Two. One who'll change the light bulb only after you provide all the data supporting why he'd do it in a world in which black men and women don't have to change the light bulb and another to fuck that dude's wife while he does it
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LA has solved the scooter epidemic
Following/unfollowing social media etiquette
Toxic internet dudes
Revenge games in sports
A couple anecdotes about racism online
Why are lightbulbs different now?
Arrested Development and other TV shows that petered out