Some of you INSIST the Lord works in mysterious ways and has a plan for EVERYTHING! I think, NOT! Can you get your money back from a non-healing Faith Healer? Consumers are pissed about prices and packaging and corporate lies and I just might get involved in the fight. Also, why I turned down a chance to be a marriage counselor, do some yoga poses look like a mime who ran into a ghost, is he a sex fiend or normal guy... people have questions and I have answers. Subcribe and THRIVE! 

Guns, abortion, public Christian prayers at midfield after a football game, the Supreme Court and the failings of the Uber Left... this episode is filled with lighthearted fare just in time for summer vacation travel. It's fun for the whole family. Where is it polite to pee on a golf course? What to do when there's a man in the Ladies Room at Wal-Mart. People have problems, I have answers. All with too many SOUND EFFECTS! Subscribe and THRIVE! 

Are you morally responsible if you slice a shot off a golf course and kill a jogger? My client needs help and I have the answers. I also help two sex deviants and a young comedian who worries all comedy is at someone's expense by analyzing two of my favorite all-time public domain jokes. Why do people hate Baby Boomers? I think I know. Subscribe and THRIVE!

Today's episode is a lighthearted romp through mass shootings, the economic benefits of abortion and the Bible's position on it, Ronald Reagan's responsibility for all bad Republican politics, their 2nd amendment confusion, what movies shaped how conversatives see themselves, fantasy versus reality and more in one tidy little package.  Subscribe and THRIVE!

Is social media the Devil's tool? Are you sick if you post Wordle scores? Are the Kardashians poison? If a God spoke to us directly what would happen? Are humans devolving while animals evolve? What does spider sex sound like? Even if this podcast is a time waster it's all over in 18 minutes and you heard spiders having sex. Subscribe and THRIVE!

My daughter broke her leg rock falling, proving I'll be a worried Dad, forever. I also help young clients whose sex positivity has led to sex negativity (can't say NO to a spanking/choker), invent a new app that fixes the problem, discuss if early humans would have evolved if women's sex drive was as strong as men, advise a couple on how to deal with carjacking, and help an omnivore whose partner is Meat is Murder vegan.  Subscribe and THRIVE!

In #72 I go Will Smith on a conservative critic, take a mind reading challenge, Fernando Lamas appears again, help clients who want to place a nasty obituary about their mother, tell how a balata Titleist saved me from a bear attack, prove how tough liberals can be, fix the transgender athlete issue, suggest Job Hijabs as a company name for a client and overuse sound effects, all under 18 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!!! 

Why you stay in a mediocre marriage, the upside to losing body parts, bimbo bachelorette partiers at the State of the Union address, what do pine trees think of telephone poles, more Biblical board games, why some friend's great marriage became the worst ever, the best way for older couples to end life, and maybe I can read minds. All under 18 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE! 

My patients are having dreams/nightmares of Nazi zombies, human babies with fish heads, being an Indian mystic named Kashi Kashi Bing Bing, being a whore and going to hell because Rev. Arango used one wrong word in their baptism, going to the crossroads but the Devil won't trade for their soul, and I do helpful analysis, and create Biblical Era versions of classic board games. Subscribe and THRIVE! 

Where did all this partisanship come from? Why is no one happy? Have you ever seen a pig on a leash in an urban setting? What's ruining America's kids? What's the meaning of a dream where you get to drum for the Beatles but instead of drum sticks you brought Q-tips? Can you get kids at home to shut up and have fun too? You have questions, I have answers. Subscribe and THRIVE!