Anchorpersons: A News Podcast

By Greg & Gene Person

A news show for people who don’t like news shows, by people who don’t like news shows. Every week Greg Person and Gene Person bring you real and imagined news, emotional weather, handy tips and altern... more

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How many episodes does Anchorpersons: A News Podcast have?

The podcast currently has 74 episodes available.

Anchorpersons: A News Podcast episodes:

January 15, 2021013 Person and Person - Back on the Hobby Horse
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published January 14, 2020.
Segments:
Main News
- I'm Cluckin' It
- Everybody Vote the Dinosaur
- Today's Show is brought to you by the letter D
- Kiwi Loves Chicken
- Shhh... I hear Mushrooms
- Cloudy with a chance of Iguanas

Bonus stories this week:
- Burp Catchers for Cows
- Man vs. Croc
Emotional Weather (Hateful, Grateful, Fateful)
Food Crime (Hakarl)
Sports (Hobby Horsing)
State Up: Alaska
VISIT OUR WEBSITE: personandpersonshow.com See Gene & Greg's Blogs, listen to full episodes and more!
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Find us on Facebook: @personandpersonshow
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
Fake Ad spots in this week's episode:
Preroll - The Perineum Group
Midroll - Brose
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49min
January 08, 2021012 Person and Person - doubleplusgadot
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published January 7, 2020.
Segments:
Main News
- That's Hilarious
- Call us Ishmael. Seriously, it's easier.
- These Squirrels are Nuts
- Deck the Halls with Your Own Leg
- Hawaiian Lunch
- Shit Healthcare begets Shit Medicine, Randy
Bonus stories this week:
- The Mermaids are Coming!
- The Rocketeer 2: The Rocketeerening
Emotional Weather (Bawdy, Odd-y, Awed-y)
Food Crime (Lasagna Sandwich)
Sports (Murderball)
Out of Frame (Wonder Woman 1984)
VISIT OUR WEBSITE: personandpersonshow.com See Gene & Greg's Blogs, listen to full episodes and more!
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Find us on Facebook: @personandpersonshow
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
Fake Ad spots in this week's episode:
Preroll - The Perineum Group
Midroll - Personandpersonshow.com
...more
48min
December 31, 2020011 Person and Person - The Candied Yams of Episodes
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published December 31, 2020.
Segments:
Main News
- Could you suggest a good pairing for Sewage wine?
- IS YOUR BABY FULL OF PLASTIC? THE ANSWER MAY SURPRISE YOU! It's yes.
- Seal-3PO?
- Denk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen
- I once caught a hand grenade THIS BIG!
- Talk about a Suckerpunch!
Bonus stories this week:
- What's the matter Colonel Sanders, Chicken?
- Yuri and the Real Girl 2
Emotional Weather (Inspired, Tired, Wired)
Please consider donating to help Kayla Romero get her surgery at her GoFundMe
Food Crime (Candied Yams)
Bleak End Update (Yellowstone Supervolcano)
Sports (Ferret Legging)
VISIT OUR WEBSITE: personandpersonshow.com See Gene & Greg's Blogs, listen to full episodes and more!
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Find us on Facebook: @personandpersonshow
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
Fake Ad spots in this week's episode:
Preroll - The Perineum Group
Midroll - Personandpersonshow.com
Origins Bonus Episode - Coming early 2021
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40min
December 25, 2020010 Person and Person - "This episode has received positive reviews from some."
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published December 24, 2020.
Segments:
Main News
- Kangaroo News You Can Use, Part Deux
- Toys for Torts
- Feathers For Breakfast?
- Guys, I think Wendy Peffercorn has a problem...
- Ducking Autocorrect is at it again!
- The Drug is made from Monkey Cum

Bonus stories this week:
- Yolo, PS5 > Letters of Discipline
- Poop in a box Two: The Poopening
Emotional Weather (Merry, Scary, Wary)
Food Crime (Nutrition Class Beef Rinse)
Sports
- The finale of the Christmas Movie Bracket
- Kabaddi
Dad Tantrum - (Leo the Inquisitive Truck)
VISIT OUR WEBSITE: personandpersonshow.com See Gene & Greg's Blogs, listen to full episodes and more!
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Find us on Facebook: @personandpersonshow
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
Fake Ad spots in this week's episode:
Preroll - The Perineum Group
Midroll - Personandpersonshow.com
...more
51min
December 18, 2020009 Person and Person - Kangaroo Jack the Ripper
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published December 17, 2020.
Segments:
Main News
- Men want her, women want to be her, kangaroos fucking hate her
- I'm not going to do a rat race joke
- Are you koala-fied to be up there?
- Rat Story 2: Rodent Revenge
- What's in the hiiiiiive? It's poop. It's poop.
- Seizurepunk 2077

Bonus stories this week:
Fricker is Morgan. Morgan is Fricker?
And he sticks the landing.
Emotional Weather (Sneaky, Sleepy, Snarky)
Food Crime (Kings Hand)
Sports
- Hurling
Person V. Person - (Which movies make the bracket vote?)
BRAND NEW WEBSITE: personandpersonshow.com See Gene & Greg's Blogs, listen to full episodes and more!
We mention these alternate lyrics to Baby it's Cold Outside and this article about de-stressing during Armageddon.
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Find us on Facebook: @personandpersonshow
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
Ad spots in this week's episode:
Preroll - The Perineum Group
Midroll - Personandpersonshow.com
...more
56min
December 11, 2020008 Person and Person - Weaning Their Children on Clown Flesh
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published December 10, 2020.
Segments:
Main News
- Orgy of death
- The other disappearing monolith
- Yuri and the Real Girl
- Please stop visiting our Fucking town
- Take my breath away
- My air purifier will run 8K at 60fps, nbd

The Triumphant Return of Emotional Weather (Jolly, Horny, Paranoid)
Panic Attack (Sinophobia)
Food Crime (Billy Roll)
Sports
- New Bracket! Christmas Movies - send us your nominations at [email protected]
- Extreme Ironing
State Up! (Alabama)
BRAND NEW WEBSITE: personandpersonshow.com See Gene & Greg's Blogs, listen to full episodes and more!
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Find us on Facebook: @personandpersonshow
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
Shout out to Palace Beast for helping Greg find this week's stories!
Ad spots in this week's episode:
Preroll - The Perineum Group
Midroll - Personandpersonshow.com
Postroll - Teaser for our upcoming Bonus episode
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42min
December 04, 2020007 Person and Person - Gill with a G
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published December 3, 2020.
Segments:
Main News
- Dick the halls, Belgium
- Come Fly with Me let's fly down to... Tampa?
- They're come-mink to get you Barbara
- Planet of the Marmosets
- Mr. Jones and Me - Getting freakin' paralyzed
- Not So Special K
Gastronomic Weather
Food Crime (Rollie Eggmaster)
Dad Tantrum (Blippi)
Sports
- New Bracket! Christmas Movies - send us your nominations at [email protected]
- Shin-Kicking
Getting Person-Al Interview (Gill Person)
BRAND NEW WEBSITE: personandpersonshow.com See Gene & Greg's Blogs, listen to full episodes and more!
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Find us on Facebook: @personandpersonshow
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
We're goddamned serious, California, get in touch!
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40min
November 25, 2020006 Person and Person - Making Some Wind Magic
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published November 25, 2020.
Segments:
Main News
- Come Friendly Bombs and Fall On... Westborough?
- The first rule of Toxic Masculinity is "We don't talk about Toxic Masculinity."
- This new track is fire!
- Can thou hear me now?
- God only nose.
- Kim Catrall sleeps with the fishes.
World News - Stories tonight out of Japan and France
Ancient Estonian Weather
Food Crime (Sausage Strips)
PaP Quiz (The Good Place)
Sports (Chessboxing)
AS OF NEXT WEEK - Show upload time will be 11:59 Thursday. We're making this change to both give us an easy to reach deadline and to make the uploads more regular.
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Find us on Facebook: @personandpersonshow
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
...more
42min
November 21, 2020 BONUS EPISODE 001 - Person and Person - The Best Place
Gene and Greg dive deep on one of the best comedies in the history of television. Tangents ensue, along with some small measure of hijinks.

Warning: Spoilers ahead if you have not seen the show.
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1h 14min
November 19, 2020005 Person and Person - Beepenboopen
Anchors weigh you down, cut loose with your news. This episode was published November 18, 2020.
Segments:
Main News
- Two non-beef patties, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onio-wait, what?
- Catch me if you can!
- I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm I am an actual worm.
- Bugs for Pugs?
- Special Agent I'm a F***ing Liar, FBI
- The courts are alive with the sound of music!
World News - Stories tonight out of Japan and Spain - Including this glorious photo.
Literary Weather - Reports of Both Dan Rather's "What Unites Us" and David Graeber's "Debt: The First 5,000 Years"
Food Crime (Raw Water)
Out of Frame Movie Review (Enola Holmes)
Sports (Estonian Competitive Swinging)
Email us: [email protected]
Call us: 541-249-5933
Find us on Twitter: @anchorpersons
Find us on Facebook: @personandpersonshow
Our Patreon: Person and Person
Please subscribe, like, rate and review our show!
Listen to us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts
or the podcatcher of your choice!
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45min

FAQs about Anchorpersons: A News Podcast:

How many episodes does Anchorpersons: A News Podcast have?

The podcast currently has 74 episodes available.