At the 2017 WGN Radio Holiday Spectacular, Amy Guth and Jen Bosworth performed The Twelve Months of the News Year.
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Parody lyrics by Amy Guth
On the first month of the news year
The news cycle gave to me:
A president tweeting each night at three
On the next month of the news year
The news cycle gave to me:
Two Oscars swapped
A president tweeting each night at three
On the third month of the news year
The news cycle gave to me:
Standing rock pipeline
Two Oscars swapped
A president tweeting each night at three
On the fourth month of the news year
The news cycle gave to me:
Comey gets the boot
Standing Rock pipeline
Two Oscars swapped
A president tweeting each night at three
On the fifth month of the news year
The news cycle gave to me:
Aaaaalternative facts!
Comey gets the boot
Standing rock pipeline
Two Oscars swapped
And a president tweeting “covfefe”
On the sixth month of the news year
The news cycle gave to me:
Kelly Anne’s in hiding
Alternative fact!
Comey testifies
Standing rock pipeline
Two Oscars swapped
A president tweeting each night at three
On the next month of the news year
The news cycle gave to me:
Spicer needs a job
Kelly Anne’s in hiding
Aaaalternative facts!
Comey testifies
Standing rock pipeline
Two Oscars swapped
A president tweeting each night at three
On the eighth month of the news year
The news cycle gave to me:
Whoa! That big-ass eclipse!
Spicer needs a job
Kelly Anne’s in hiding
Are we faaaake news? (Nope!)
Comey testifies
Standing rock pipeline
Two Oscars swapped
A president tweeting each night at three
On the ninth month of the news year
The news cycle gave to me:
No Paris Agreement
Whoa! That big eclipse!
Spicer needs a job
Kelly Anne’s in hiding
We’rrrrre not faaaake news!
Comey testified
Standing rock pipeline
Two Oscars swapped
And the football players taking a knee
On the tenth month of the news year
The news cycle gave to me:
Hillary’s got a book
Whoa! That big eclipse!
Spicer needs a job
Kelly Anne’s in hiding
It’s not faaaake news!
Comey testified
Standing rock pipeline
Two Oscars swapped
A president tweeting each night at three
On the next month of the news year
The news cycle gave to me:
Eleventy-billion fidget spinners
Hillary’s got a book
Whoa! That big eclipse!
Spicer needs a job
Kelly Anne’s in hiding
Facebook’s faaaake news!
Comey testified
Standing rock pipeline
Two Oscars swapped
A president tweeting each night at three
On the last month of the news year
The news cycle gave to me:
Prince Harry’s off the market
All those fidget spinners
Hillary’s got a book
Whoa! That big eclipse!
Spicer needs a job
Kelly Anne’s in hiding
kinda wish someofitwaaaas fake news
Comey testified
Standing rock pipeline
Two Oscars swapped
A president tweeting each night at three
