People who can handle the Rain, The BIG BIRTHDAY Weekend, Naughty Scorpions, The Spag Shack™, the People you know who don’t know you, Too Darned Adorable™, Too Cute™, COMCAST PROBLEMS, Nicole in Customer Service, and HEADS UP on Identity Theft (Reply All Podcast). Plus: The American Chestnut, GONE, Serving your country, Blowing a Pop Stand, and Anne Levine: Christmas Shopper. Also: Finding Phil and On The Road.

A Special Open, ELECTION DAY, Envy/Not Envy, Pledge Drive, Shout out to North Chatham, Stupid TIME CHANGE, Thanksgiving unfortunates, Anne’s Amazing Mushroom and Wild Rice Soup, and the SUCK that is the Christmas Season. Also: Homecoming, Leave No Trace, Grandma Through-Hikes the Appalachian Trail, DRUGS, Maggie Rogers, GO VOTE GO VOTE GO VOTE, Grinchcakes again and Recipe Time™!

No reason to mention Igor, Anne Hates Candy, Halloween in New York, Blades of Glory, Down the Ice Dancing Rabbit Hole™, Torvill and Dean, The Skating Place, Greek Statues and White Supremacy, And Anne’s Panty Raid™ is a real winner!

Also: A 5 year old Hitler in Owensboro Kentucky, Passionfruit Mousse, Ellie the Akita, GRINCHCAKES, Fast Food Nightmare, Eating Vegetables, and Rose Mallinger – Holocaust Survivor.

Elwood, Eric J, TIME keeps TICKING, Herschel Purvis, CONTEST TIME, Vaccinations, Injured at the Hospital, Take it like a Woman™, Plans for Next Year, SIMON, Weed Winking, Canada runs out of cannabis, Selling out your cookies, And Billy wants to be called Billy. Plus: Born Yesterday (the film), Oscar Winner Judy Holliday, Making a Murderer Season 2, MEGA MILLIONS and GO VOTE. Also:, Politics, Amnesty International, North Korean “Diplomatic Missions”, Password Plus, and Anne Levine – Humanitarian. Early voting has already started in Massachusetts!

Paul Simon is 77 and sounds it and that’s even more wonderful, SNL mediocrity, REALLY (?), another almost funny thing, Podcasts, Slow Burn, Impeachments, SURVIVING, The First Man, The Alec Baldwin Show, and much SPACE STUFF. Plus A Gift for Michael, The American First Lady, Elizabeth Warren does her DNA, The Wall of Baby Food, What’s Up this Week, You’re Such a Trooper and MORE SPACE STUFF.

Aaron Copeland is spinning in his grave, “Lt. Columbo, Homicide,” This PICTIONARY party, Porkless, Vegetarian Lasagne, The Rice Disaster™ Story, DRIVE THRU METH, End of Summer, When to Vote, Real Life Versus Show Life™, Michael is SO Patient, Talking Transplants, FAKE JOURNAL ARTICLES, Laura Ingraham (look it up), Facetagram™, A-Holes, The First, And Cell Phone Coverage on Every Planet.

If you thought you’d heard the worst song in the world, hold onto your hat: Michael visits Texas, SIMON, SIMON, SIMON, Anne needs help, Not Bubbe, GMA, NANA – What do you call us? Plus: Letter from France, HORRIBLE SONGS, Party Time™ (again), Mr. Magoo thinks it’s delicious, Highly Illogical, Trying to Please The Old Jerkoffs, and What to get for your cats (in trade). Also: the NOT FUNNY Story™, Phil Harris, Michael is an OLD SOUL, Cartoons/Not Cartoons, More Perfect, The First, Ear Hustle, and Chris Matthews at the Airport.

JOY, Sukkot, Ushpizin, TRADITION, Translating Stuff, This Too Shall Pass, Setting a Place for Strangers, A COMPANY CAR, Sean Penn’s hideously written “Gonzo” novel (Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff), The First and NOT Science Fiction. Plus: Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker Makeup, The Translucent Nicole Kidman, The Batmobile, NDT & Colbert, Atoning to our Fan, The BIG 35th Anniversary PARTY, The Book Club, Metoo, and The Lady from Survivor: Africa. Also: Swimming.

A Leonard Cohen cover, Streetwise Hebrew, TLV1 (Israeli Television Channel), Things that happened™, How do you say it, Anne’s Chinese Hebrew Lessons, Being Not Afraid of Chicken in the Oven, Doing Jewish Stuff, CULTURE, National Atonement Day™, Anne’s Sydney Lumet Film Festival, The Pawnbroker, Dog Day Afternoon, GOOD COP GOOD COP, Dennis Conservation Trust Annual Duck Regatta (Didn’t win), PASSWORD (the game), Michael’s Midnight Matinee (Kind of like TELEVISION for the Youngsters), Robin Williams – Inside my head on HBO, Podcasts to listen to, and Yom Kippur. Plus Super Old ringtones, DOS, Doctors and a 35th Wedding Anniversary Party coming up!

Rosh Hashana, A Sweet New Year’s Dinner with friends, Jewish Grocery Displays, FISH, Storms Warnings, Extra Half Staff, The Most Interesting Part of This, The U. S. Open’s Serena Moment, Driving the Train, Burt (Turd Ferguson) Reynolds, Practical Magic, Miss Lonelyhearts, Trumpsters on Broadway, Michael’s Midnight Matineé, Library Books and 18 years since 9/11.