What is wrong with Idaho? Kelly leaves the Police, A State Legislator learns female anatomy facts. Anne is GETTING MARRIED and what NOT to wear at anybody’s wedding. Plus A Secret visit with Vic and Sade courtesy of Michael’s Midnight Matinee™.

Double-dog daring God, The 87th Oscars, How Twitter works, The Opening Number, The Red Carpet, Patricia Arquette needs a raise, Lady GaGa’s favorite things, Razor-like knives (and where to buy them) and What Acting Is. Plus: Joan and Elaine get dissed, visitors from far away, Cut & ColorCorrection™ and The Sex Box on your TV.

What’s to talk about besides the Snow and the Cold? Not much really except maybe The SNL 40th anniversary Special, Beach Landscaping, The Whole Nine Yards, Better Call Saul, The Full Canadian Wilderness Rig, Going Full Foil and The 6000 calorie/Day Anne Levine American Sniper Lifestyle Diet. Also, What Kind of Idiot Buys a Large Boat on eBay, YAY COAST GUARD and iPhone Photography Tips. Plus: It Gets Better

Jimmy the Marmot bites the Mayor, Cape Cod Winter Polish™, The Grammys, Nicki Minaj loves Katy Perry’s breasts and Sam Smith is fat. Also, The Whistle Register, Mariah Carey, The Cupcake Girl, Saturday Night Live, KANYE IS SUCH A JERK AGAIN. Plus SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW.

Puking Snow, All the Bowls, Amazingly Horrible Food, Glasses Wearing 101, Because People are Idiots, Crushed Diamonds, Steaming Cleaning your Vagina, Sarah Palin wants you to strengthen your back and Measles – The Slacker Disease.

The Governor told us to stay home so no radio show but we COULD do the podcast! Featuring: Hydra/Hydro, Erin’s birthday, The BLIZZARD, Trendsetting, Viola Davis is HOT, Broad City, Ballgate, Fatso and Nicki Minaj and her giant butt. Also: The Bird Report™!

Not Football, The Miss Universe Pageant, Watching TV with Slovenians, Getting hit by Lightning, Good Levels and Is That a Chainsaw in Your Pants or are you Just Happy to see me? Also: Anne’s Middle of the Night Moment, Michelle Obama, Viola Davis, Buying White House Memorabilia, Worst Cooks in America and Helen Mirren’s “Attributes.”

Je suis Charlie, The Official Anne Levine Show Review™ of El Rodeo Restaurant, Looking for the Hat, Going to the RMV, Notaries Public, Pat or Chris and Not the Golden Globes! Also: Mashing your carrots correctly, going to lunch at school and Keep Your Mathematical Calculations to yourself. Plus Facebook weirdness and The Hello turkey Pageant.

A Conversation with Sally and Avery about the film, Wild and strong roles for women in entertainment quickly degenerates into Who Is Your Favorite Nun and goes awry from there! Plus: MEN ARE SCARY, Over-Seasoners, Virgin birth, John Of God and The Cheese Cleanse™. Also: Meryl Streep, The Cost of a Great Haircut, COUPON FOR NOODLES and Before The Mall.

One of the The Most Screwed Up Christmas Seasons, New Years Eve, The NPR Sound, The Year of the Rat, Mr. Dress-Up, Mailing Sneakers and Children and Was 2013 Really Two Years Ago? Plus, Who Listens to the Show, Questionable Catholics, LOX vs Nova, Going to the Most Expensive Schools in the US, Anne Tells everybody The Thing, Home Jeopardy Competition, When’s Guantanamo going to close?