Would getting the death penalty for lying on the internet be too harsh? Can we improve the death penalty so it's a better deterrent to future crime? What about minimum security prisons on the moon? I'll bet my worst dating experience ever is more bizarre than yours and how it's connected to the Jan. 6 taking of the Capitol. The Truth Monitor makes an appearance as do sound effects recreating a nun hitting me in the back of the head with a dictionary. It's 18 minutes that may change your life. Subscribe and thrive!  

I asked and you listeners told me what filled you with the spirit, joy and wonder and some of you are really creepy. I've got some serious life coaching work to do. Collecting Beanie Babies is a sickness. Also, why my Mom was furious with my Dad for treating his boys to the best day of their lives, as well as why I don't fish. And I help someone name their new novel. I can't write novels but I can name 'em.  Subscribe and THRIVE!   

In the previous episode I created the hypothetical Church of Dale, to make a point about religion. Some of you were angry and some want to become Dale-ians. Today, I respond to both groups and discuss my plans for Dale. Trump's 2nd impeachment is here.  I cover how to talk about it without alienating others as well as the proper use of the Hitler analogy. And why is Hitler the ultimate evil when others killed more people? Where does an agnostic find spirituality and wonder in the world?  I have answers. Subscribe and thrive! 

In episode 46 I help Trump supporters who feel unmoored in a strange new world.  My fearful patients worries range from Biden undoing Trump's policies to liberal scientists declaring there is no God.  Just in case that happens I've created a new religion that can co-exist with science and bring us world peace, too. Another client fears having kids in these troubled times.  I deal with that and give advice on parenting and how I, inadvertently, nurtured my daughter into having a nervous personality.  Science, religion, how Trumpers survive without him, and how Bobby Fernandez become 9 Fingers Fernandez.  Subscribe and THRIVE!   

In this episode I help a woman who suspects she might be dating a gay guy, what I learned from seeing Kenny Rogers perform "Ruby Don't Take Your Love to Town," as a party song, some thoughts on the sacking of our Capitol and my They'll All Come True or Your MONEY BACK New Years (yes, a little late) predictions for 2021.  Subscribe and Thrive!  You have nothing to lose but 20 minutes.  

This episode is late.  But I have a brilliant solution for a client who doesn't want to offend his non-Christian neighbors with their 1/2 scale Nativity scene in the front yard.  I must admit, I really love my solution.  Sound effects.  Do I over use them?  I explain how my obsession with sound effects has made the world a safer place.  Shelter in place, hunker down and enjoy the holiday break with this better late than never episode that makes Christmas an inclusive celebration for everyone.  Subscribe and thrive.  

In this episode I help someone whose Covid safety bubble has been burst by a room mate whose got a new girlfriend.  Is it safe to let her in their outdoor jacuzzi?  Germ-a-phobes and airport restrooms-recipe for disaster?  In a tight economy do you not quit a job until you have a new one?  Whose the worst boss I've ever had? Why do people drive cars, alone, wearing a mask?  Can old people not feel it when they have large amounts on food on their face?  You have issues and questions-I can help.  Subscribe and thrive!

In this episode I respond to angry conservatives who were mad I suggested they all move to Texas in the last episode.  Well, because I care I have more advice on how they should deal with the coming post-Trump world.  Is a marriage in trouble if your wife tries to kill you with her car.  Will a deadbolt stop a Lexus from barging through an apartment door?  Is there a way to know when your parents are too old to drive?  Your life coach is here and showing the way forward.  Subscribe and thrive!

Conservatives are suffering and need help.  Your life coach is here with sincere advice on how to cope with the disappointment of the recent election.  A client wants to know if she should tell a friend her cheating husband is in a porn video and a young actress wants my advice on whether to do nude scenes in Hollywood.  Sex and politics.  A Hitler anecdote.  Golf addiction and growing up without a sister and ways for our country to heal... or not.  There's much to chew on and all in under 24 minutes of time which you probably have.  Subscribe and thrive.  

I've invented a digital device called The Truth Monitor.  It's an automatic non-partisan lie detector.  Want to hear how Trump would sound in a debate if my new invention were used?  I also have some ideas on how to safely do Halloween during Covid.  Is a sense of humor genetic?  I think so and prove it by telling a story about my Grandfather saying something so funny I shot a cherry tomato across the room.  Is full blown bickering good for a marriage?  Lots to chew on!  Subscribe and thrive!