DYLAN BRODY IS HERE IN THE STUDIO! And he totally forgets what he’s “supposed to do” when on a radio show.

Also: Two Things, The Mysteries of the Ottoman Empire and What was for dinner at Mom’s, Dylan? Plus Yom Kippur!

Calling Besty, The Goldfinch, The Secret History, The Moral of the Story, Dancing in the Bay and What Do You Call That? Also: The DISGUSTING Aging Process, Taking Jacob to Church, Michael Loses the Ability to Whistle and Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?

The “Fast Ready-er”, Joan Rivers, Zeitl Dreidelstein, Swim for Life and How to point. Also: The Cape After Labor Day, The Five Year Plan, and What is LinkedIn all about? Plus: The US Open and The Bird Report™

NEW DRUG ALERT: ShopinEX Now AVAILABLE, It will make you happy! Also: Online Customer Service, What Kind of Boots for Winter, Dying Print, Blowing Out Your Shoe and How hard can it be to buy a chair?

Summer Rentals, Weathermen, The Pharmacy Called, Using The ANSWERING MACHINE, Fresh Food and Dylan Brody (In the style of Alex Stein).

Anne evaluates a new potato chip flavor on the air, The Lays thing, Customer Service, The Away Kit, eBay, SCREW YOU and The Bone-in Jacket are all part of this week’s very funny Anne Levine Show!

Corn Husk Dolls, The March of Time, TACO NIGHT, How to kill a houseplant, Cappuccino Potato Chips, Tim’s Cascade Jalepeno Chips and The Smell of Chinese Food. Also: Hospital History, Michael’s upcoming Colonoscopy, Anne’s new eating habits and two Ukrainians named Irene.

Real Jews, Racist salt and pepper shakers, AWE, Congressman Clawson “loves” their country and How Keith Urban destroys lives. Plus: The Do Not Call List, The Internet is watching you and New Autumn Colors?

This week’s Anne Levine show is extra special: Tonight, The First Supper, one of many dinner parties/conversations with terribly interesting people. Guests include Drummer Jeff Brillinger, Author Holly LeCraw, Exceptional Salad Maker Theresa Howe and The Traeger Brothers, Hollis & Hamilton. Topics include Immigration, Israel and Gaza, Infrastructure, Medieval Food, President Obama and Social Media.

Dear Listeners, there is a very good reason why the podcast of last night’s Anne Levine Show is a little late. Anne’s very first words will inform you as to why. Also: Dr. Dentist, Cellulitis, at the beach with the Aliens, Lighting Rocks on Fire and more Garment Center Stories!