Jeopardy All-Star Austin Rogers is on the show tonight! Also: You could have won a car, Wheel of Disappointment, Jeopardy, The Worst Puns, "I never saw herbivore", Shavout, Austin changes the game forever, Zeitl Dreidelstein talks Cheesecake, Robbing a Bank with Painted Fruit, APPLAUSE APPLAUSE, The Usual Suspects, The Saint Promises the Wrath of his TURTLE ARMY and David Ortiz was Shot in the Back (He's in stable condition and heading to the hospital in Boston), and a PODCAST EXTRA with some more of our interview with Austin!

Switching labels on things, Flying back in the day, Borderline needing a tranquilizer, Getting the extra space seat, Eating Ethnic in the air, Hotel and Motel "Upgrades," Hanging out at the Grand Bretagne, Emily Levine's near arrest, I can't believe it's not 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter,' Wash your legs, TRUE HEART BURN, Tsitsipas has a tantrum, Very Drunk People Doing AWFUL THINGS, and What is that? Amazingly, the show devolves from here. Grabbing Boobies in the Park, Chick-n-Skin, "Ikea Real Life" sells Nostalgia in the UAE, Target Upgrades and The End.

Rated N for Nudity, First Dip of the Season, Stripping down to the itsy bitsy, NoAd Suntan Lotion, Cut to NOW, The Coach and Horses Pub, Alistair Choat's Nudity License, "Long Arm Drinks," Brew For All, The Subway Brake Bandit (Isaiah Thompson) pulling it on the train, Someone broke in and tidied up, Brazilian Cleaners, Toilet Paper Roses, Super Fast Trains, CHINA, BUY BRAND©®, Pharmacological Robbery, Whoopee's new Clothing Line, Where to Swear, and Drew Ackerman mentions blankets, and Chernobyl. Also: UPCOMING INTERVIEWS

How do you say Hozier, Game of Thrones Finale, Glad that's over, A correction to the Drum Corps Story (from last week's show), The Met Gala, Hedgehogs, Horse Racing without Jockeys, The New NPR Podcast (White Lies), A Flip Flop Story, SO GLAD THAT'S OVER (GOT), The Taco Bell Popup Hotel (Palm Springs), I Think You Should Leave, Dead To Me, Gasper or Non-Gasper, The Rainbow Railroad, News Bloopers, Mayor Pete, Apollo 11, Dr. May saves a hedgehogs Day, CRAZY PEOPLE ON THE ROAD, an Check out the new website!

The Bluecoats (2016 winners of the DCI Finals) start off the show with drums and bugles and corps, Not quite the Ides of May, Gandhi (The Film), Hashtag PizzaPlug, Reporters on the WeedBus, Ransomware, Stop Doing That, Non-Existent Guitar Solo, The Jewish Joke, A Listener has an idea, The Vaccination War Update, The Bird Report, The Scottish Beaver Report, Alyssa Milano's Beaver, And Anne's idea for Birth control. Also, Jean-Jaques Savin goes boating in a barrel, and Doris Day.

QUITE a week, some dicy bits, but thank goodness there's a new royal baby (glad that's over), Jim Bakker's new sales job, United Shades of America, Rapture buckets, and our BIG INTERVIEW with Drew Ackerman, the creator of Sleep With Me Podcast - A very hard to describe podcast that helps a bazillion (3 million downloads a month) people fall asleep. He spends a lot of time with us and none of us even started to nod off! Also: National Hair Stylist Appreciation Day, Pope Francis Gets Catty, and the PODCAST EXTRA Featuring an additional 30 minutes of interview time with Drew Ackerman!

Anti-semitism, Terrorism, Shootings, White Supremacists, and Religious Strife are at the core of this week’s show along with Infamous Cough Syrups from the Past™, The truth behind the Cold War’s Duck and Cover™, Seder Ghosts, The Post Office Story®, The Bird Report™. The Orange Street News Fights for their 1st Amendment Right of Freedom of the Press, 10,000 Lies, The TOAST MAP, Show Your Work, Nicole Kidman is a Vampire (probably), TV and stuff. Also: Destroyer and Michael’s Midnight Matinee.

Anti-semitism, Terrorism, Shootings, White Supremacists, and Religious Strife are at the core of this week's show along with Infamous Cough Syrups from the Past, The truth behind the Cold War's Duck and Cover, Seder Ghosts, The Post Office Story®, The Bird Report. The Orange Street News Fights for their 1st Amendment Right of Freedom of the Press, 10,000 Lies, The TOAST MAP, Show Your Work, Nicole Kidman is a Vampire (probably), TV and stuff. Also: Destroyer and Michael's Midnight Matinee.

We were going to Pass Over Passover, however, our Passover Seder for 5779 brought the fun: A Plague of Frogs, Toy Boils, Email from Elijah, The Bitter Herb Incident, Arthur (The Afikommen finder), and the Run-Around. Also, Meet the Springfields (Buffalo, Dusty, and the youngsters),  Gentiles at the Seder, Fake Seders, and Anti-Semitism. Also: How to talk to your cat about Gun Safety, Terror in Sri Lanka, The Comedian is President of the Ukraine, Our Idiot President, Old Game Show Misogyny, Killing Eve, VEEP, Melissa McCarthy, and Birds. Plus: Social Infrastructure, XBOX Bowling for Seniors, and One of the IMPORTANT THINGS: Libraries.

April in Paris: Notre Dame burns, A Conspiracy Hypothesis, A Bomb goes off in the 19th arrondissement, The Dunce in Chief has a really stupid idea, Friends in Paris, Getting out of the rain, Volcano problems, Sean Penn on TV, Being Bob Fosse, And A Hair Thing. Plus: Mental Samurai, Games of Thrones, BARRY, Fun Things (Like Pancakes), The Florida Man Game, Beresheet makes it to the moon but not in one piece, The Pale Blue Dot, Israel, Drew Ackerman, Garrison Keillor, and Social Media Things.