Android and the Tree

In this very long episode, Abi and Noah discuss Lego Spongebob, the ways they would schedule the world, and how much high school sucks.

Abi and Noah talk at length about the MCU (as they do every week), but they also talk about other things, like vaping. Sorry the audio is not great at points and sometimes you can clearly tell that Abi is eating Reese's Pieces, but we had to rerecord this episode like 3 times because our audio sucked and Noah sounded like an otherworldly deity in one recording, so this is what we got.

TW: mentions of rape and abuse in relation to Jared Leto and Johnny Depp (from 18:18 to 19:18)

In this episode, Abi and Noah read bad fan fiction, talk about crazy cat aunts, and maybe, just maybe, learn a little bit about themselves

Abi's cat interrupts us as we try to have important discussions about corgi armies, baby kiling, and the difference between a dip and a spread. We also talked about Kirby vore for a hot second there. Don't worry about it.

They said we couldn't do it, but we're back with our second episode. This week, we explore Abi's middle school lyrics journal, call out "glampers", and reflect on the career of beloved actor Tim Meadows.

TW: ableist language

In this, the first episode of Android & the Tree, a podcast by two pals, we delve into important issues like the ranking of Pixar movies, the Immaculate Conception, and The Last Jedi discourse.

Warning: this episode contains a great deal of The Last Jedi spoilers.