Long time listener, singer/songwriter, Batman expert, and lighting prohibition advocate Chris Aaron joins us in the studio with the world premiere of his track "Some Day" from his brand new album "A Generation".  Also this week:

• We discuss animal cracker inflation
• The guys search for domesticated penises
• and Bernie would have banned lighting babies

Check out Chris Aaron live on Thursday, July 13th at Oz Restaurant and Bar in Arlington, VA.  Also, listen to more of his music at http://www.chrisaaronmusic.com

Maryjo Mattea teaches us about the physics of dude piles and how one can go on tour with someone who is halfway across the country then shares with us her track "We Were Here".  Also this week:

• The gang tells terrible jokes
• Crickets infest the studio
• and Keith misses the release deadline

Maryjo Mattea and a Pile of Dudes will be featured at the first annual Hera Music Festival on Saturday, July 1st at The State Theatre in Falls Church, VA.  The festival features an entire lineup of female fronted bands and all funds are going to benefit Project Hera, a charity which empowers female artists to thrive.

We are joined by the very high pitched Ryland Wilkins & The Intrepid Travelers who refuse to answer any question with just a yes or no answer.  Also this week:

• Victor says the J-word
• Get these mother f*&king snakes off my mother f#@king leg!
• We spread like an octopus

Ryland Wilkins & The Intrepid Travelers will be playing Velvet Lounge in Washington D.C. on Tuesday, June 27th at 8:30 pm.

This week, from the band Round About, we are joined by Patrick from Round About who tells us how much he loves dancing children.  Patrick from Round About shares their track "My Grand Designs".  Also this week:

• we learn that children are terrible beer koozies
• terrorists are apparently slowly moving to mild annoyances
• and Patrick from Round About brings us a bundle of hookers.

Round About will be playing the Westover Market in Arlington, VA on Saturday, June 17th. They will also be at Bump and Grind Coffee in Silver Spring, MD on June 30th and Rio in Gaithersburg on July 15th.  For more information, check out http://www.roundaboutrocks.com

D.C. comedian Coat Coleman brought us a Russel Terrier o-lantern of all trades and popsicles! Also this week, we learn that:

• It's wrong to punch a dog but ok to punch a bear
• A marching band is more important than a naked woman on a horse
• The apocalypse would inspire flatulence laws

On June 9th, Jack Coleman will be hosting the "Covfefe Across America" comedy show at Town Tavern in Washington D.C.  The show is at 9 pm and $10 tickets can be purchased at https://www.capitallaughs.com

This week was difficult but we did what we could to entertain you after a difficult week in the world.  Luckily Burn the Ballroom helped us by teaching us the dark arts of drinking wine and exercising while sharing their awesome track: Threnody.  Also this week

• Fuck ISIS. Yeah, you heard us. Come at me, bro!
• We threaten to fold Tomas' dead body
• and Burn the Ballroom teach us words, that we think they made up.

Burn the Ballroom have a brand new EP out now, go check it out!  You can also see them playing live on Saturday, June 3rd at the Virginia Wine Country Half Marathon.

We were hoping that we could use Stone Driver as part of our evil scheme to make enough money to move out of our parent's basement, or that they would at least play their entire discography in chronological order.  Instead, they just shared their track "Send Me".  Also this week:

• We learn how to murder people with crash cymbals.
• Victor uses Vick's Vaporub for everything... absolutely everything.
• You can keep people out of your bushes using chemical burns

On May 25th Stone Driver is playing the Black Cat in Washington DC and the proceeds are going to benefit the Joe Strummer Foundation.

Box Era swings by with their track 'Maps', on the way to their North-East World Tour, to show off their massive glutes and mad curling skills as we subject them to three FBI-like investigations. Also this week:

• Victor absolutely goes on a very unusual diet
• We learn the real reason that you shouldn't do drugs
• And we determine the hardest part about running an eye bank

Our guests, Box Era, will be playing Friday, May 26th at the Velvet Lounge in Washington D.C. with previous AWH guests Surprise Attack.

This week we practice our transits as we let it all hang out with Jason Mendelson before he shares one of his Metro Songs, "New Carrollton", with us.  Also this week:

• Victor announces a Prius!
• We learning about cold pirates
• and we determine a new use for an electric fence.

Jason Mendelson will be playing the City of Gaithersburg Book Festival on May 20th in Gaithersburg, MD 

Engineer Adam fixes the show in post production as Scott Thorn and Dan Magnolia from Scott Thorn and Freedom Road swing by after their signature garden burglary to share their track "Ordinary Day".  Also this week:

• We learn that the same people watch the NFL Draft and the Lottery Ball Selection Show
• Victor eats more wings than a shark and enough hash browns to get dimples
• And we learned that the most historically impactful things that happened this week were Chernobyl and a bunny dying.

Scott Thorn and Freedom Road will be playing live on Tuesday, May 9th at The Velvet Lounge in Washington DC