Perez Hilton for the Anne Levine Show! (I KNOW, RIGHT?)

Happy birthday Andrea! Also: Double intro (again), A Terrible Poem, Saying all the things, Review (DO IT), We're WHINING, "Fashion" stuff (BOOM outta nowhere), Plaidervention (no), the Core Audience, Fan Base, Metabolism Vampire, Puddles the Clown, Family Feud, "Leonardo's" Paintings, Wanda and the Bachelor, Russian Worm Alert, The Seventh Seal (and barking toads), Murder Hornets are HERE, Michael's Annie's Crannies, Bubblegum Broccoli, A Song for Andrea's birthday, The Queen's Gambit (Netflix), KFC Fire Logs (11 herbs and spices) are back, A different podcast (you know), FYI, HUGE COFFEE MUGS, Remembrance (Film), and VOTE!!!!!!

Lord Sole says Welcome to the Show, Welcome to the Show, A weird thing, A Hideous Thing (hyperbole maybe), Names for Makeup Products (FACE DAB), Better than a stick in the eye, Mormons, Diamond Gates, Wedding Nightmare (The Hora Disaster), The Missing Invitation, Bar/Bat Mitzvah Stuff (Mandatory Parakeets), Betrayed by New Year's, NEW HAIR COLORS, What Michael is Wearing, Fancy Kelly Clarkson, 10,000 Non-Attendees, Non-Violent Affairs, Lary (with one R), and a sharp look at Emily Dickinson. Plus: POETRY (Tikkun.org)

Freedom, It's still 2020, Indigenous People's Day, Canadian Thanksgiving (WHAT), Getting Away from a Woman (I looked it up), Michael's Chip Wagon (Poutine), Cheese Talk, Disgusting and Shocking Things (Also Poutine), Voting, Voting, Voting, Calling People (Or Not), The Craftmatic Cuddle, Our Personal Sitcom (Ikea Style), The Library Smell, and The African Grey Bird Report. Plus: Which is worse (Flies or Farts), The Veep Debate, Just Mercy (Film), Chimes, Windows Happy Blue Screen of Death, Energy Vampires (and "other podcasts"), A Tour of Nicholas' Chatchkes, a Pack of Smokes autographed by Divine, and Ye Ha No Ha.

Knocking' around the zoo, QUESTION, Michael (the Photographer) does a drawing, Tell me how you feel about the logo (It's a Shark), The Problems of a Real Radio Station Anne, FCC rules, Scissoring (It's a Gateway), Sex in the Craftmatic (Sounds effects included), SNL (ick), and Melania Hates Christmas. Plus: Rose Garden Nightmares, Lemon Tree Considerations, Anti-semitic mystery novels, The Good Lord Bird (For Free), George Peppard (The Breakfast at Tiffany's guy), Losing New York, Shout Outs, and Fashion at the QuQuzNest. Also: Words like "Schtickel."

IRL, Revisiting the Mule Thing, Camels (again), Saddling Up, The Sidecar Situation (Not Riding), The Hammer Pit, Manchester By the Sea/The Way Back (NO), No News is the Best News, TAXES (DUH), Toilet Trees, Political emails, the Cambridges or The Mountbatten-Windsors, A Look at Trump Fans (CargoRoos), RBG, Adjustable Bed, The Cryary, The Global Fashion Institute (Be a part), the End of Ronna & Beverly, and Introducing Georgia Blythe.

It's the show:

How High A Jewish Horse (Sailing, yes), Mule Travel, Double Whammy, RBG (Can't talk about it), 5781 (NO THANKS), Tante Libby's Funeral, Not Brisket Stew, Jazzing Things Up, and It's Hard to Get a Bagel Here. Plus: The Schitt's Creek Awards, All of the Awards, Fashion, What Was It All About, Catherine's Clothes, The Wall of Wigs, What We Do In the Shadows (Hulu), NZ to Oz, Beanie Feldstein, Energy Vampires, Michael's Fashion Game, Fatima (Film), Comcast Died (Again), and Laptop Troubles.

Champions at the US Open, Tingles on my Bone Spurs, Much Tennis, Empty Stands at the Thing, Exciting Things, The Bubbles, Correct Language (Accent Aside), Poet Melissa Studdard (SARAH LAWRENCE), Rich Jewish Lesbians, Something to do With a Charity, Tennis Fashion, Millman's Many Costume Changes, The Shirtlifter (Zeverev), Team Theim, and Naomi's leg Thing. Plus: Nxyvm (Cult), Famous People Doing Horrible Things (Allison Mack), Crotch Branding, Grace (Very Jane Fonda) & Frankie & Saul (Not so Great) & Robert, The Stuffed Owl (The Worst), Rosh Hashana, and Do you even podcast?

Being reminded of reality (None of it), Furious About It, The Full Christmas Press, What the Northern Doctor Said (The Rules), This Is The Time, The US Open (Go NY), The Bubble, Beware of Balls, Personalize Your Balls, Don't Touch Other People's Balls, Wash Your Hands After Touching Balls of Unknown Origin, Serena and More Tennis.

Plus: This is a Broadcast Radio Show (Neener neener) AND a podcast, Ronna & Bryan (& Beverly), Snarkiness, Professional Jealousy, The MISSING EPISODE (#109), Whaddaya Got People, Shout Outs, Less Jewy New England, Bernstein's on Essex (Regular or Chinese?), I'll Have What She's Having, Podcasts you MUST hear (Reply All, Radiolab, Unorthodox), Anne needs Watering, and Pools VS the Beach. Also: We love you Sarah and Happy birthday David!

Crazy Opening, What Frankie Said, Lazy Susan (Film), Bill & Ted Face The Music (Most Triumphant Film), The TWO CHOICES, The Stock Market, The Economy, Hearing From Doctors (What Do YOU Think?), Tammy Ortery (Tik/Tok), Bella Thorne's "Only Fans," and More BM (Cameo). Plus: MERCH Mention, Anne The Poet (6 published poems this year), The Worst Poem EVER (Many Sensible Men), Adele Makes Waves, Greek Clothing, Millennial Pink Dessert, Out of the Loop, The Stuffed Owl (Anthology), Abe Books, and Three More Weeks of Summer.