An Agnostic's Guide to Heaven by Tim Bedore

Why you stay in a mediocre marriage, the upside to losing body parts, bimbo bachelorette partiers at the State of the Union address, what do pine trees think of telephone poles, more Biblical board games, why some friend's great marriage became the worst ever, the best way for older couples to end life, and maybe I can read minds. All under 18 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!

My patients are having dreams/nightmares of Nazi zombies, human babies with fish heads, being an Indian mystic named Kashi Kashi Bing Bing, being a whore and going to hell because Rev. Arango used one wrong word in their baptism, going to the crossroads but the Devil won't trade for their soul, and I do helpful analysis, and create Biblical Era versions of classic board games. Subscribe and THRIVE!

Where did all this partisanship come from? Why is no one happy? Have you ever seen a pig on a leash in an urban setting? What's ruining America's kids? What's the meaning of a dream where you get to drum for the Beatles but instead of drum sticks you brought Q-tips? Can you get kids at home to shut up and have fun too? You have questions, I have answers. Subscribe and THRIVE!

In this episode-who had the cooler super power-Moses or Obi Wan Konobi? If you want to believe your neighbors are jerks visit NextDoor.com. Can a man be in heat? Better to have smart or stupid criminals? Is world history safe in a Photoshop world? Nude selfies-good or bad idea? How soundly does my wife sleep? Benefits of a National Must Be Nude Day. Subscribe and THRIVE!

As well as being a life coach and spiritual guru I am also a prognosticator. The Middle East, Covid, Trump's plans, climate change, the Super Bowl winner, a new FOX show called Numb Nuts... here are my bankable predictions for the new year. Also, clients wonder if you can be vegan with a pig heart valve transplant, if God loved us wouldn't sharks be vegetarians and what bacon flavored vodka has to do with universal health care as well as concave little old man butts I saw at the gym. Subscribe and THRIVE!

Christmas is the worst time of year for some people. Here are some of issues facing my clients-- What should a person of faith do if they see a classified ad in the newspaper selling "The Skull of Christ?" If your outdoor Christmas lights disappear is it OK to hate liberals? How to respond to neighbors who mock your nativity display with naughty words spelled out in Christmas lights and what to do if blinking outdoor Christmas lights trigger flashbacks of being arrested for DUI's? People have questions, I have answers. Subscribe and THRIVE!

In this episode I make my case for a new annual holiday giving thanks to the Beatles, why the Singing Nun was filthy, my dorkiest moment ever, my happiest moment ever, emotional scars from pedal pushers and crewcuts, perception v. reality, Thanksgiving through the eyes of the Original Owners, why we need more holidays, and why we should all be more like Buddy Rogers. All in 18 minutes that might change your life. Or, not. Subscribe and THRIVE!

Want practical ideas on how you can stop Global Warming? This episode is for you. What do Mennonite high school cheerleaders chant before a free throw attempt? If there is a God does He or She have a plan for your sex life, including wet dreams? Are humans born to be annoying? Are there benefits to growing up with a Boo Radley character on your block? Is an air purifier lousy if dust collects on its top? Should kids play in a fenced yard with a BEWARE OF DOG sign posted on it? And loads of unnecessary SFX. Subscribe and THRIVE!

How to correct an infuriating "Hit it Alice" misogynistic golf buddy, perception vs. reality in conservatives and Catholics, if you buy a Saint bone sliver are you protected from tornados, the worst thing I have ever heard someone do while singing Oh What a Beautiful Morning, why I had a dog for only a week when I was young and why I would clone our late Lexie as an adult and way too many sound effects all in 18 minutes. Subscribe and THRIVE!