Brrrr. Shut the door! There’s a cold winter wind blowing. All is snug and safe here in the Says Who fort. 

Dan’s son is recovering from COVID and has had adventures in a hotel room. Mauren wants to get right to the news! 2024 is ramping up! Trump is making shiny shoes because he owes SO MUCH MONEY. So much money! Surely these shiny sneakers will fix everything. Seriously, though—he owes all the money. Does he have it? How will he get it? How many shiny shoes will be sell? And what’s with the perfume?

Somehow this becomes Dan and Maureen’s Composition 101 workshop, which should probably be a thing.

Pencils down, SayWhovia, and hand your papers to the front.

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