The 13th Annual Ham Toss is in the history books and here’s our report, The Winners, The Losers, The Late Arrivals, the Fashion, The Ham!. Also: Summertime, Full Moon, Strawberry Salsa, The NEW Barbie and Ken, Girl’s Trip, Tiffany and the Smiths get a Groupon™, The Wisconsin State Fair Food, Crickets, Cream Puffs and Montana – Really?

Don’t forget, Rabbit Rabbit, That Might be your worst problem, WEATHER, Just rub it on, The NEW Gong Show, TOAD IN THE HOLE again, What Michael Watches on TV, Alex Jones sells Taint Wipes™ and the current status of Hospital Bathing. Plus: How Stoned ARE you, Stoners, Stoned, Wake and Bake and Anne’s new Test for Weed Intoxication. Also: Falling of the Veggie Wagon, Stealing Chinese, Who is working AND The NEW KITTIES (Zuma and Xuxa).

Don’t forget, Rabbit Rabbit, That Might be your worst problem, WEATHER, Just rub it on, The NEW Gong Show, TOAD IN THE HOLE again, What Michael Watches on TV, Alex Jones sells Taint Wipes™ and the current status of Hospital Bathing. Plus: How Stoned ARE you, Stoners, Stoned, Wake and Bake and Anne’s new Test for Weed Intoxication. Also: Falling of the Veggie Wagon, Stealing Chinese, Who is working AND The NEW KITTIES (Zuma and Xuxa).

Summer is half over, falling down, Finding your hips, Back to the future, 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, People doing it, Paula Poundstone at the Melody Tent, Brain development, and what’s really annoyed Anne lately. Plus: TOAD IN THE HOLE, Getting with your pharmacist, Schadenfraude Shout-Out™, Cousin Kevin or Uncle Ernie, BIRTHDAYS, Insane Bridezillas and Mr. Softee. Also: We miss you Cocoa.

Summer is half over, falling down, Finding your hips, Back to the future, 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, People doing it, Paula Poundstone at the Melody Tent, Brain development, and what’s really annoyed Anne lately. Plus: TOAD IN THE HOLE, Getting with your pharmacist, Schadenfraude Shout-Out™, Cousin Kevin or Uncle Ernie, BIRTHDAYS, Insane Bridezillas and Mr. Softee. Also: We miss you Cocoa.

What’s UP at the Playhouse, Local Theater, WEDDING CRASHERS at the Big Wedding, NOT Wedding Crashers, Chinese Food, FACE MITES, July 4th on the Cape and The Bird Report™. Also, The Sprite of Bell’s Neck™, FLAMINGOES ARE MONSTERS, All of the people are here, SEX ON THE BEACH (Mayflower Beach), Birthdays, Birthdays, Birthdays and BIG Anniversaries. Plus: FAKE OBITUARIES, smrt, Schadenfreude Shout-Out™ and NATIONAL DAYS!

What’s UP at the Playhouse, Local Theater, WEDDING CRASHERS at the Big Wedding, NOT Wedding Crashers, Chinese Food, FACE MITES, July 4th on the Cape and The Bird Report™. Also, The Sprite of Bell’s Neck™, FLAMINGOES ARE MONSTERS, All of the people are here, SEX ON THE BEACH (Mayflower Beach), Birthdays, Birthdays, Birthdays and BIG Anniversaries. Plus: FAKE OBITUARIES, smrt, Schadenfreude Shout-Out™ and NATIONAL DAYS!

The Beautiful Event that was Lindsay and Marc’s wedding at the Hotel Syracuse, Happy Birthday America, Some of ya’ll need to go home, Coffee Snobbery, Anne sets other people (weaklings) crying, Things that are Great, Short Corn, Michael Loses ALL OF THE THINGS (UPDATE: Things have been found), and the Sliced Cheese Incident™. Plus: A HUGE LOSER goes to the beach, Schadenfreude Shout-Out™ and The Bird Report™.

The Beautiful Event that was Lindsay and Marc’s wedding at the Hotel Syracuse, Happy Birthday America, Some of ya’ll need to go home, Coffee Snobbery, Anne sets other people (weaklings) crying, Things that are Great, Short Corn, Michael Loses ALL OF THE THINGS (UPDATE: Things have been found), and the Sliced Cheese Incident™. Plus: A HUGE LOSER goes to the beach, Schadenfreude Shout-Out™ and The Bird Report™.

Michael’s many things he does during the show, Boat with a Rope, Cindy Lou is Getting Married, This Game Will End in Tears, Mommy’s Little Helper, On the Dole, Snapple Brandy, Stupid Wedding Traditions and the New York Gay Pride Parade. Also: Anne’s First Wedding, Gail Poodlelaw, The Portuguese Festival, Alliteration, And A Great Name for a Band. Plus: Holy Moisture, Palestine and Israel, The Chicago Jerk Parade and Fat People Flying.