David picks the Animorphs off one by one. Or does he? Marco is in the closet. 

Does Rachel referencing South Park give us a clue to when this book takes place? Would the police really call an exotic animal vet upon finding a wounded tiger? When Rachel privately thought-speaks to Marco in his bedroom, why does she reach David, disguised as Marco, and not the real Marco trapped in the closet? (After all, the Animorphs have previously contacted each other via thought-speak without being able to see one another.) Is David’s primary goal truly to kill the Animorphs, given that he never finishes the job, or is he more concerned with terrorizing them?

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Jake, Ax, and Tobias stake out the barn. David breaks bad. 

Did David really kill Tobias, or did David just kill another hawk to mess with Jake's head?? Would the Ellimist even allow David to kill Tobias?! Doesn't everyone suck the ketchup out of those single-serve packets? When is David just a scared kid behaving terribly, and when is he a opportunistic little worm? Who would be the Animorphs' designated "executioner": Rachel because of her capacity for violence, or Ax because of his experience as a soldier? How the hell are the Animorphs going to solve this??

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The kids learn to tie a tie. Visser 3 goes big. Marco slithers. 

Can we count on the ghostwriters to pay off this storyline of Cassie becoming more and more comfortable with violence? Can weak Andalite arms even do uppies? Does Visser 3 have too much time on his hands? Do human Controllers carry pistols as well as dracon beams? Should Visser 3 and Dealin' Dan just kiss? 

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Cassie nearly dies and then talks Marco down from being stuck as a giant flea. David the Lion behaves badly beneath a fancy table. Something something force field enforced holograms.  

How sanitary are Yeerk pools if they're always exposed to the open air? We’ve already seen Rachel the bat fall into one in a cave and now there's one beneath a gaping hole in a roof! Is saying "bite me" to someone antagonistic or flirtatious? How is anyone in the fandom so critical of Cassie when she has amazing moments like saving Marco from his flea morph? What the hell is going on in this book with holograms and force fields? 

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The gang bites Jake. David just wants to watch tv. 

How would Tobias narrate David’s violence against birds? Why is this book sort of like watching the Rugrats crawl into a cannon? Has David even seen Tobias in his human form? How do we balance David's genuinely terrible situation with the  fact that he's kind of an asshole? Where is Ax?! 

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The gang gets ray-gunned by a man in Ray-Bans. David goes missing.

Is the David trilogy the prestige tv of the Animorphs series? Why do these book feature so much falling? Is holding hands more or less intimate than locking arms? And who the hell is cousin Saddler?

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We empty out the mailbag and discover emails from all the way back in May, giving us a chance to revisit the dinosaurs of MegaMorphs 2 and the ethical quandaries of Book 19. Plus, we bring in the most special guest of all, the Ellimist!

What dinosaur morphs do we all wish that we could have seen in MegaMorphs 2? How would Visser 3 do on an episode of Undercover Boss? Could someone die of natural causes if they morphed into an elderly animal? And were the Ani Cool Kids too hard on Aftran? 

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Yeerk stealth technology returns. David freaks out.  

How do you fire an Animorph? What is a locker but a kind of closet? Why is Marco so preoccupied with transitions and the moment when one thing becomes another? Did David wet the bed at Marco's house? What are the ingredients of a Slim Jim?

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The Animorphs learn the importance of having on-boarding procedures in place before making your first hire.

Who is the war-daddiest of all war daddies? Is David’s reaction to the news of the Yeerk invasion actually kind of normal? Are Apple products the secret weapon that the Animorphs need? Is an Animorph handshake ever just an Animorph handshake? 

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The Animorphs and the Yeerks have a house party in David's bedroom. The kids debate whether David should join the team. 

Can someone become a nothlit mid-morph? Is David's father the kind of parent to attend PTA meetings? Should the Animorphs be incorporating more cute dogs into their morph rotation? Is any population more Yeerkable than kindergartners? And when Visser 3 morphs into a human, does he have his own morph jumpsuit, or is he just... naked?

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