Dylan spends Memorial Day doing what he loves most: talking to himself about Bravo. He breaks down the last-minute Emmy campaign for Vanderpump Rules this season, and weighs its chances against the competition. Then, he recaps the latest Top Chef, where optical illusions are met with contestant delusions, and the final four book their tickets to the Paris finale.

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