position. The listener questions that are answered in this episode include, "Has any of your relationships changed after becoming an officer," and "How can citizens help and support officers in your community?"

As always, get down and dirty with AB & MR every week while they discuss the juicy realities of law enforcement. Submit your questions or comments on Instagram to @adrenalmasters or email [email protected]. See you next week!