Anti-wave

For the longest time, Ira thought “Dueling Banjos” was a sex act. Join Robert and Ira as they go into the birthday vault and discuss the classic DELIVERANCE for Ira’s birthday pick, and share their top 5 river movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wanted to shoot the roaring rapids in the deep South with three close buddies, but a toothless hillbilly shoves his pecker up one of your buddies’ ass, and another buddy scales a cliff and kills the hillbilly, but he’s not sure it was him, then this podcast is for you!

For years, Ira sided with the Germans in WWII because he thought they were called Jew-boats. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss GREYHOUND, and share their top 5 ocean movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever commanded a battleship in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean during World War II with the enemy firing a barrage of torpedoes, as your stern commander who suffers from personal demons continuously barks orders to his crew, then this podcast is for you!

Little known fact: all war movies are metaphors about preventing STDs. We all need to stop the crabs from invading! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE OUTPOST, and share their top 5 under siege movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever been stationed in a distant military base, run by incompetent leaders, and about to be overrun by baddies, then this podcast is for you!

Do you like guns, violence, betrayals, and lots and lots of rape-sex? Then you’re gonna love this week’s episode! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA, and share their top 5 mob movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you ever what it was like during prohibition with all the bloody violence, murder, backstabbing, greed, and lots of raw animalistic sex... then this podcast is for you!

How important are your social media subscribers? Would you lie to keep them? Would you kill to keep them? Would you be willing to take off your clothes and turn around slowly…? If so, Ira may want to set up an arrangement. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss UNSUBSCRIBE and share their top 5 mysterious stranger movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you ever celebrated your friend’s birthday with a Zoom party, only to find out that the host who did the inviting was not who you thought it was, and then your friends got knocked off by this weird dude whose face looks like a smiling marshmallow... then this podcast is for you!

Have you ever heard the expression, ‘if these walls could talk?’ Ever wondered what they would say, especially if you murdered your first wife, and the AirBNB knows what you did?  Join Robert and Ira as they discuss YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT and share their top 5 Kevin Bacon movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you ever let your wife die, and then you married a hot blonde, decided to get away from it all with your wife who is half your age, along with your much too precious daughter, and you stay at a weird-ass house in Wales which knows what you did and is majorly pissed... then this podcast is for you!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a black Vietnam Vet? You’d get to call everyone ‘Blood’ and know all those cool handshakes… Find out in this week’s episode!  Join Robert and Ira as they discuss DA 5 BLOODS, and share their top 5 male bonding movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever been a black soldier fighting in Vietnam, and you and your black buds decided to go back to find buried gold bars, and along the way you reconnected with the woman you fucked, and her daughter who is your child, who both look much too young considering it was 50 years ago... den dis podcast is for you!

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be married to a hot starlet and, while you have your dick balls-deep into Christopher Walken’s ass, she walks in? Find out in this week’s episode! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss NATALIE WOOD: WHAT REMAINS BEHIND, and share their top 5 mysterious death movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wanted to know about the life and career of Natalie including her turbulent love life along with lots of analysis and a shitload of pills, and how she really died on that boat in Catalina which you won’t find out here... then this podcast is for you!

When Ira and Robert were abused as kids, they never got the benefit of learning to play a musical instrument… unless you count the skin flute. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE PERFECTION, and share their top 5 musical instrument movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever been a cello player who has lots of demons and is jealous of another hot cello player who throws up green stuff with bugs in it, then teamed up with the cello player to get revenge on their cello teacher, and each lost a hand only to become one perfect cellist... then this podcast is for you!

Unbelievably, this week’s movie is all about a naughty school superintendent who does very bad things and provides some ‘bad education’ … And not a single nudie scene in the whole thing! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss BAD EDUCATION, and share their top 5 Hugh Jackman movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever been an extremely successful school superintendent, highly ranked in the nation, who is handsome, charismatic, and wears expensive suits, but is stealing a shit load of money from the district to live life large with your secret gay lover, then this podcast is for you!