Anchorpersons: A News Podcast

By Greg & Gene Person

A news show for people who don’t like news shows, by people who don’t like news shows. Every week Greg Person and Gene Person bring you real and imagined news, emotional weather, handy tips and altern... more

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How many episodes does Anchorpersons: A News Podcast have?

The podcast currently has 74 episodes available.

Anchorpersons: A News Podcast episodes:

April 09, 2021Person and Person Episode 022 - My Bowls so Bright I Gotta Wear Shades
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published April 9, 2021.
IN THIS EPISODE:
Main News
What does Freddy Krueger have to do with humans becoming venomous?
Breaking News
- Has Florida Man finally gone too far?
- Have you ever seen a haunted toilet? Would you like to?
Food Crime (Real Water II)
Sports (Belly Flopping)
Emotional Weather (Doing all right, Getting good grades, My future's so bright)
Podcast Shopping Network (Bowl Bright)
State Up (Connecticut)
VISIT OUR WEBSITE: personandpersonshow.com See Gene & Greg's Blogs, listen to full episodes and more!
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
Ad spots in this week's episode:
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45min
March 31, 2021Person and Person Episode 021 - Ghost Riding the Whip of Civilization
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published March 31, 2021.
We apologize for the delay! I fell down a staircase. And yes, I'm serious. Starting next week, we'll be back to uploading on Thursday night/Friday mornings. Thanks for bearing with us through the season 2 transition and my vacation.
IN THIS EPISODE:
Main News
What does Ghost Riding the Whip have to do with finally having a solution to what happened at Dyatlov Pass?
Breaking News
- Could the deadliest animal in Australia be... Trucks?
- How much lubrication is too much lubrication?
Sports (Competitive Meat Judging)
Emotional Weather (Important, Impotent, Impatient)
Food Crime (Real Water)
Podcast Shopping Network (Perfect Polly)
State Up (Colorado)
VISIT OUR WEBSITE: personandpersonshow.com See Gene & Greg's Blogs, listen to full episodes and more!
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
Ad spots in this week's episode:
Preroll - Brose
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44min
March 21, 2021Person and Person Episode 020 - I am Ruffles McGillicutty and I approve this message
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published March 12, 2021.
IN THIS EPISODE:
Main News
What does the Great British Bake-off have to do with that new car smell being hazardous to your health?
Breaking News
- Could the deadliest animal in Australia be... Trucks?
- How much lubrication is too much lubrication?
Sports (Unicycle Hockey)
Emotional Weather (Awful, Lawful, Waffle)
Food Crime (Marco's Pizza Bowl)
Podcast Shopping Network (Rejuvenique Face Mask)
State Up (California)
VISIT OUR WEBSITE: personandpersonshow.com See Gene & Greg's Blogs, listen to full episodes and more!
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
Ad spots in this week's episode:
Preroll - The Perineum Group
Midroll - Brose
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42min
March 12, 2021Person and Person Episode 019 - More Like Season Poo Amirite
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published March 12, 2021.
IN THIS EPISODE:
Our triumphant return for season two, and some slight format changes.
Main News
What does documentary filmmaker Adam Curtis Have to do with the epidemic of needing to poop when you visit a bookstore?
Breaking News
- In Australia, you gotta watch out for the stinger
- Panda Express: When you're here, you're family. Manson Family, that is.
Sports (HEMA)
Emotional Weather (Easy, Breezy, Lemon Squeezy)
Food Crime (Biscotti)
Podcast Shopping Network (Tush Turner)
State Up (Arkansas)
VISIT OUR WEBSITE: personandpersonshow.com See Gene & Greg's Blogs, listen to full episodes and more!
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Find us on Facebook: @personandpersonshow
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
Ad spots in this week's episode:
Preroll - The Perineum Group
Midroll - Brose
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41min
February 26, 2021 BONUS EPISODE 002 - Person and Person Colon Origins Colon The Beginning Colon Genesis Colon
Folks Season One is DONE! We're going to take a couple of weeks off before starting season two, but that doesn't mean we'll be leaving you empty handed. We'll be doing a couple of new bonus episodes while we get things dialed in for season two.
This is the long-anticipated, oft-hyped, certain to be a letdown, origin story of the Persons.

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47min
February 19, 2021018 Person and Person - When Dougs Cry
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published February 18, 2020.
Segments:
Main News
- The PURRSECUTION rests
- I've heard of a permanent but this is ridiculous
- I Am FLORIDA MAN
- I don't want to TACO bout it
- That'll do Pig, That'll do
- My bologna has a first name, it's CONTR, my bologna has a second name it's ABAND
Emotional Weather (Caustic, Prognostic, Barry Bostwick)
Food Crime (Love Sausage and Love Nut)
Sports (Bokh)
Podcast Shopping Network (Sauna Pants)
Getting Personal Interview (Greg Person)
VISIT OUR WEBSITE: personandpersonshow.com See Gene & Greg's Blogs, listen to full episodes and more!
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Find us on Facebook: @personandpersonshow
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
Ad spots in this week's episode:
Preroll - The Perineum Group
Midroll - Brose
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43min
February 11, 2021017 Person and Person - Holly Boob if Holly Coob
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published February 11, 2020.
Segments:
Main News
- Dolls well that ends well
- Hollywood Boobalon
- The lowest bar
- I'm not going to do a Hillbilly joke
- Not all heroes wear lipstick
- The Angels made me do it
Emotional Weather (Needy, Greedy, Seedy)
Food Crime (Avocado Buns)
Sports (Rock Paper Scissors)
Dad Tantrum (Changing Tables)
State Up (Arizona)
VISIT OUR WEBSITE: personandpersonshow.com See Gene & Greg's Blogs, listen to full episodes and more!
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Find us on Facebook: @personandpersonshow
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
Ad spots in this week's episode:
Preroll - The Perineum Group
Midroll - Brose
- personandpersonshow.com
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37min
February 05, 2021016 Person and Person - Gamestonks
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published February 4, 2020.
Segments:
Main News
- Baby On Board!
- Smuggle Smuggle Smuggle Chameleon
- Bigfoot Season
- MSN stands for Microsoft Something Necromancer
- Oh You Silly Goose
- Detention Begets Divination
Emotional Weather (Bitter, Fitter, Twitter)
Food Crime (George Foreman Grill)
Sports (Toe Wrestling)
Podcast Shopping Network (Uroclub)
Out of Frame Movie Review (Avatar)
VISIT OUR WEBSITE: personandpersonshow.com See Gene & Greg's Blogs, listen to full episodes and more!
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Find us on Facebook: @personandpersonshow
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
Ad spots in this week's episode:
Preroll - The Perineum Group
Midroll - Brose
...more
50min
January 29, 2021015 Person and Person - Ballgasms All Around
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published January 28, 2020.
Segments:
Main News
- COVID Ice Cream!
- Cloaca, I hardly knewa
- Mayor, did you put your name in the goblet of Fiyah!?
- Where's Balldo? Hold on, what's Balldo?
- You're alive huh? That's just what a zombie would say.
- If you're happy and you know it ping your boss!
Bonus stories this week:
- Honest Chinese Menu
- This Candle Smells like a Bomb
Emotional Weather (Brave, Grave, Dave)
- Please consider donating to Action Against Hunger
Food Crime (Bulletproof Coffee)
Sports (Outhouse Racing)
VISIT OUR WEBSITE: personandpersonshow.com See Gene & Greg's Blogs, listen to full episodes and more!
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Find us on Facebook: @personandpersonshow
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
Fake Ad spots in this week's episode:
Preroll - The Perineum Group
Midroll - Brose
...more
53min
January 22, 2021014 Person and Person - You know who never listens to our show - The Amish
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published January 21, 2020.
Segments:
Main News
- 1000 Years of Solitude
- More Fungus Among Us
- Cock Block Lock Shock
- I'd like to plead contagious, your honor...
- Taking Gammon from Gammon
- It's Mrs. Potato Dead!
Bonus stories this week:
- How do you like them Apples?
- Why call it a Beer Cave?
Emotional Weather (Loopy, Snoopy, Poopy)
Food Crime (Buffalo Latte)
Sports (West Coast Giant Pumpkin Regatta)
VISIT OUR WEBSITE: personandpersonshow.com See Gene & Greg's Blogs, listen to full episodes and more!
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Find us on Facebook: @personandpersonshow
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
Fake Ad spots in this week's episode:
Preroll - The Perineum Group
Midroll - Brose
...more
47min

FAQs about Anchorpersons: A News Podcast:

How many episodes does Anchorpersons: A News Podcast have?

The podcast currently has 74 episodes available.