Anti-wave

If making shitty podcasts was a way to get rich quick, these guys would already be… kajillionares. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss KAJILLIONAIRE, and share their top 5 get rich quick movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to have parents who swindle, scam, and steel, and are really weird - make that, really fucking weird - and just like your parents, you also swindle, scam, and steel, but then they bring in an outsider to join them, and the two of you have gay sex, then this podcast is for you!

In a full twist of irony, this is a social media post about… not posting on social media. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE SOCIAL DILEMMA, and share their top 5 out of control movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like being a social media user who is tracked and observed with every aspect of your life, and you are continuously analyzed to the point of being manipulated about how you feel about everything, and they have succeeded in stealing your very soul, and all that remains of you is the shell of a mindless human being just like in Invasion of the Body Snatchers, then this podcast is for you!

Snow! Time travel! Insanity! … Janitors! This movie has everything! Join Robert and Ira along with film professor Eric Swelstad as they discuss I’M THINKING OF ENDING THINGS, and share their top 5 delusional movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be this loser who drives through a fucking snow storm to bring his new girlfriend to meet his weird-ass parents who get real old and then young again, and on the way home, still in the fucking blizzard, they stop off to get ice cream before heading to his high school were they engage in a beautifully choreographed dance, and he breaks into a song from Oklahoma! before accepting the Nobel Peace Prize, then this podcast is for you!

Unbelievably, they made it through an entire episode about a guy who loves an octopus, and neither made a single Octopussy joke. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss MY OCTOPUS TEACHER, and share their top 5 unusual love story movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a swimmer who leaves his wife and kids at home to go swimming underwater with an octopus and, as they touch and caress one another, he develops strong feelings of borderline sexual love for this invertebrate animal with lots of suction cups, then this podcast is for you!

Robert and Ira can identify with being sexualized at such a young age… and with not having an ass. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss CUTIES, and share their top 5 ‘I’m gettin' too young for this shit’ movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be an 11-year-year-old Muslim girl living in Paris who will do whatever in takes to be accepted by the Cuties, a group of sexually charged preteens, including bumping, grinding, twerking, and taking a pic of her pussy, then this podcast is for you!

WARNING: This episode may cause you to bleed profusely. Listen at your own risk! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss CLASS ACTION PARK, and share their top 5 crazy business movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it was like to be an ‘80s teenager who went to an infamous theme park in New Jersey that had crazy-ass thrill rides with names like The Loop, Super Speed Slide, Tarzan Swing, and Battle Tanks, run by untrained kids who got stoned and had lots of sex, which often resulted in cuts and bruises, broken bones, knocked out teeth, mangled bodies, and death, then this podcast is for you!

This week’s episode features a bumbling pair of nincompoops who barely know what they’re doing, talking about a bumbling pair of nincompoops who barely know what they’re doing. Join Robert and Ira and Intern Anika as they discuss BILL & TED FACE THE MUSIC, and share their top 5 ‘most excellent’ movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like if you and your best bud were chosen to save the very fabric of time, space, and reality by having to write the ultimate, perfect song to unite humanity, and so you and your bud travel through time to enlist some of the great music gurus including Jimi Hendrix and Louis Armstrong, as you come face to face with other versions of yourselves in the future to see if these future versions of you and your bud can lend a hand, and all this has to be done by 7:17 that night, then this podcast is for you!

How would you celebrate your birthday? If it doesn’t include a dark dismal portrayal of devastating war crimes committed during Nazi occupation of Belarus during WWII, then I don’t wanna hear about it. Join Robert and Ira and Intern Anika as they discuss COME AND SEE, and share their top 5 disturbing movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a Russian teenager during the Nazi German occupation, who, against his mother’s wishes, joins the resistance movement, witnesses bullets whizzing, bombs exploding, villages burning, and people screaming, but can’t wait to get back to that cute sexy nurse who dances in the rain, then this podcast is for you!

Shia’s so tough, he tattooed his chest for a role in this week’s film. Ira’s so tough, he… didn’t. ‘Cos he’s a pussy. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE TAX COLLECTOR, and share their top 5 extreme commitment movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be part of extortion gang in the mean streets of Los Angeles, and you’ve got this weird-ass code of honor including loyalty and family, which means you pray with your family before you head out to break some kneecaps, and you’re crazy in love with your daughter and hot wife whose name is Alexis, not Alexa the operating system, and damn she’s got crazy-ass big thick lips, then this podcast is for you!

Have you ever wondered what happens to a brain when it’s been pickled for 100 years? Fortunately, your hosts can provide a very accurate demonstration. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss AN AMERICAN PICKLE, and share their top 5 time travel movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, or GooglePlay.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be an immigrant in 1919 America who falls into a vat of pickles, only to be perfectly preserved when he emerges in present day Brooklyn, and then comes face to face with his great great grandson who has turned out to be a major disappointment, not the mensch he had hoped for, then this podcast is for you!