...and that is why I hate you.

Yard work. Bugs are gross. More on veganism. Earthquakes and eclipses. Your heart is in the right place, but your head is up your ass. Juaquime ruins Sisyphus. Complaining about people who intentionally do things the hard way.

What ever happened to SNL? Nickelodeon tyranny. Emotional television. Ariana Grande is Italian-American. Legends of the Hidden Temple: The Dining Experience. Complaining about sanctimonious vegans, especially the she-wench known as That Vegan Teacher.

Amazon sucks. Diablo phishing. Financial planning. Kurt Cobain didn\'t mean shit. Body of christ. Complaining about people who get jobs, spots, or favors because of who they know or to whom they are related.

Strep throat. Is this how white people feel? eBay scammers (we still hate eBaes). Printers floating in the ocean. Microtransactions. We complain with our friend Rin about morons who think our transgender siblings need to be reformed.

Santa\'s been naughty. Taekwondoubledon\'t. \"Listener\" mail about airpod assholes. Positive affirmation. Complaining about psychics and mediums swindling people out of their hard money with the one and only Judge Mentalist.

Taekwondon\'t. Getting pulled over. Dog food scent. Hacking Walgreens. Our DMCA takedown battle with Twitter. Bad 3D printing. Juaquime rejoins Facebook for a bit. Complaining about people who mindlessly pledge their fandom allegiance to corporations and brands.

Kids being kids. AHS Apocalypse. The DC Universe and Marvel suck. Streamer grifting. Matthew goes to the Irish Comedy Tour. Complaining about girls who love to party and go out boozing and shout \"WOO\" with the rest of their friends, ruining our time.

Next week\'s topic: Fan Boys! You know the type - any person who is the unthinking pawn of a major label/brand. Email us your thoughts at [email protected] or leave us a voicemail at (929) 564-4262‬!

More on Madame Web. We made it to the moon. Fear the ocean. Juaquime almost drowns. Getting kinky. A marital conundrum. Listener mail. Complaining about the evil that is insurance companies.

Next week\'s topic: Woo Girls! You know - girls who love to party and go out boozing and like to shout \"WOO\" with the rest of their Woo-girl friends. Email us your thoughts at [email protected] or leave us a voicemail at (929) 564-4262‬!

A cold wait for a bus. Buying a shotgun. Sora comes for the internet. Google Gemini. Switching phone carriers. Political compass. Exercising. AHS. Complaining about parents who get aggressively involved in their childrens\' sports.

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Toilet squirrels. Spider-Man 2 and some gaming talk. Mommy Milkers. Gaykeepers. Complaining about people who take it upon themselves to decide who gets access to a community or identity.

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