The last 11 days of Summer, Sitting Shiva for Garments, Projecting, Sharks, the New Pool Thing, Anne's Brain, BOOKS: The Fifth Gospel, The Chain, The House of God, and Florida Man Messes up a Castration. Plus: UPSET TOURISTS, The BEST WEDDING EVER , Bridesmaidzilla (Different wedding), TV: THE SPY, Our Boys, Pulling over a car full of Cops, Audio PTSD, Anne's Non-Non-invasive procedure, and Tennis.

Staring down Labor Day Weekend, Old Town Road, Do More Stuff Please, Cowboy Songs (Not Country Western), The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, Visitor from Cowboy country, Our Boys (TV), Bubbies Know Best, Hot Dog Ice Cream, Red Joan, and Weird Japanese Costumed Sub-cultures. Plus: Unsolicited DickPix on the subway, Dekatora Truck Fashion, The Yankii Movement, Anne Explains How Things Work, Fat Church People, Cat Allergies are soon to be forever GONE, No-Deal Brexit, A Banksy Disappears, HOW TO WASH, A REAL HORROR STORY.

Mother, Author, Animal Lover, and Supremely Funny Human, Paula Poundstone is on the show! We're talking Tornadoes, Sharks, The Melody Tent, Scientific Happiness, Getting Lost, Massachusetts, Trees, Books, Podcasts, and NO COUCHES. Also: Early Check-In, The Grapes of Wrath, How Deep is Your Pan, The Shampoo and Conditioner Museum, More Sharks, Paula's Ping Pong Tournament, Dick Van Dyke, Getting Lost, Genitalia-shaped Chocolate, and Piercings.

A Chorus Line at the Cape Playhouse, Mortality Issues, Heidi Gardner in Noises Off, Financial Advice from Paula Poundstone, Podcasts, Books, David Sedaris at Barnstable Performing Art Center, Peter Pan Passenger Problem, One Way To Deal with Dementia, Barbering, Missile Launcher in the Luggage, Signing Autographs, Scary and Weird - Warm and Fuzzy, Message In a Bottle, Crapping up the Oceans, Florida Man Andy Tuck, Theories, and Katy Perry Is a Stealer. Plus: Ketchup Karma, Creepy Notes on the windshield, Upcoming Stuff, and Have More Sex!

The Brink of August, The Trouble With Angels, Indeed, NUTHER, Sharks, Candy Drugs, Dammit Doll Problems, Drinking in Scotland, Beds, Someone's been eating my sandwich, Self-Checkout Shopping, The Banana Number, Bezos Decided Not To, The Countess LuAnn, David Sedaris, Roman Italy and Brittania. Also: Dog Kennel Tourism, An OK Asteroid, Sex Ed and STOP PREACHING.

The Scorcher, The Millennial/Old Person Cake Situation, What's Coming Up, Books (The Invisible Bridge & Broken Harbor), The Big Boston Trip, Bear Country Drivers, Airline "Dress Codes," Not My Monkeys, Sharks in Cape Cod Bay (And NEW POOLS Everywhere), Prison Inmates With Chainsaws, Flat Earthers, and Line or Machine Drying? Hard Drinking Canadians Drink Harder, Asteroids, The Texas Moment, Reading to the Barber, Sign of Cat Enjoyment, Not very friendly friends, and Take Advantage!

Send Money, Gallivanting, There are no winners, The Problem Solvers on TV, The Gronk Stonk up the place, Banging into the microphone a lot, Continent/Country - what's the difference, A New Trick (Talladega Man), NIGHT, The Chicken Wing Shooting, ALL OF THE COCAINE, Throwing Out Your Meth, Flyboard Foolishness, 820 lbs of Wild, and the Cat Lady who taught her kitties to steal. Also: A 4 hour walk to work, Farting Your Way To Jail, Burning Man, Driving Your Pool, and Matthew McConaughey's "Motivational" 13 Life Lessons.

Wouldn't it be great if Lionel Ritchie really was Milli Vanilli, An Amazing Weather Week, The Intensive New Thing, Are You With Me, The Big Combo-War, We Shall fight Them in the Terminals, The Rain is the Real Problem, Not THAT Brain, A Kind of Groovy 4th, Nobody's Perfect, Indulgences, Shout Out to Scooter, and the Big Keanu Thing. Also: The Most Boring Roadside Attractions, Stupid People Getting Injured, The Jaws of Life Turn to Crime, Giving Money to Iowans, Hickenlooper Bails, The Little Mermaid CONTROVERSY, Florida Man Stories, Not Everyone Believes the Holocaust Happened, Schadenfreude, Sweet Schadenfreude, Vineyard vines, Blue Bell Lickers, Fireworks Racism, and Lights For Liberty.

An Eternally Awkward Show with: Canada Day up Canada Way with Stompin' Tom, Required Holiday Food, Cottages and Odd Accents, Wimbledon Day One Surprises, Forced Skirting, Ivanka Optics, Upside Down Bathing Suits, The Police Harrass a Hospital Patient, Kraft HATES KIDS, Things Michael doesn't Like (again), German Freaks get Cruise-Freaky, Watching Jaws from the Bay, Taco Bell Hotel Update, Mr. Ripple Hates His Wife, The New Slavery (Convict Leasing), The Innocent Man, And Dad gets the kids to rob banks with him.

SUMMER, Rain, The Unplanned-Dead-Air-Rerun-Last-Minute-Thing, Rocket Man (Film), Apollo 11 (The Documentary), Project Runway Season 17, Fashion, Russ & Daughters send a HERRING ALERT, Ear Worm Songs, Bowl-Away (Book), NEW TWIT, Bill Cosby, What did you land with, Roscoe's Oriental Rug Emporium, Free- Range Mooching, Throwing Food Away, Buffalo Wings, And What Michael Doesn't Like.