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Adrenal Masturbation's first special guest, Mexican Queen, shares experiences from her career in the air force. She gives advice about enlisting and goes in depth on scandals in her sector. Above all, she talks about her treatment as a women and a mom. Learn how her and MR met, and get a feeling for the unique perspective that AB has considering she has never served in the military. Of course, in the Adrenal Masturbation style, AB & MR have the Mexican Queen open up about her personal relationships, past entanglements, civilian fiancé, and much more. Listen to this incredible relatable episode for parents and those who have served. 

As always, get down and dirty with AB & MR for their newest episode. If you have had similar experiences to the Mexican Queen, feel free to DM @adrenalmasters on Instagram and the kind words will be forwarded to her. You can also shoot your story to [email protected] and might be featured on next weeks episode.

Disadvantages and double standards for women in the police force are prevalent. In this episode of Adrenal Masturbation: Double Standards, female officers AB & MR break down these disadvantages, who placed them, and the ways to overcome adversity. They start off by addressing their work week, listener submitted questions, and a hilarious email including dick pics and the story behind it. (Special thanks to Su again for making us laugh out loud!) Learn about AB's nemesis and rumors spread about MR. Who know Instagram could get MR in so much trouble?

As always, don't forget to get down and dirty every week with Adrenal Masturbation. Send your questions, stories, and comments to [email protected]. Send an Audio message through Anchor, or DM your wild experiences to @adrenalmasters on Instagram. Please subscribe to the podcast on your favorite platforms and if you really love it, write a review! 

As police officers, AB & MR have seen and smelled some nasty shit when on call. From animal infested homes, brewing meth labs, and crack rocks in unmentionable places, there always seems to be something that would make anyone gag. In this episode of Adrenal Masturbation: Get Nasty, female officers AB & MR catch up on their work week before discussing their nastiest experiences on the job. They talk about drug bust and the saddening living situations for those sometimes involved. Of course, there are lighthearted moments too. For example, when talking about MR's squeaky bed frame, horror movies, and AB's confusion between zucchini and cucumber.  Towards the end of the podcast, they transition away from on the job oddities to personal life experiences. There will be some updates relating the second episode of Adrenal Masturbation: Don't Shit Where you eat. Lover boy and AB's relationship has gone threw some unexpected changes. In all, get ready to get grossed out!

Remember to get down and dirty with these ladies every week on your favorite podcasting platforms. For questions, spoilers, and more information follow @adrenalmasters on Instagram. You can also email [email protected]!

Life as an officer comes with many challenges of its own, not including the additional challenges that come with being a woman in law enforcement. In episode three of Adrenal Masturbation: Impostor Syndrome, police officers AB & MR share their feelings of impostor syndrome in a male dominate field. They talk about the expectations, misinformation, and doubts placed upon them by their male, sometimes female, coworkers. While this episodes main focus is on impostor syndrome, AB & MR will also discuss their previous pursuits, complications when calling for backup,  and a runaway juvenile. There are intense moments, but also time to simply discuss how the week has went on and off the job.

All of this is in hopes that you leave the episode with the tools you need to smash self doubt, and of course, be entertained. Don't forget to get down and dirty with AB & MR every week as they deep dive more and more into police related topics. For questions, comments, spoilers, or announcements follow @adrenalmasters on Instagram.

Dating is a shit show; especially in law enforcement. In this episode of Adrenal Masturbation: Don't Shit Where You Eat, police officers AB & MR share personal dating stories that are so unreal. Have you ever dated a coworker? Had a Tinder or Bumble date end horribly? AB & MR discuss dudes jizzing in their pants, sending unsolicited dick pics, and policemen wanting to fuck them. All of this is sure to cause some tension in the office. You can't make this shit up! They have plenty of stories to tell as women in a male dominate field. Listen and hear all the drama on this weeks episode. 

Remember to get down and dirty with these ladies every week on your favorite podcasting platforms. For questions, spoilers, and more information follow @adrenalmasters on Instagram. We would love to know your experience dating law enforcement and military personnel. Feel free to share your wild stories with us over DM's.

What is Adrenal Masturbation? Who are these female police officers? Find out during the first ever episode of Adrenal Masturbation: Choir Practice! Co hosts AB &MR are here to discuss their first impressions of the job and each other. Learn about their academy experiences and expectations after graduating. You will be shocked to hear about the cliques in law enforcement, sexism behind the scenes, and dramatic true stories.

Get down and dirty with these ladies every week on your favorite podcasting platforms. For questions, spoilers, and more information follow @adrenalmasters on Instagram. What would you want to know about the thin blue line?

Adrenal Masturbation is the newest, juiciest, most polarizing podcast to hit your favorite podcasting platforms. Police officers AB & MR get down and dirty every week to share the crazy realities of law enforcement. You won't want to miss their upcoming choir practice, wild dating stories, and intimate conversation about impostor syndrome. Episodes will release on July 13th! For more information, spoilers, or a good time follow @adrenalmasters on Instagram.