Graduation Day 2020 (The Reason it was fabulous), The Tongue Thing, Amy Harris KILLED it, The Conversos, Alec Baldwin's Baby Factory, Technical Difficulties, Anne's Lack of Non-Exasperation, A Time of Noticing, Michael's Midnight Matinee News, Anne's Accent Situation, and Getting Your Mormon On (I'm On The List). Plus: Aaron Lipshitz, Whistle While You S, BOOK REVIEW (-Eat, Pray Love- Not Mentioning Any Real Names, Rome Mania, Banana Water), Breathing (We're Doing It Wrong), and we're out of time!

We had a technical problem with our last podcast, so I am posting this episode again:

Same stuff as last June, Elliot Goldkind (Chicken Picatta, Inside Out), Lights Out in the Bunker, More Opiates (Before Major League), The Reluctant Bridesmaid (Can't deal with confrontation), All the Fs, Give Back The Clothes, Other things Bunk (Like Beds), Torturing P, Facebook Drama, Israelis and The Tangerine Wigstand (TW), Plant Reports (The Basil didn't make it), The Story of the Lemon Tree, and Major League ("Film"). Also: MAGA Night, The "J" Thing, The Whiteness of the Cape, Chauvin (Fired Cop/Probable Murderer), A Different Kind of Murder (In the Back Yard), Pterodactyl's on the Roof (Big Butts, I cannot lie), They Better Bring A Present (Caw Caw), Pig Shirt Season, Baking in Denver (No Problem), Pecky Cypress (Glitterati), and Not Setting Your Hair on Fire. Plus: Canceled Pride and GET OUT.

Same stuff as last June, Elliot Goldkind (Chicken Picatta, Inside Out), Lights Out in the Bunker, More Opiates (Before Major League), The Reluctant Bridesmaid (Can't deal with confrontation), All the Fs, Give Back The Clothes, Other things Bunk (Like Beds), Torturing P, Facebook Drama, Israelis and The Tangerine Wigstand (TW), Plant Reports (The Basil didn't make it), The Story of the Lemon Tree, and Major League ("Film"). Also: MAGA Night, The "J" Thing, The Whiteness of the Cape, Chauvin (Fired Cop/Probable Murderer), A Different Kind of Murder (In the Back Yard), Pterodactyl's on the Roof (Big Butts, I cannot lie), They Better Bring A Present (Caw Caw), Pig Shirt Season, Baking in Denver (No Problem), Pecky Cypress (Glitterati), and Not Setting Your Hair on Fire. Plus: Canceled Pride and GET OUT.

A Weird Weekend (Boring), The Zookeeper's Wife, Emma, The Trip to Greece (FILMS), Skippy Died, My Dark Vanessa (Books), Anne's Poetry (Voices of Israel), Insecure, Jeopardy (TV), and INVITED TO CHRISTMAS ALREADY (No). Plus: The Only Good Thing About Everyone Being Dead, 1999 Wedding Video review, All of the Accomplished People (%@#$), Brown Furniture, Anne's taste in apartments, The New Menorah (YAY), Agnes Moorehead U, Memorial Day and No Octopus Sex At All.

Carried away, 2020 (what to call it), "Re-Opening" Rules for Massachusetts, New Ways of Doing Things, Seersucker PPE, Really Stupid Stupidness, Mask Shaming, Dangers for Pulmonary Patients, Water Shoes (McDonald's Syndrome), New Microphones, TV IDEAS, and Switching Shifts at the Hospital. Plus: President Obama speaks to the Class of 2020, Summer "Plans," Instacart Jerks (Grocery Delivery), HAIR COLOR (Hi Kate), Restaurant Mannequins, Ikea Furniture Forts, and Crazy Time in Crazy Town!

Radio Safety, Clean Up Woman (Betty Wright 1971), More Radio Safety, Pledge Drive Response, The Miracle of the Prize Closet, Presents, Zoom Reunions, What to Watch (Dead To Me, Insecure), Best Friend Fight, Mashpee Ice Cream (Polar Cave), Grenade Launchers at the Sandwich Shop, and 1-800-Michael-Levine. Also: Grow the F Up, The Post Office, Almost Famous, Lawrence of Arabia, Ghandi (Film), Grow Bag Gardening, Weather, "Re-Opening" Hazards, The Great Depression, and God Checked Out.

A Little Trim, "When I do something, I like to be as close to professional as possible," Quarantine Beauty Activities, Free Range Hair, Doing Hair Color At Home (Kind of a Greenish Grey), Can't Find The Button, Mouse Brown, The Bleach Report, NAIL STUFF, Shiseido Sunblock, Our hands are turning LIGHTER, Time To Open the Pool, LIPSTICK, Books, and Chaz Bono. Plus: A Correction, Zhoug Sauce, TV ideas for Nell (Lots of TV Stuff), and We're NOT READY to get back to "normal."

We like things that are Noble, Welcome Home Sue, Weather, Zeke (Dr. Everything) and Rahm Emanuel (Dance Major), Smart People Saying Smart Things, Meshell N'Degeocello, Recording in Weird Places, Jew Tattoos, The Ol' Stick & Poke (No Regerts), Duck Dynasty Dude Ducks for Cover, Sue Monk Kidd (The Book of Longings), Witchy Stuff, Annie's AMAZING Spell Kits, Burying Saint Joseph (Upside Down), NO WHAMMIES!

Confessions, Big Words with Jobs, Sharpening the Pun Skills, Happy birthdays (George and Marc), Back and forth with Artemis, Amazing Afghan Girls, Social Media Things, Fauda (Netflix), More TV to Watch (The Wire, The Sopranos, Dexter), Interleaving, 30,000 Pigs Floating Down the Dawson, Bad Aussie Accents, and Saturday Night Live From Home. Also: Check Your Hands, Fat Mascara (Podcast), The Billie Gene (Music), comments upon the nature of Billie Eilish and her ability to sing or not seem a brat, The Rolling Stones on Zoom (TV), Finding Keith Urban's Shoes, The Dinner Party, Zoom Background Choices, Shooting Your Hot Dog, Crazy Eddie, "Reopening" America, Eye-Burning Outfits, and EW... People.

The Right Mood Music, What an Easter (Quarantine Ham), "We don't worship a dead Jew..." So Different Now, A Note from Artemis (TV Suggestions), Pointy Geometry, NOSE JOB (Jessica Biel), Corvid-19 REINFECTIONS, Don't Eat the Urinal Cakes OR the Hydroxychloroquine, Interrogation (CBS All-Access App), The Clearing (Podcast), SERIAL KILLER IN THE FAMILY, Calling the Cops on your Dad, BIRD BOX, Killing Eve (TV), and THE WIRE.

Plus: Get yourself a Generator, The Hair Coloring Phase, Graduation (NOT) 2020, Coronaheads, Delivery Issues, What Kind of Stupid are you talking about, PPE, The POST OFFICE, Sending Cards to Everyone, Ejecting Yourself in a Panic, and Who wants the Gurgler?