The Animorphs stage a trap within a trap. Tobias learns the truth about his father. Rachel throws a birthday party. 

Was Elfangor's letter more for him than it was for Tobias? Were Visser 3 and Elfangor madly in love? How much did the Ellimist in terms of getting this letter to Tobias? Did Elfangor broadcast his dying screams to the whole neighborhood? And can Eddy, Miranda, and Chris make it through this cursed episode before the heat completely melts their brains? 

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Tobias and Rachel clear the air. Aria saves a kid. Toby chooses to fight back. 

Is the character of Tobias liminal all the way down? What is the correct way to approach a child playing in traffic? Just how many layers are there to this conversation between Tobias and Rachel? Does Toby have too much power as a seer? And is being a werewolf a good enough excuse to get out of jury duty?

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Tobias and Rachel visit the world's saddest petting zoo. They they return to rescue a baby Hork Bajir. 

Does Visser 3 enjoy being Aria? Can the Animorphs claim implied consent from Ket Halpak for using her morph after dunking on Hork Bajir intelligence all book? How many Tobias books are even left in this series? Is Marco crushing on Jake's authoritative side? Does Crazy Helen hang out at Frank's Safari Land?

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Tobias visits the free Hork-Bajir and learns that their longterm goals do not necessarily align with those of the Animorphs. Then he and Rachel hitch a ride on the roof of a cop car. 

Will the Animorphs ever become more reluctant to kill Hork Bajir Controllers?  Is this the most hormonal book this far in the series? Does anyone refer to George Washington as a liberator? Can a bird be a little spoon? Is Farscape just store-brand Star Trek? 

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Hungry Tobias feuds with another hawk attempting to seize his meadow. Then Tobias has to figure out how to pass as himself in order to meet with a lawyer who claims to have knowledge about his past. 

Is Book 23 the most queer-coded book yet? Why is it so difficult for Tobias to ask for help? Would Marco respect Tobias' hunting method of sparing the mother rabbit and feasting on her babies? Is Tobias inherently not human because his father is Elfangor? And is Miranda correct that this book secretly about accepting oneself as a bottom? 

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We discuss the news of a possible Ryan Cooler-produced Animorphs series and do a very special David trilogy edition of a mailbag episode to dig into listener thoughts and questions about the worst Animorph ever.

Is morphing clothes always a conscious act? Will we ever get a prom book? What about a spooky book? Why is Rachel asked to endure so much more suffering than the other Animorphs? How do siblings even work? Are only children sort of their own middle sibling? 

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We talk about the David trilogy as a whole, from Rachel's character development to Marco's early suspicion of David to whatever was going on with that whole arc about Yeerking the world leaders. Then we make a wish list for what we want to see in the coming books of the series and clean out the mailbag before next week's "oops all David trilogy" mailbag ep!

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David tries to humiliate Rachel in a Taco Bell. Then the gang dunks on him in the abandoned construction site. 

Is there another character the Animorphs could recruit in David's place? Why does Jake struggle so much to address the moment after trapping David in rat morph? Is this really David's final appearance in the series? Why doesn't morphing treat a Yeerk like an infection and expel it from a Controller's body? And who is coming to dinner?

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Rachel shows up for her sister while David lurks. Saddler miraculously recovers— or does he? 

What the hell did David do with Saddler? What the hell was Jake's father thinking when he compared his hospitalized nephew to raw meat? What the hell was KA Applegate thinking when devised this book? Is violence really what Rachel is addicted to, or is it adrenaline? And is one person's description another's descrippy-ippy?

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The Great Yeerking is cancelled. David returns as an orca and exposes Rachel to her friends. 

What does success look like for the raid on the Marriott-- destroying the Marriott, getting the conference cancelled? When the kids morph into animals, and are able to experience animal instincts, does that mean that the morph holds both the human consciousness and the animal consciousness? And if so, is morphing for combat sort of cruel to the morphed animal? How do we even begin to talk about the horrible dynamic between Rachel and David? And who even is Stanley Tucci?

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