It’s the height of summer, and Maureen has escaped to the woods for a week. It’s cool and green where she is. She swims in a pond, walks in the forest, buys backdoor food from hippies, and drifts around on an alligator. Dan, meanwhile, is below ground in Chicago, sweating away in the official Says Who basement. He’s fine too. For sure. He’s great. His neighbors have started an illegal, off-brand summer camp. That’s how good he is.

There’s been news this week, not that Maureen knows much about that. DoJo’s girlfriend took a plane, DoJo gets a temporary ban on twitter, the RNC was canceled… there’s many things to talk about. For instance, how tall is Thickie Checks? Can Maureen move into the walls of a barn? How many times can Maureen’s woodland internet go out in one recording?

But the real question is: What about the ball pits?

Come on in, SaysWhovia. The balls are fine. Wait.
 

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