Anna Faris Is Unqualified

By Anna Faris

SHOW DESCRIPTION

Not-so-great-relationship advice from completely unqualified Hollywood types. I am not a relationship expert. In fact, when it comes to giving relationship advice, I have zero qualifications. What I do have is a few (okay, 40-ish) years of life experience and a genuine interest in hearing your relationship stories. And with the help of my incredibly insightful celebrity guests, I’m on a mission to help you solve your relationship woes and improve your love life. With a few dating games, a little role-playing, and some not-so-great relationship advice, we’re creating a community where those of us who have no idea what the f*ck we’re doing can find comfort, support, and lots of laughter. Dear listeners, I love all of you so very much and want to hear from each of you; please e-mail me at questions@unqualified.com with your pressing relationship questions. For more details visit my contact page: http://www.unqualified.com/contact/


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EPISODES LIST

ep 152: Jake Johnson

We’re headed back to school this week on Unqualified as Professors Anna and Sim hang out with their students at USC and chat with the hilarious actor, Jake Johnson (New Girl, Safety Not Guaranteed, Tag), about topics like… Podcasting Acting and Embarrassing Auditions Tampon Commercials Bad Press and Clickbait Female Corrections Officers In lieu of callers this week, Anna, Sim, and Jake are talking to USC students and helping them with their relationship problems… Ashley is a USC junior dealing with a hook-up that moved way too quickly then fizzled out suddenly; she’s seeking advice on how to proceed with this hook-up to avoid awkward encounters in the future. Elise is a USC senior from New Jersey who will be graduating soon and is confused as to what her next move should be and how to prioritize her career with her relationships. Go check out Jake’s new film, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse.   Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors! VITAL FARMS: Anna believes that if she pooped eggs, they’d be delicious. And she might be right, but there’s no way that Anna’s eggs would be as delicious as Vital Farms eggs! No bullshit about it, Vital Farms pasture-raised eggs are simply the best eggs out there! Head to vitalfarms.com/unqualified to get your COOP-on and taste what it means to be bullshit-free! 23ANDME: This holiday season, don’t re-gift old DVD’s like Anna did to Sim – instead, give the gift of 23andMe! Now through Dec. 25th get 30% off any 23andMe kit. Go to 23andme.com/unqualified to grab this great deal today! GLAM SQUAD: Whether you have a big night out or you just want to pamper yourself – Glam Squad will help you look your very best! Glam Squad sends professional beauty experts right to your home to provide you with hair, nail, or makeup services! Go to glamsquad.com and use code UNQUALIFIED for $20 off your first service! NORTHWESTERN MUTUAL: Dear listeners, if we asked you to Tweet about your #LifeGoals, you might include things like #DreamJob, #Travel, and #BestLife, right? Well, with #ProTips from Northwestern Mutual and advisors that can design a personalized financial plan for you, those #LifeGoals will be #Achieved in no time! Let Northwestern Mutual help you get where you want to be today and take you everywhere you want to go tomorrow by visiting northwesternmutual.com/unqualified.   Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

12.11.2018
12.08.2018

ep 151: Sophia Bush

It’s all about strong female vibes this week as Anna and Sim welcome the beautiful, brilliant Sophia Bush (One Tree Hill, Chicago PD) to chat about... College fashion and the Greek scene Self-confidence and self-acceptance Acting, stunt-work, and kissing on-screen Dating Deal-Breakers and some ski-trip improv On the phones this week... Courtney, 27, is calling from Seattle where she has a job and a boyfriend that she loves – but after finding out about her boyfriend out of state job offer, she needs help deciding what to put first – her career or her relationship.   Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors! QUIP: If you’re looking for the perfect stocking stuffer this season – look no further! With over 5,000 verified 5-star reviews, a Quip electronic toothbrush looks like a big-ticket tech gift but with a stocking stuffer price! Head to getquip.com/unqualified to get started and get your first refill pack for free! BLUE APRON: Whether you like to cook your Blue Apron meals fully clothed or wearing nothing more than a blue apron, the result is always a delicious, home-cooked meal prepared in about 20 minutes! Visit blueapron.com/unqualified, to get your first three meals free! Blue Apron – a better way to cook! RITUAL: With Ritual’s fresh, minty taste and incredible health and beauty benefits, you will truly look forward to taking your vitamins every day! Whether you’re living life or creating it, add some good-looking science into your daily routine! Visit ritual.com/unqualified to start your ritual today! SLEEP NUMBER: Whether you plan to breastfeed in it like Sim’s wife, Amy, or you just want to sleep like a baby, Sleep Number has a bed to support you and your lifestyle. As the official sleep and wellness partner of the NFL, Sleep Number beds start at $999. Visit sleepnumber.com/unqualified to find the store nearest you and get into a Sleep Number bed today!   Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified Sophia Bush: @SophiaBush

12.04.2018

Ep 150: Bill Hader

BILL HADER (SNL, Barry, The Skeleton Twins) laughs so hard on this week’s episode that his glasses actually fog up as he chats with Anna and Sim about… …Saturday Night Live…Jerking Off…Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs…Genre, Anxiety, and Comic Con…Red Carpet Improv… ON THE PHONES THIS WEEK: …For the first time ever, the Unqualified team calls back a previous caller, Nicholas from Arizona, to dive a bit deeper into his situation involving a female classmate that him and his friend are both crushing on. …Kaycie, 23, is calling from Oklahoma seeking advice about a douchey co-worker who won’t leave her alone. Congratulations to Bill Hader on his Emmy win for HBO’s Barry!!   Check out the deals from our amazing sponsors, including an awesome new sponsor!! VITAL FARMS: No bullshit about it, Vital Farms eggs are the best – the best quality, the best tasting, simply the best pasture-raised eggs out there! Head to vitalfarms.com/unqualified to get your COOP-on (or coupon) and taste what it means to be bullshit-free! MINTED: Our new sponsor lets you show your loved ones that you care by sending them unique holiday and greeting cards! You can do it all right from your phone - simply text a photo to CARDS (22737) and Minted will help you design and send the perfect personalized card! Through the end of the month, get 20% off your order when you text your photo to CARDS (22737). POSTMATES: Homebodies rejoice – with Postmates, you never have to leave home to enjoy all your favorite restaurant foods! Download the app and use the code UNQUALIFIED to get $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days! Save the hassle and get the food you love fast!   Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

11.27.2018

ep 149: Jay Pharoah

It’s non-stop laughs this week on Unqualified as hilarious comedian, Jay Pharoah (Saturday Night Live) joins Anna and Sim to explore… Working retail and funky feet Porn preferences and thigh-high stockings Year-round Christmas decorations Peeing sitting down and genitalia Beverly Hills Cop improv with Karen Sarducci On the phones this week… Francisca, 27, is calling from Switzerland seeking advice on whether she should make a big, life-changing move in order to follow her dreams. Allison, 29, calling from Ohio, is struggling to find a balance between her role as a Mom and her role as a wife and seeking advice on how to rekindle her sex life. Check out Jay Pharoah’s new series Champagne Ill, exclusively on YouTube Premiere!   Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors!   ZIP RECRUITER: You don’t have to be ‘zippy’ or a ‘recruiter’ like Sim claims to be to find great candidates with Zip Recruiter because Zip Recruiter uses powerful matching technology to find them for you! Try Zip Recruiter for FREE by visiting this special link: ziprecruiter.com/unqualified.     NORTHWESTERN MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE CO.: We know that our listeners are strong females with big life goals, but did you ladies know that life goals go hand-in-hand with financial goals? Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance  can help you get the most out of your money to help you achieve all your big goals! Visit northwesternmutual.com/unqualified to find out how!     23ANDME: Sim recently discovered his long-lost family members using 23andMe – and you can too! Simply spit into the tube provided in the 23andMe kit to learn all about your DNA and ancestry! Now through Thanksgiving, 23andMe is offering their DNA and ancestry kits for only $49 when you buy two or more kits! Visit 23andme.com/unqualified to get this great deal today!     BLUE APRON: Whether you want to catch up on bad TV or you’re just really hungry and a quick home-cooked meal, Blue Apron is the perfect solution with delicious recipes that you can whip up in 20 minutes! Visit blueapron.com/unqualified, to get your first three meals free! Blue Apron – a better way to cook!     Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified Jay Pharoah: @JayPharoah

11.20.2018

ep 148: Emily Ratajkowski

What do… Marriage and Divorce Euphoric Dementia Faberge Eggs and Losing Your Virginity …all have in common? They are just a few of the topics that Anna, Sim, and Unqualified’s stunning guest, Emily Ratajkowski, get into on this week’s hilarious episode! Callers this week include… Marie who is struggling with the slow progression and non-existent future timeline of her 6-year relationship with her boyfriend. Beth who is struggling to come to terms with the distant relationship that she has always had with her Mom. Be sure to see Emily’s new movie with Aaron Paul, Welcome Home, in theaters November 16!   Check out the incredible offers this week from our amazing sponsors!! HONEY: You can AUTOMATICALLY save money while you shop online without ever having to leave your home or clip a single coupon with Honey’s browser extension! Get Honey for free at joinhoney.com/unqualified. RITUAL: Do you want smoother skin, stronger nails, shinier hair, and better overall health? Of course, we all do – and with Ritual Vitamins, designed with top ingredients and specifically formulated for women, we CAN have it all! Visit ritual.com/unqualified to improve your health and wellness and start your ritual today! THIRDLOVE: Sim loves a well-placed breast that’s well-fitted in a ThirdLove bra – but really, who cares? Because ThirdLove is for women and women’s comfort, not men! With 70 sizes, including half-sizes, ThirdLove has a perfect-fitting bra for everyone! Go to thirdlove.com/unqualified to use their online fit-finder and get 15% off your first purchase!   Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified Emily Ratajkowski: @emrata

11.13.2018

ep 147: Maura Tierney

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim welcome the incredibly talented, Golden Globe winning actress, Maura Tierney (NewsRadio, ER, The Affair)! Maura brings her acting chops and intellect to the table as her and Anna engage in some stimulating conversation about… The ins-and-outs of being an actor Whorehouses, stud farms, and Heidi Fleiss    Maura’s volunteer experience in Greece    Next, the ladies jump into an Unqualified game where Maura weighs-in on dating professions like… A brew-master A psychotherapist with a stand-up comedy side-gig A professional poker player A truck driver with a pension for exercising at rest stops A restaurant manager On the phones this week… Amanda, 30, from Chicago needs some advice on how to cope with being left out of a trip to Iceland that her husband is taking with his siblings and their spouses while Amanda is stuck at home with the kids.   Michelle, 31, from San Francisco has an Instagram dating dilemma involving a high school guy that she has reconnected with and is interested in, but she isn’t sure how long to wait for him to ask her out before moving on.     Everyone’s favorite ‘Mom’, Allison Janney, is back for this week’s ad-reads with Anna and Sim – be sure to check out the awesome sponsor deals below!!   BLUE APRON: Anna and Sim come up with a sexy new ad-campaign for Blue Apron involving Allison Janney, a blue apron, and nothing else. If that isn’t enough to get you excited about using Blue Apron, then maybe getting your first three meals free by using Anna’s special link, blueapron.com/unqualified, will inspire you to start cooking with Blue Apron – it’s a better way to cook! ZIP RECRUITER: Whether you need a handyman or a personal assistant, Zip Recruiter has the absolute best candidate to help you get the job done! And right now, dear listeners, you can try Zip Recruiter for FREE by visiting this special link: ziprecruiter.com/unqualified.   23andMe: Anna wows Sim and Allison with her scientific smarts as she explains why ‘23’ is part of the company name, 23andMe, before all three of them break out into a spontaneous jingle where Sim really showcases his creative singing skills – you don’t want to miss this ad-read! You also won’t want to miss the awesome deal that 23andMe is offering now through Thanksgiving – their DNA and ancestry kits are only $49 when you buy two or more kits! Visit 23andme.com/unqualified to get this great deal today! SLEEP NUMBER: Anna doesn’t give a sh*t about Sim’s sleep number – but he shares it anyways. It’s a 65-70, by the way. He also shares that Sleep Number has helped him and Amy argue less because they can each enjoy individual comfort with Sleep Number’s personalized settings and cooling features! He even convinces Allison Janney to get a Sleep Number! Take advantage of the Veteran’s Day Sale and save $400 on a Queen Sleep Number 360c4 Smart Bed, now only $1299! Visit sleepnumber.com/podcast to find the Sleep Number store nearest you!   Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

11.06.2018

Ep 146: Bobby Lee

WARNING: The following episode will cause extreme, gut-busting laughter - listen at your own risk! This week, Anna and Sim welcome a guest that will have you rolling on the floor laughing until your sides hurt – get ready for non-stop fun with the hysterical actor and comedian, Bobby Lee (MADtv, Pineapple Express, The Dictator, Splitting Up Together). Anna and Bobby get down and dirty as they hilariously discuss… Masturbating with food and porn preferences some morning TV and radio talk show improv inviting fans up to their hotel room a fantastical forest ranger fantasy On Deal Breakers, Bobby shares his thoughts on women who… Suck his toes while watching TV Order extra food right before he pays the dinner bill Heckle him during his on-stage performances Calling in for advice this week… Nicholas, 23, from Arizona, needs some guidance on whether he should make a move on a girl that him AND his best friend have both been crushing on. Rachel, 24, from Minneapolis, isn’t sure how to handle her friend and roommate whose partying is getting a bit out of control. Catch Bobby Lee on Splitting Up Together airing Tuesdays on ABC and his podcast, Tigerbelly! Check out this week’s amazing deals from our sponsors and the always entertaining ad-reads! VITAL FARMS: Anna shares some egg-cellent tips that she’s learned from her Mom about how to pick and recognize a really good egg. But with Vital Farms, you never have to worry about the quality of your eggs because Vital Farms eggs meet all of the criteria that Anna’s Mom says make for a high-quality egg – plus, they’re totally bullshit-free! Head to vitalfarms.com/unqualified for your COOP-on (or coupon)!   QUIP: Anna admits that she may not be the best with hygiene, but she never misses an opportunity to brush her teeth with the Quip toothbrush because it’s simply the best in the world! Backed by over 20,000 dental professionals, Quip makes dental hygiene a breeze with a built-in timer and automatic brush head delivery! Head to getquip.com/unqualified to get your first refill pack for free!   RITUAL: In addition to less than perfect hygiene, Anna may not be known for having a diligent health regime – but the one thing that she is diligent about is taking her vitamins. Ritual makes taking your daily vitamins easy and delicious with their minty fresh taste and highly effective absorption. Whether you’re living life or creating it, why not add some good-looking science into your daily routine with Ritualvitamins. Visit ritual.com/unqualified to start your ritual today! Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified Bobby Lee: @bobbyleelive

10.30.2018

ep 145: Mark Duplass

Anna and Sim get up close and personal this week with an incredibly brilliant director, producer, actor, musician, screenwriter, and author – it’s Mark Duplass (The League, Room 104, Black Rock, Your Sister’s Sister)! Anna and Mark take their friendship from ‘mild’ to ‘spicy’ as they explore a wide range of topics like… threesomes with Helen Mirren their fantasy way of dying diphallia, bunk-bed coffins, & Mark’s fears Anna’s experience on Mom & Mark’s creative projects Next, Mark weighs-in on dating women in various professions such as… an anal bleacher a foot fetish model a truck driver On the phones this week… Jenna in Montana just landed her dream job but after only ten days on the job, she finds herself stuck in the middle of a love triangle and needs help figuring out what her next move should be! Nina in New Jersey has been talking to a guy on Tinder for ten months and has plans to eventually meet him in person but after a serious conversation the two recently had, Nina hasn’t heard from him in a week and is worried about what he might be hiding and what she should do next! Be sure to check out Season 2 of Mark’s HBO show, Room 104, and his new movie coming out November 1, Unlovable! Don’t miss Anna and Sim’s always entertaining ad-reads and the amazing deals from our sponsors! 23ANDME: Sim has a lot of love for 23andMe and all that it offers, even if it can’t literally offer anyone financial wealth. However, 23andMe can give you a wealth of information about your personal health and ancestry like your health risks, sleep quality, food intolerances, and whether or not you have a murderer in your family lineage! Visit 23andMe.com/unqualified to get your health and ancestry service kit today! HONEY: If you’re like Anna and ONLY do your shopping online, then you NEED Honey. When you add Honey’s FREE shopping tool to your browser, it effortlessly saves you money by searching for the best promo codes and automatically getting you the best deals when shopping online at sites like Amazon, eBay, J.Crew, Wal-Mart, Expedia, Sephora, and more! With ten million users, you know that Honey is the real deal! Add Honey to your browser and start saving money today by going to joinhoney.com/unqualified. FABFITFUN: If Anna could only use three words to describe Sim, they would be fab, fit, and fun – and while the FabFitFun boxes are generally geared towards women, if you want to become even more fab, fit, and fun like Sim, sign up for FabFitFun today and order your Fall Editor’s Box before it sells out! Visit fabfitfun.com and use the code UNQUALIFIED to get $10 off your first box – that’s over $200 of products for only $39.99! Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified Mark Duplass: @MarkDuplass

10.23.2018

ep 144: Skyler Samuels

This week, Anna and Sim welcome a very talented actress who also happens to be a DIE-HARD fan of Unqualified – it’s the beautiful Skyler Samuels (The Gates, Scream Queens, The Gifted)! On Deal Breakers, Anna, Sim, and Skyler explore… sperm donation medical marijuana handwashing exotic male dancers John Mayer pregnant-women porn…which leads to a very stimulating convo on the role of porn in relationships! Next, Anna and Skyler jump into some hilarious role-playing with ‘Kayla’, who’s auditioning for a guest spot on Skyler’s show, The Gifted. On the phones this week… Sarah in Chicago is loving her 2-year relationship with her boyfriend but not loving their living situation which includes her boyfriend’s mother. The team offers Sarah advice on what her next steps should be to fix this living situation. Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors! Check out the non-profit that Skyler talks about on this episode at: www.represent.com/thegifted POSTMATES: Anna and Sim are super excited that Postmates is back as a sponsor, probably because they both use it so much! No matter what you need - food, diapers, tee shirts – Postmates delivers it with the push of a button! Dear listeners, Postmates is giving you $100 of free delivery credit for your first seven days! Download the app and use the code UNQUALIFIED to get this awesome offer today! BLUE APRON: For those times when you don’t feel like ordering food, Blue Apron is the perfect dinner solution! After a long, hard day at work, no one wants to worry about recipes or grocery shopping – and with Blue Apron, you don’t have to! All the ingredients are portioned out and ready for you to prepare a delicious meal in under 30-minutes! Visit Blueapron.com/unqualified to get your first three meals for free! RITUAL: Anna plays teacher this week and explains that most vitamins use Folic acid, which many women cannot process, but Ritual uses folate instead because ALL women can process it – which is exactly what Ritual is all about, creating vitamins made just for women. Plus, Ritual vitamins taste minty-fresh and are easy to swallow! With Ritual, for $30/month, you can easily get all 9 essential vitamins and minerals every single day. Visit ritual.com/unqualified today! THIRDLOVE: Anna successfully embarrasses Sim during this week’s ThirdLove ad-read by talking about his love of breasts, specifically big breasts! But it doesn’t matter whether your breasts are big, small, or somewhere in between - ThirdLove has the perfect fitting bra for you! Skip the trip and find your perfect fit by visiting ThirdLove.com/unqualified and get 15% your first order. Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified Skyler Samuels: @SkylerSamuels

10.16.2018

ep 143: Yvette Nicole Brown

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim welcome the incredibly relatable, very charming, and brilliantly funny actress and comedian, Yvette Nicole Brown (Community, Talking Dead, Mom)! Anna and Yvette dissect the dating world as they cover balancing a career and relationship, break-ups, celebrity dating apps, and what Yvette is looking for in a man. On “Deal Breakers”, Yvette weighs in on male waxing habits, a peculiar career move, and cringey pet names before engaging in some hysterical role-playing with Beyoncé’s slimy (hypothetical) assistant, Kayla, on “What’s Your Next Move?” On the phones, Olivia, who’s happily married in Everett, WA, is wondering if feelings of ‘what could have been’ with her ex are normal. Next, Michelle, 24, from Los Angeles is seeking advice on setting boundaries with a plutonic male friend that she suspects is in love with her. Check out Yvette Nicole Brown on Mom this season! And, congrats to Sim and Amy on the birth of their son, Evan Douglas Sarna!   Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors! Based on his results from EverlyWell, Sim should avoid eating peanuts…or penis, according to Anna. If you’re interested in knowing more about what foods you should avoid, your sleep, thyroid, fertility, or even getting tested for STD’s, EverlyWell empowers you to better understand your body without the hassle of having to find a specialist. Visit everlywell.com and use code ANNA at checkout for 15% off your entire order! Want to work with Anna and Sim on Unqualified? Looking for a way to appear more successful to others? ZipRecruiter can help! Whether you’re looking for the perfect job opportunity or you want to hire a bunch of employees so that you seem more successful – ZipRecruiter is the answer! For the smartest way to hire, visit ziprecruiter.com/unqualified and try it out for FREE! Ever wondered if you might be related to a celebrity? Or, if you’re anything like Anna, maybe you’re wondering if you have any killers in your family lineage? Either way, 23andMe can help you learn more about yourself and your ancestry! 23andMe is the at-home DNA and ancestry test that reveals tons of information about your genetic health risks, traits, wellness, and ancestry! Visit 23andMe.com/unqualified to get your health and ancestry service kit today! We learn that Anna hasn’t been to the dentist in over two years – and, thanks to Sim’s weird question, that her teeth don’t even hurt! While Quip can’t totally replace your dentist, it can help to improve and maintain your oral health! With a built-in timer to remind you to switch sides while brushing and automatic brush head delivery every 3 months, Quip is easy and convenient! Visit getquip.com/unqualified to get started with Quip for only $25 and receive your first refill pack free!   Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified Yvette Nicole Brown: @YNB

10.09.2018

ep 142: Kevin Smith

This week’s episode of Unqualified offers equal parts laughter and life lessons as Anna and Sim welcome podcasting-aficionado, talented filmmaker, actor, comedian, comic book writer, and author - the legendary Kevin Smith (aka Silent Bob)! You’ll quickly learn that there’s nothing silent about Silent Bob as he opens up about everything from the Fleshlight to his near-death experience to his most important life lessons. The episode kicks off with Kevin’s personal account of his recent massive heart attack – which he delivers with the hysterical wit and humor that only a comedic genius such as himself could do. You don’t want to miss this incredibly inspiring, and strangely funny, story. After Kevin gets over the initial shock of learning that Unqualified is an advice podcast, the team talks to Katherine, 25, from Nashville who is unsure how to handle an inappropriate situation with her husband’s best friend. Next up, Ali, a songwriter from New York, is seeking advice for how to cope with feelings of envy and guilt surrounding her slightly more successful songwriter boyfriend.   Don’t miss this week’s awesome deals from Unqualified’s amazing sponsors! For all the women out there trying to be the perfect Mom, the perfect wife, and be 100% perfect at work, NBC’s new show, I Feel Bad, was made for you! Airing on TV’s biggest night of comedy (alongside Superstore, Will and Grace, and The Good Place), the hilariously relatable I Feel Bad, executive produced by Amy Pohler, explores the struggles of a woman trying to have it all! Check out I Feel Bad, October 4 on NBC. Unqualified is a fully bullshit-free podcast, which is why Vital Farms is the perfect bullshit-free sponsor. Vital Farms says that cage-free hens are bullshit – for incredible eggs, you need pasture-raised hens! And with Vital Farms, that’s exactly what you get - each hen enjoys 108-square feet of sunny space allowing them to produce some seriously scrumptious eggs. Taste what it means to be bullshit-free and visit vitalfarms.com/unqualified to get your coupon (or COOP-on) for delicious, pasture-raised eggs. Dear Listeners, did you know that Amy and Sim are having a Blue Apron Baby?! This proves that Blue Apron not only helps you easily create delicious, homemade meals, but it also helps you get laid! Whether you’re looking to try some exciting, new recipes or looking to step it up in the romance department, Blue Apron’s weekly meal-delivery kit is the perfect solution. Visit blueapron.com/unqualified and get your first three meals free! Wouldn’t it be nice if you could adjust your mattress to match your mood? With Sleep Number, you can! Feeling frisky? Try a firmer setting. Feeling tired? Perhaps a softer setting is needed. Whatever your preferred sleep setting, Sleep Number can help you improve your daily performance through quality sleep. Visit sleepnumber.com/podcast to find one of 550 nationwide locations near you and visit a Sleep Number store to save $100 on the Queen 360 c2 Smart Bed during the Fall Sale! Sim proves that he’s the ultimate master of tongue-twisters when Anna challenges him on this week’s FabFitFun ad-read. And while there are few things more fun than Anna challenging Sim, opening a box filled with amazing, full-sized beauty products is definitely one of them. With FabFitFun, you get tons of full-sized fashion, beauty, wellness, and home products delivered right to your door! Visit fabfitfun.com and use code UNQUALIFIED for $10/off your Fall Editor’s Box.   Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified Kevin Smith: @ThatKevinSmith

10.02.2018

ep 141: Constance Zimmer

This week’s episode of Unqualified feels like a good ol’ fashioned girl’s night as Anna and Sim welcome the incredibly smart, sexy, talented actress, Constance Zimmer (UNReal, Entourage, House of Cards)! The conversation and laughter flow freely as these two long-time friends chat about what it’s like to be a blonde versus a brunette, Constance’s guest appearance on Mom, and the juicy details from a very memorable, very star-studded group vacation where the two first met. “Dating Deal Breakers” gets down and dirty this week as the ladies explore guys who drink cosmos, Kegels, and some racy sexual activities. And, for the first time in over two years, Anna reintroduces the hilarious game segment, “Bring Something Weird”. Trust us, you do not want to miss the ‘weird’ item that Constance brings with her from home! On the phones this week, the Unqualified team first talks to Holly, 30, from Portland, who is struggling with setting boundaries for her long-distance relationship with her ex-boyfriend.  Next up is Amy, 29, from Northern California, who has been hiding something from her parents and isn’t sure how to come clean. Be sure to check out Constance Zimmer on the final season of House of Cards coming November 2.   Allison Janney joins Anna and Sim for this week’s hilarious ad-reads and awesome sponsor deals! You do not want to miss the hilariously EPIC way that Anna manages to confuse Sim during this week’s ad-read for the new TV show, I Feel Bad. Executive produced by every woman’s imaginary BFF, Amy Pohler, I Feel Bad is about a woman who is desperately trying to be the perfect Mom, the perfect wife, and be 100% perfect at work – something we can all relate to! Check out I Feel Bad premiering October 4 on NBC. Allison Janney was so excited to learn about these ultimate no show socks from Gekks that she actually signed up during the ad-read this week! Gekks use antimicrobial yarns and attach to the inside of your shoes, meaning you never have to deal with stinky feet or slippage! Visit mygekks.com and use code ANNA to get 20% off your first order! Sim hilariously stumbles through the female-focused ad-read for Ritual, a monthly delivery service of sugar-free, non-GMO, allergen-free vitamins made just for women. But there’s nothing funny about the fact that 95% of women don’t get the vitamins and minerals they need.  With Ritual, for $30/month, you can easily get all 9 essential vitamins and minerals every single day. Visit ritual.com/unqualified today! While Sim’s favorite breast size is a 32C, ThirdLove knows that not every woman’s breasts fall into such a specific size category.  With a wide-variety of sizes and no awkward fitting room experiences, ThirdLove can help you find the perfect-fitting bra in 60 seconds or less. Skip the trip and find your perfect fit by visiting ThirdLove.com/unqualified and get 15% your first order.   Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified Constance Zimmer: @ConstanceZimmer

09.25.2018

ep 140: Adam Rippon

Break out your skates and spandex and get ready to fall in love with this week’s talented and charming Unqualified guest…Adam Rippon, American figure skater and Olympian! Anna wastes no time breaking the ice with Adam, kicking off the episode by asking, “Would you wipe Dame Judi Dench’s butt?” (Spoiler Alert: He would!) Clearly, no topic is off-limits this week as Anna and Adam candidly converse about everything from Adam’s accomplished figure skating career to condoms and hooking up at the Olympic Village. Being the Olympian that he is, Adam champions through the Unqualified game segments, starting with “Would You Swipe Right?”, where Adam weighs in on Cirque du Soleil contortionists, raw food caterers, and UFC Fighters. And on “Dating Deal Breakers”, Adam and Anna debate dating a copper metal enthusiast, an avid Grinder user, and a dildo model. As they head to the phones, Anna, Adam, and Sim help Sarah, 29, from Northern California who is just getting back into the dating game and needs help dealing with a recent ghosting situation. Next up is Jake, 32, calling from Minnesota to get advice on how him and his husband can appropriately incorporate pornography into their relationship.   Don’t miss the very special guest joining Anna and Sim for this week’s ad-reads and be sure to check out the awesome deals from their sponsors! We all know that ‘chef’ is high on Anna’s list of professions that you should never date – and thanks to Blue Apron, you’ll never have to date a chef just to enjoy delicious, professionally prepared meals!  Get your first 3 meals free from Blue Apron by visiting blueapron.com/unqualified and create your own chef-inspired meals without dating a chef! While Cash App can’t literally give you free cash, it can do the next best thing by saving you tons of money on purchases and making it simple for friends to pay you back! Download Cash App today to get your free custom Cash Card and use the Boost program for instant discounts at places like Shake Shack, Chipotle, and Starbucks every time you swipe your card! Hate leaving your home? Love online shopping and saving money? If so, then you and Anna have a lot in common! To start saving money like Anna, download Honey, a free internet browser add-on that automatically searches for and applies the best promo codes to your online shopping carts, instantly saving you money! To add Honey to your browser for free visit joinhoney.com/unqualified Sim unintentionally innovates a new dental care product, the Truth-brush, on this week’s ad-read, and while it’s not a bad idea, the truth is, Quip toothbrushes are already an amazing innovation all on their own! Visit getquip.com/Unqualified to get started with Quip for just $25 (and get your first refill pack free)!   Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified Adam Rippon: @Adaripp

09.18.2018

ep 139: Judd Apatow

This week on Unqualified, Anna and Sim welcome the creative mind behind countless iconic films and TV series like Knocked Up, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Pineapple Express, Freaks and Geeks, and so many more -it’s none other than the incredibly talented, Judd Apatow! In honor of talking with such a comedic force and creative mind, Anna is abandoning the Unqualified game segments and using her witty interviewing skills to ask Judd the really hard-hitting questions on dating, family, his career, and more! Judd’s natural storytelling ability shines as the two talk about everything from Judd’s childhood dreams to an ongoing debate with his wife, Leslie Mann, to numerous hilarious Seth Rogen encounters. The episode wraps up as Anna, Sim, and Judd head to the phones to help their first caller, Matt, cope with his nervousness surrounding an upcoming social gathering involving his ex-girlfriend.  Next on the line is Kathleen, a comedian who’s unsure how to handle romantic feelings she’s developed for a male friend who’s already in a relationship. Dear listeners, we have HUGE news – Unqualified has been nominated for a People’s Choice Award in the Pop Podcast category! Help make us a finalist by voting up to 25 times per day until September 14 by clicking HERE – we love you and appreciate your votes!! And don’t forget to check out Judd’s new movie, Juliet, Naked, a dramatic comedy starring Ethan Hawke and Rose Byrne!   Don’t miss this week’s hilarious ad-reads and the huge deals from our sponsors! “The Cash Card Boost program gets you $1 off each cup of coffee, if you drink like four cups a day, that’s like $4 times…” Okay, so, Sim proves that he might not be a mathematician on this week’s ad-read for the Cash App, but don’t worry - you don’t need crazy math skills to know that Cash App saves you money! Download Cash App today to get your free custom Cash Card and use the Boost program for instant discounts at places like Shake Shack, Chipotle, and Starbucks every time you swipe your card! Anna calls FabFitFun, “A grab bag – but with awesome shit!” And who doesn’t love awesome shit!?  Sign up for FabFitFun and get tons of awesome shit like full-sized fashion, beauty, wellness, and home products!  To get $10 off your first box, visit fabfitfun.com ad use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout! Ever wondered if you might be related to a celebrity? Or why you get the sniffles after eating cereal, like Anna does?  Tune in to this week’s ad-read for 23andMe to hear Anna and Sim share the shocking story of one 23andMe user’s experience along with all of the mind-blowing things that you can find out about your own health with 23andMe! Order your 23andMe Health and Ancestry Service Kit at 23andme.com/unqualified Have you ever thought to yourself, I’d really like to look more like Sim?  (Haven’t we all??) Then don’t miss this week’s sexy ad-read for Suave to find out just how Sim keeps himself looking so suave and sexy! For hair you can believe, check out Suave at suave.com today!   Follow us! Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

09.11.2018
09.04.2018
08.28.2018
08.21.2018
08.18.2018
08.14.2018
08.07.2018

ep 133: Stephen Amell & Colton Haynes/Grant Gustin

This week is part two of Unqualified at San Diego Comic Con! First, Colton Haynes and Stephen Amell (ARROW) discuss set life and working together on Arrow, and advise Ashley, who wants to know if it’s weird that she hasn’t met her boyfriend’s friends and family after six years. Then, Anna and Sim are joined by Grant Gustin (THE FLASH), who talks about being a Comic Con veteran and Anna grills Grant and his fiancée LA Thoma about engagement details, their social media meet-cute, and wedding planning, and Tom Cavanagh (THE FLASH and ED) joins in to do a line reading and chat about officiating Grant’s and LA’s wedding. Finally, they call Rachel, who doesn’t know how to tell her close guy friend she doesn’t like him back. Thanks to Warner Bros. Television for setting us up at Comic Con and don't miss ARROW and THE FLASH when they return to The CW this October.   Check out our deals!  Visit any MedMen location and mention Unqualified for $10 off your order! Check out http://thirdlove.com/unqualified to find your perfect fitting bra and to get 15% off your first purchase!  To start building a “Ring” of security around your home, go to http://ring.com/unqualified  Now through August 9th, take advantage of the summer sale and save 30% on your 23andMe heath and service kit at http://23andme.com/unqualified    Social Media  Colton Haynes: @ColtonLHaynes Stephen Amell: @StephenAmell Grant Gustin: @grantgust Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified     Subscribe to our sister show Inside of You with Michael Rosenbaum with this weeks special guest Seth Green!

07.31.2018
07.24.2018

ep 131: Shiri Appleby

The incredibly talented Shiri Appleby (UNREAL, ROSWELL) joins Anna and Sim on this week’s Unqualified.  First, Shiri talks about the best acting advice she ever received and how best to dominate in an audition room. Next, Anna asks Shiri about the nuances of having a relationship with a chef, and then Shiri answers some deal breakers. Afterward, Shiri takes a meeting with Karen Sarducci. Finally, they call Lydia who is struggling to find the right moment to have kids, and Kaz whose boyfriend doesn’t like when she posts revealing photos of herself on social media. Get listening!    This episode is sponsored by Cash App, Blue Apron, Peloton, and Suave. Cash App is the #1 ranked app in finance and the best way to instantly send money to your friends or accept card payments for your business. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Peloton is a cutting-edge, indoor cycling bike that brings the studio experience to your home. Suave offers great quality shampoo and conditioner, body wash, lotion and hair styling products for the whole family.   Check out our deals!  Download Cash App today to get your free custom Cash Card and use the Boost program for instant discounts at places like Shake Shack, Chipotle, and Starbucks every time you swipe your card!    Get your first 3 meals free from Blue Apron by visiting ww.blueapron.com/unqualified   To get $100 off accessories with your Peloton bike purchase, visit onepeloton.com and enter code UNQUALIFIED at checkout!    Check out Suave at http://www.suave.com   Social Media  Shiri Appleby: @ShiriAppleby Anna Faris: @annakfaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

07.17.2018

ep 130: Topher Grace

Versatile actor Topher Grace (BLACKKKLANSMAN, THAT 70’S SHOW) joins Anna and Sim on this week’s Unqualified. First, Topher touches on the value of failure and what he’s learned from creative flops. Then, Topher and Anna reminisce on the project they worked on together and the time Topher gave Anna some much-needed relationship advice. Later, Topher answers some dating deal breakers, talks about the lively clubbing adventure he shared with Wilmer Valderrama, and plays “Know your Lines.” Finally, they call Delia, who wonders if she should try to repair her relationship with her paranoid ex-boyfriend. This episode is sponsored by Cash App, ZipRecruiter, and Med Men. Cash App is the #1 ranked app in finance and the best way to instantly send money to your friends or accept card payments for your business. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internet’s leading job boards with just one click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting. MedMen marijuana dispensaries provide a wide range of best and high quality cannabis products.   Check out our deals! Download Cash App today to get your free custom Cash Card and use the Boost program for instant discounts at places like Shake Shack, Chipotle, and Starbucks every time you swipe your card!  To post your job on ZipRecruiter for free, go to https://www.ziprecruiter.com/unqualified.  Visit any MedMen location and mention Unqualified for $10 off your order!   Social Media: Topher Grace: @tophergrace Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

07.10.2018
07.07.2018

ep 129: Pete Holmes

Podcast legend Pete Holmes (CRASHING, YOU MADE IT WEIRD) joins Anna and Sim on this week’s Unqualified. First, Pete walks us through how he “charmed” his way through his English degree in college and the gang talks about the nuances of liberal arts education. Then, Pete touches on how he discovered the path to comedy by becoming a provocateur at his boring Christian college. Afterward, Pete compares show business to Lord of the Rings, commiserates with Anna over the perils of dating a performer, and the importance of living a balanced life. Then, the gang plays a round of “Just answer” and “How would you proceed?” Then, they talk to Tony who’s having problems with his new wife’s ex-husband and Casey who can’t stand her boyfriend’s high school friends. Sit back, and prepare to laugh! This episode is sponsored by ZipRecruiter, FabFitFun, Blue Apron, and Suave. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just one click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting. FabFitFun delivers the season’s best beauty, fashion, & fitness products straight to your doorstep. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Suave offers great quality shampoo and conditioner, body wash, lotion and hair styling products for the whole family.   Check out our deals! To post your job on ZipRecruiter for free, go to ziprecruiter.com/unqualified Get your first 3 meals free from Blue Apron by visiting ww.blueapron.com/unqualified To get $10 off your first box, visit fabfitfun.com ad use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout Check out Suave at http://www.suave.com   Social Media: Pete Holmes: @peteholmes Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

07.03.2018

ep 128: Mayim Bialik

The brilliant Mayim Bialik (THE BIG BANG THEORY) is here for a brand new episode of Unqualified! First, Anna surprises Mayim with an armful of kittens before they talk about baking, the experience of being a woman in entertainment, and making friends outside of the industry. Then, Mayim tells us what it was like to be recognized as a child star in college and Anna reminds us of her Red Robin training video. Next, the group has a powerful conversation on co-parenting, divorce and raising children while in the spotlight. After that, Mayim shows off her Bronx accent and answers some dating deal breakers. Lastly, they call Alyssa, who found out that she is the "other woman", and Colleen, who feels like the third wheel in her group of girl friends. Tune in and enjoy!   This episode is sponsored by 3 Girls, 1 Keith, Talkspace, Ring and MedMen. 3 Girls, 1 Keith is a Spotify original podcast hosted by comedian Amy Schumer and her three best friends. Talkspace is is an online and mobile therapy company for the fraction of the cost of traditional office therapy. Ring is a video doorbell system that connects to your home Wi-Fi network and sends real-time notifications to your smart phone or tablet when someone is at your door. MedMen marijuana dispensaries provide a wide range of best and high quality cannabis products.     Check out our deals!   To subscribe to Amy Schumer’s new podcast on Spotify, search for “3 Girls, 1 Keith” and tap follow!   For $45 off of your first month, go to talkspace.com/unqualified and use code UNQUALIFIED   To start building a “Ring” of security around your home, go to ring.com/unqualified   Visit any MedMen location and mention Unqualified for $10 off your order!     Social Media:   Mayim Bialik: @missmayim Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

06.26.2018

ep 127: Bert “The Machine” Kreischer

The hysterical Bert Kreischer (BERT THE CONQUEROR, TRIP FLIP) is here for a new episode of Unqualified! First, Bert describes his friendship with comedian Tom Segura and discusses the importance of acknowledging mistakes made as a performer. Next, he gushes over his favorite Anna Faris movies and artfully tells us his notorious “Machine” story. After that, Bert describes some of his wild adventures around the world, his insecurities as a stand-up and some of his incredible celebrity encounters. Later, the group reminisces on their college experiences and then they call Jack, a recent graduate who has romantic feelings for his close friend. Enjoy!   This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron, Talkspace, MedMen and Spotify. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Talkspace is is an online and mobile therapy company for the fraction of the cost of traditional office therapy. MedMen marijuana dispensaries provide a wide range of the best, high-quality cannabis products. Spotify offers thousands of podcasts, which you can listen to directly from the app.       Check out our deals!   For $45 off of your first month, go to talkspace.com/unqualified and use code UNQUALIFIED   Get your first 3 meals free from Blue Apron by visiting ww.blueapron.com/unqualified   Visit any MedMen location and mention “Unqualified" for $10 off your order!   To subscribe to Unqualified on Spotify, search for Anna Faris is Unqualified and tap “follow"   Social Media:   Bert Kreischer: @bertkreischer Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

06.19.2018
06.12.2018

ep 125: Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher

Comedic power-couple Natasha Leggero (ANOTHER PERIOD) and Moshe Kasher (HONEYMOON STANDUP SPECIAL) are here for a brand new episode of Unqualified! First, Moshe describes his regrettable roof-climbing experience and the group discusses the stereotypes of stand-up comedians. After that, they talk about dating within the same profession and getting their starts in Hollywood. Then, Anna asks some dating deal breakers and Moshe recounts an interesting sexual encounter of his single days. Later, they call Carly, who is unsure if she should reveal her romantic feelings to a long-time friend, which leads them into an important conversation on the expectations of the male pursuit and expected gender roles in dating. Tune in & enjoy!   This episode is sponsored by American Woman, Blue Apron, and FabFitFun. American Woman is a Paramount Network series that follows Bonnie (Alicia Silverstone), an unconventional mother struggling to raise her two daughters after leaving her husband amid the rise of second-wave feminism in the 70s. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. FabFitFun delivers the season’s best beauty, fashion, & fitness products straight to your doorstep.     Check out our deals!   American Woman premieres Thursday, June 7 at 10/9c on Paramount Network!   Get your first 3 meals free from Blue Apron by visiting ww.blueapron.com/unqualified   To get $10 off your first box, visit fabfitfun.com ad use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout     Social Media:   Natasha Leggero: @natashaleggero Moshe Kasher: @moshekasher Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified     Also, check out the newest edition to the Unqualified family: Inside Of You With Michael Rosenbaum! This week, Michael chats with Justin Hartley and Chris Hardwick.

06.05.2018

ep 124: Becca Kufrin (The Bachelorette)

America’s most eligible, Becca Kufrin (THE BACHELORETTE), is here for this week’s episode of Unqualified! First, Becca and Anna talk about making girl friends in college and play a round of dating deal breakers. Then, they discuss what it’s like to constantly be in the public eye and how her family felt about her very public breakup. After that, Becca gives us some insight into the process of filming The Bachelorette before they call Erin, whose Bumble match keeps making excuses not to meet her, and Megan, who has a massive crush on a guy at her gym. Tune in and enjoy, dear listeners!    This episode is sponsored by Le Tote, Ziprecruiter, and Adrift. Le Tote is a service that delivers brand new clothing to your front door. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just 1 click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting. Adrift is an STX Entertainment film starring Shailene Woodley and Sam Claflin, following the true story of a couple who get stranded in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and must navigate to Hawaii with no communication or navigation tools.   Check out our deals!   For 50% off your first order, go to letote.com and use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout   To post your job on ZipRecruiter for free, go to ziprecruiter.com/unqualified   Adrift is in theaters June 1st!   Social Media:   Becca Kufrin: @bkoof Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

05.29.2018

ep 124: Becca Kuffrin (The Bachelorette)

America’s most eligible, Becca Kufrin (THE BACHELORETTE), is here for this week’s episode of Unqualified! First, Becca and Anna talk about making girl friends in college and play a round of dating deal breakers. Then, they discuss what it’s like to constantly be in the public eye and how her family felt about her very public breakup. After that, Becca gives us some insight into the process of filming The Bachelorette before they call Erin, whose Bumble match keeps making excuses not to meet her, and Megan, who has a massive crush on a guy at her gym. Tune in and enjoy, dear listeners!    This episode is sponsored by Le Tote, Ziprecruiter, and Adrift. Le Tote is a service that delivers brand new clothing to your front door. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just 1 click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting. Adrift is an STX Entertainment film starring Shailene Woodley and Sam Claflin, following the true story of a couple who get stranded in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and must navigate to Hawaii with no communication or navigation tools.   Check out our deals!   For 50% off your first order, go to letote.com and use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout   To post your job on ZipRecruiter for free, go to ziprecruiter.com/unqualified   Adrift is in theaters June 1st!   Social Media:   Becca Kufrin: @bkoof Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

05.29.2018
05.25.2018
05.22.2018

ep 122: Bella Thorne

This week, the remarkable Bella Thorne (MIDNIGHT SUN, FAMOUS IN LOVE) joins Anna and Sim for an all-new episode of Unqualified! First, Bella introduces us to her puppy, Tampon, and tells us about her crying habits, both on and off camera. Then, Bella talks about her favorite character role and why she loves living in Los Angeles. Next, Anna hosts a round of deal breakers before she and Bella discuss murder methods and recurring dreams. After that, Anna proposes a new reality show based on the infamous Oakwood apartments before calling Sam, whose boyfriend has been flirtatiously texting other girls, and Dylan, who dislikes his long-time BFF’s boyfriend. Enjoy, dear listeners!   This episode is sponsored by Allbirds, Arrested Development, FabFitFun and Le Tote. Allbirds are the world's most comfortable shoes, made naturally, using materials like merino wool and eucalyptus tree fiber. Arrested Development follows the Bluth’s, a formerly wealthy and dysfunctional family. FabFitFun delivers the season’s best beauty, fashion, & fitness products straight to your doorstep and Le Tote is a service that delivers brand new clothing to your front door.     Check out our deals!   To purchase a pair of the world’s most comfortable shoes, visit allbirds.com   To vote for family of the year, visit votebluth.com - Arrested Development will be returning to Netflix for it’s 5th season, premiering May 29!   To get $10 off your first box, visit fabfitfun.com ad use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout   For 50% off your first order, go to letote.com and use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout     Social Media:   Bella Thorne: @bellathorne Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

05.15.2018

ep 121: Dax Shepard Returns!

The amazing Dax Shepard (CHIPS, PARENTHOOD) returns for this week’s episode of Unqualified! First, the group has a conversation about intimacy in long-term relationships, the societal pressures faced by young women. Next, they reminisce on losing their virginities before Dax answers some dating deal breakers and plays a round of “How Would You Proceed?” After that, Anna and Dax discuss the power of name-dropping and talk about celebrity stalker experiences. Later, they call Allie, who is unsure if she should rekindle a relationship with her ex, and Lauren, who is worried about her boyfriend’s health habits. Tune in and enjoy!   This episode is sponsored by Allbirds, Peloton, Ziprecruiter and Blue Apron. Allbirds are the world's most comfortable shoes, made naturally, using materials like merino wool and eucalyptus tree fiber. Peloton is a cutting-edge, indoor cycling bike that brings the studio experience to your home. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just 1 click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting and Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers.   Check out our deals!   To purchase a pair of the world’s most comfortable shoes, visit allbirds.com   To get $100 off accessories with your Peloton bike purchase, visit onepeloton.com and entering code UNQUALIFIED at checkout   To post your job on ZipRecruiter for free, go to ziprecruiter.com/unqualified   Get your first 3 meals free from Blue Apron by visiting ww.blueapron.com/unqualified   Social Media:   Dax Shepard: @daxshepard Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

05.08.2018

ep 120: Eugenio Derbez

The charming and talented Eugenio Derbez (OVERBOARD, INSTRUCTIONS NOT INCLUDED) is here for this week’s episode of Unqualified! To begin the show, Eugenio discusses going to the Oscars for the very first time and describes what it was like to grow up with a famous mother. Then, Eugenio details his experience of moving to Los Angeles from Mexico City and he and Anna reminisce on last summer’s filming of Overboard. Next, Sim attempts to read a “Spanish” script, Eugenio plays a game of “How Would You Proceed?” and “Karen Sarducci” pitches a new movie idea to Eugenio. Later, they call Caitlin, who can’t stand the noises her boss makes. Tune in and don’t forget to go see Overboard - in theaters May 4!   Check out the all-new Spanish Spanish translation of Unqualified: Anna Faris No Está Calificada!   This episode is sponsored by Sweetbitter on the Starz App, Le Tote, FTD and Article. Sweetbitter is a Starz original series following 22-year old Tess, who lands a waitressing job at a celebrated restaurant in New York City. Le Tote is a service that delivers brand new clothing to your front door. FTD offers stunning handcrafted floral arrangements designed to impress and Article delivers beautifully designed modern furniture, with outstanding attentional to detail, at fair prices.   Check out our deals!   For a free trial of the STARZ App, visit starz.com - Sweetbitter premieres May 6! on Starz   For 50% off your first order, go to letote.com and use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout   To get 25% off a florist-style bouquet, go to ftd.com/mothersday   For $50 off of your first purchase of $100 or more, go to article.com/unqualified   Social Media:   Eugenio Derbez: @ederbez Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

05.01.2018

ep 119: Billy Eichner

The hilarious Billy Eichner (BILLY ON THE STREET, DIFFICULT PEOPLE) joins Anna and Sim for this week’s episode of Unqualified! First, Billy discusses what he likes about LA and reflects on his musical theater upbringing. Then, Billy tells us about the different types of people he would encounter while performing Billy on the Street and Anna reveals her experience with a run-in with the cast of The Real World: Seattle. After that, they talk about the growth of podcasting and Billy answers some dating deal breakers. Later, Billy has a conversation about the expectation of being “in character” at all times and then they call Kayla, whose boyfriend has been unemployed for over a year. Tune in and enjoy, dear listeners!   This episode is sponsored by Article, eHarmony, and Peloton. Article delivers beautifully designed modern furniture, with outstanding attentional to detail, at fair prices. eHarmony is an online dating site for real, meaningful relationships and Peloton is a cutting-edge, indoor cycling bike that brings the studio experience to your home.   Check out our deals!   For $50 off of your first purchase of $100 or more, go to article.com/unqualified. This limited-time offer ends in May!   To get a free month when you sign up for a 3-month subscription on eHarmony, visit eharmony.com and enter code UNQUALIFIED at checkout   To get $100 off accessories with your Peloton bike purchase, visit onepeloton.com and entering code UNQUALIFIED at checkout   Social Media:   Billy Eichner: @billyeichner Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

04.24.2018

ep 118: Hayley Atwell

The remarkable Hayley Atwell (AGENT CARTER, HOWARD'S END) joins Anna and Sim for this week's episode of Unqualified! First, Hayley discusses her opinions on Los Angeles and how it differs from living in the UK. Then, Anna talks about why she loves waving at people and Hayley reflects on growing up with a particular British accent.    After that, Anna and Hayley have a conversation on how success has affected their friendships before they bring up the issue surrounding the sexualization of young women. Later, Anna and Hayley audition for an imaginary restaurant reality show and play a round of deal breakers. Before the show ends, they call Jennifer, who is dealing with the aftermath of a workplace affair. Tune in and enjoy!     This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron, Peloton, and Article. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. Peloton is a cutting-edge, indoor cycling bike that brings the studio experience to your home and Article delivers beautifully designed modern furniture, with outstanding attentional to detail, at fair prices.   Check out our deals! Get your first 3 meals free from Blue Apron by visiting ww.blueapron.com/unqualified   To get $100 off accessories with your Peloton bike purchase, visit onepeloton.com and entering code UNQUALIFIED at checkout   For $50 off of your first purchase of $100 or more, go to article.com/unqualified   Social Media: Hayley Atwell: @wellhayley Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

04.17.2018
04.10.2018
04.03.2018
03.27.2018

ep 114: Macaulay Culkin

The one and only Macaulay Culkin (HOME ALONE, MY GIRL) joins Anna and Sim for this week’s episode of Unqualified! Anna starts off the show by asking Macaulay what qualities he looks for while searching for a romantic partner (8:52) followed by a round of “Just Answer” (13:24). Then, Macaulay reminisces on the time he lost his virginity (21:10) and reveals his favorite meal to cook while stoned (22:04). After that, Anna gives us her renowned voice performance of a Washington state pornstar (24:39). Later, they call Jenny, who is unsure if she should invite her estranged father to her wedding (31:58). Tune in & don’t forget to listen to Anna on Macaulay’s podcast, Bunny Ears!   This episode is sponsored by The Good Fight on CBS All Access, Hubble Contacts, Blue Apron and Peloton. The Good Fight is a CBS All Access original series featuring strong female characters taking on-real world problems and relatable human struggles while learning a lot about themselves in the process. Hubble Contacts is the company that ships affordable and comfortable contacts directly to your door. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers and Peloton is a cutting-edge, indoor cycling bike that brings the studio experience to your home.   Check out our deals!   For a free trial of CBS All Access, go to www.cbs.com/unqualified to catch up on The Good Fight!   To get your first 2 weeks of incredible and affordable contacts for FREE, go to www.hubblecontacts.com   Get $30 off your first order with Blue Apron free by visiting www.blueapron.com/unqualified   To get $100 off accessories with your Peloton bike purchase, visit onepeloton.com and entering code UNQUALIFIED at checkout

03.20.2018

ep 113: Heather Graham

The incredible actress, writer and director Heather Graham is on this week’s episode of Unqualified! In this episode, Heather talks about the rewarding experience of directing her first film (6:10) and the group gets into a powerful conversation on sexism in the entertainment industry (8:02) before revealing their favorite romantic comedy guilty pleasures (13:50). Then, Heather plays a round of deal-breakers (16:40) and the gals tell us what qualities they look for in a partner (19:28). After that, Heather and Anna discuss the societal pressures and expectations of being female (32:48) followed by Anna’s recollections of becoming a mother in the Hollywood spotlight (38:05). Later, they call Mira (46:40), who is getting bullied at work by women who are jealous of her job title, and Justina (1:00:00), who is in a disagreement with her husband over what to name their baby on-the-way. Tune in and enjoy! This episode is sponsored by MeUndies, True Religion, The Good Fight on CBS All Access, and ZipRecruiter. MeUndies is the company that brings softer-than-soft, super affordable underwear right to your door. True Religion uses precision and fit make them the most comfortable jeans on the market. The Good Fight is a CBS All Access original series featuring strong female characters taking on-real world problems and relatable human struggles while learning a lot about themselves in the process and ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just 1 click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting. Check out our deals! To get 20% off of your first pair of MeUndies, visit meundies.com/unqualified To get 20% off your entire purchase at True Religion, go to truereligion.com/unqualified and enter code UNQUALIFIED at checkout For a free trial of CBS All Access, go to www.cbs.com/unqualified to catch up on The Good Fight! To post your job on ZipRecruiter for free, go to ziprecruiter.com/unqualified

03.13.2018

ep 112: Olivia Cooke & Anya Taylor-Joy

The lovely Olivia Cooke (BATES MOTEL, THOROUGHBREDS) and Anya Taylor-Joy (SPLIT, THOROUGHBREDS) join us for this week’s brand new episode of Unqualified! To begin, Anna and Olivia talk about the realities of life as an actor (6:38) before Anya arrives to join the party (10:20). Then, Olivia and Anya discuss working on-set with each other as two female leads and the outrageous questions they are asked by the press (11:05). Next, Olivia and Anya play a round of “Friendship Deal-Breakers” (15:16) and then answer some more deal-breakers in a new segment called “You’re Dating An American” (22:05). After that, the group has a very important conversation on female empowerment (34:05). Later, they call Maddie, whose roommate is dating other guys behind her boyfriend’s back (38:34), and Maxie, whose boyfriend is making no effort to move out of his parents house (48:50). Tune in and enjoy! This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron, Beachbody On Demand, and Squarespace. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers, Beach Body On-Demand is an on-demand fitness streaming service that gives you unlimited access to all sorts of world-class workouts, and Squarespace is the all-in-one solution for anyone looking to create a beautiful website. Check out our deals! Get $30 off your first order with Blue Apron free by visiting www.blueapron.com/unqualified For a free trial membership to Beachbody On Demand, text UNQUALIFIED to 303030 To save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain at www.squarespace.com, use offer code: UNQUALIFIED

03.06.2018

ep 111: Allison Janney Returns!

She’s back! This week, the brilliant Allison Janney (I, TONYA, MOM) returns to Unqualified for an unforgettable episode.  First, Anna and Allison reminisce on the time they photo-bombed a group portrait celebrating TV writer Chuck Lorre (4:38). Then, Allison reveals the most stressful part of awards season (6:45) and Cherry, from BWT, makes a cameo to interview Allison on the red carpet (9:00).    Next, Anna and Sim do a few rounds of dealbreakers - first, with the cast of Paramount Network’s “Heathers” (19:50) and then with Allison (36:04). After that, Sim and Allison battle it out in a game called “Who Knows Anna Faris Best?” (46:00) before calling Sophie, whose boyfriend’s mom dislikes her because she doesn’t come from money (1:02:35).  The episode ends with a sweet moment between Anna and Allison and a duet of “Take Me Back to Manhattan” that you won’t want to miss (1:22:00). Tune in!   This episode is sponsored by ZipRecruiter, Le Tote and Honey. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internet’s leading job boards with just 1 click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting, Le Tote Select is a service that delivers brand new clothing to your front door, and Honey is a browser extension that automatically finds and applies coupon codes at checkout with a single click.   Don’t forget to watch Heathers on Paramount Network, premiering March 7 at 10/9c!   Check out our deals!   To post your job on ZipRecruiter for free, go to ziprecruiter.com/unqualified   For 50% off your first order, go to letote.com and use promo code UNQUALIFIED at checkout   To add Honey to your browser for free, visit joinhoney.com

02.27.2018

ep 110: Tom Segura

Talented stand-up comedian and writer Tom Segura (NETFLIX’S DISGRACEFUL, MOSTLY STORIES) is on this week’s episode of Unqualified! First, Anna and Tom discuss the differences between being an actor and a comedian (5:32) and Tom tells us his favorite thing to do after a show (10:30). Then, they have an insightful discussion on overcoming self-doubt (15:00), Anna talks about how the plot of House Bunny was developed (21:25), and Sim reflects on how he and Anna first met (29:40). After that, Tom answers some wild deal-breakers (39:27) and Anna reveals her ideal acting roles (54:20).   Later, they call Laura (1:01:05), who is struggling with her boyfriend’s interest in having a threesome, and Megan, whose new boyfriend won’t stop talking about his past sexual experiences with other women. Anna, Sim and Tom give some amazing advice. Tune in and enjoy!   Go to crowdrise.com/unqualified to donate to GAPPS today. Help increase awareness and fund research towards preventing prematurity and stillbirth in newborn children and you may win a trip to LA to hang out with Anna and the Unqualified crew!   This episode is sponsored by Hubble Contacts, True Religion, Blue Apron and The Good Fight. Hubble Contacts is the company that ships affordable and comfortable contacts directly to your door, True Religion uses precision and fit make them the most comfortable jeans on the market, Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers and The Good Fight is a CBS All Access original series featuring strong female characters taking on-real world problems and relatable human struggles while learning a lot about themselves in the process.    Check out our deals!   To get your first 2 weeks of incredible and affordable contacts for FREE, go to www.hubblecontacts.com   For $50 off a pair of True Religion Jeans, use code “unqualified” at checkout!   Get $30 off your first order with Blue Apron free by visiting www.blueapron.com/unqualified   For a free trial of CBS All Access, go to www.cbs.com/unqualfied to catch up on The Good Fight - Season 2 premieres March 4!

02.20.2018

ep 109: Jena Friedman/Caller Updates -- did Dave's relationship "expire"? Plus, more on GAPPS with Anna's dad!

This week on Anna Faris is Unqualified, Anna, Sim and Jack Faris chat with Jena Friedman (THE DAILY SHOW, SOFT FOCUS WITH JENA FRIEDMAN) about her new Adult Swim special (8:58) before Anna hands off the reins of the interview to a VERY serious journalist. (13:45) After the break, they call Dr. Craig Rubens to talk about premature births and how GAPPS is helping to prevent them (23:25) before getting an update from past caller Dave about his girlfriend who put an expiration date on their relationship (41:30). All that and more on an all new Unqualified! Go to crowdrise.com/unqualified to donate to GAPPS today. Help increase awareness and fund research towards preventing prematurity and stillbirth in newborn children and you may win a trip to LA to hang out with Anna and the Unqualified crew! This episode is sponsored by Ziprecruiter, Le Tote, and Square Space. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just 1 click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting. Le Tote Select is a service that delivers brand new clothing to your front door. Squarespace is the all-in-one solution for anyone looking to create a beautiful website.   Check out our deals! To post your job on ZipRecruiter for free, go to ziprecruiter.com/unqualified For 50% off your first order, go to letote.com and use promo code: UNQUALIFIED at checkout To save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain at Squarespace.com, use offer code: UNQUALIFIED   Social Media: Jena Friedman: @jenafriedman Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

02.13.2018

ep 108: Whitney Cummings Returns!

On an all new Unqualified, Whitney Cummings (THE FEMALE BRAIN, WHITNEY) returns to the show to meet Kayla at the Sutton Place Hotel (4:48), play a round of Deal Breakers (10:46), and talk "making sex" with Chad (20:50). Later, they chat about Whitney's directorial debut: The Female Brain and first date ettiquette (37:00) before taking a call from Alex, who's long distance boyfriend is considering a female roommate (50:05). All that and more on a brand new Unqualified!   Go to crowdrise.com/unqualified to donate to GAPPS today. Help increase awareness and fund research towards preventing prematurity and stillbirth in newborn children and you may win a trip to LA to hang out with Anna and the Unqualified crew! This episode is sponsored by Blue Apron, Ziprecruiter, and PostMates. Blue Apron is a meal delivery service that provides US residents with pre-portioned meals with recipes to subscribers. ZipRecruiter lets you post your job to over 100 of the internets leading job boards with just 1 click so you can find qualified candidates within minutes of posting. Postmates is the app that offers on-demand delivery of everything you need, whenever you need it.   Check out our deals! Get $30 off your first order with Blue Apron free by visiting blueapron.com/unqualified To post your job on ZipRecruiter for free, go to ziprecruiter.com/unqualified Get 30 days of free delivery on orders over $20 when you download Postmates Unlimited.   Social Media: Whitney Cummings: @WhitneyCummings Anna Faris: @annafaris Sim Sarna: @simsarna Unqualified: @unqualified

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