...and that is why I hate you.

An update (or lack thereof) on Juaquime\'s house. Artificially unintelligent Cyrax. It sucks to get old. The USWNT bows out. Lizzo and the amazing banana hole. Tim Pool and Elliot Page. Complaining about people who preface their statements with \"As a [insert qualifying identifier here]\".

If a tree falls on Juaquime\'s house in the middle of the night, will anyone hear it? Get a booster seat. I leave a little behind for later. Liberal cucks. TwitterX. Copa-Cola. Complaining about cheaters.

NOTE: We recorded this episode in person. We ended up with some echo issues. We fixed it as best we could, but sorry. Enjoy the dog barking, kids playing, and squeaky chairs.

Affirmative action and the Supreme Court. Boss battles. Separating the art from the artist. Singing vs. performing. Molly in the club. Mad at Matthew. Complaining about snobs interjecting with the words \"um, actually\" to feign superiority.

Reddit and third-party app developers. Cyrax gets a protestor. Dog bites. Do you think there is a reason the killer sodomized your husband with a banana? City liberals versus country conservatives. Hot air balloon murder. Positive affirmations. And that is why I love you. Clean your mud pie. Complaining about people who let their dog defecate on your lawn without cleaning it up.

Pick up your own damn kids. It\'s canon, though. Canadian wildfires in New York. Time as a task. Lolcows. There are few things in this world more upsetting than someone who\'s both stupid and arrogant. Complaining about the sovereign citizens \"traveling\" our streets.

Sovereign citizen getting pulled over: https://youtu.be/ODT-c8AVQBM

Sovereign citizen and his brother: https://youtu.be/_b0ke7u5ywU

Parenting. May I speak to your manager? Just keep Simmons. Complaining about zen douchebags and buddhist buttholes and their toxic positivity.

Enjoy this disjointed bank episode it took us three days to record. Patchwork, baby!

Matthew attends a wedding and makes the most of it. Aladdin pants. Transgender graduation woes. AI commercials. More testicle talk. Paula Deen. We complain about people who use their speakerphone in public places.

Destroying your career on live television. The ethics of ROMs and emulators. The Little Mermaid goes woke. ChatGPT casualties. Complaining about people who initiate small talk when it is completely unnecessary.

Athletics Announcer Video: https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1654679569117372416/

The Legendary Shockmaster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahljd_0xjA

Spoilers ruining Matthew\'s life. Zombie Jesus. Another day at the barbershop. Sucking tongue. Poor marketing outcomes. Republicans in drag. We complain about crappy counterfeit items.

This episode was recorded a couple weeks ago, but Matthew didn\'t get it edited until now. He sucks. Enjoy!

Happy Zombie Jesus Day. Matthew develops his style. A manscaping update. NHL pride night. The movies of 1997. Listener mail! We complain about the capricious jargon of red pill guys.