Anti-wave

Listening to this episode is like the sound of nails on a chalkboard. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss SOUND OF METAL, and share their top 5 ‘loss of senses’ movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be the drummer of one half of a metal duo along with the singer who happens to be your girlfriend and you suddenly find yourself becoming stone-cold deaf, and you’re also a former heroin addict, and your girlfriend convinces you to stay at a facility for deaf recovering addicts, and even though you bond with the deaf kids, you decide to undergo an expensive ear implant surgery and leave the facility to go surprise your girlfriend, then this podcast is for you!

Brrrr! It’s cold in here. There must be some Toros in the atmosphere. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE MIDNIGHT SKY, and share their top 5 George Clooney movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be the last person on earth after radiation has pretty much wiped out the planet, and to make things worse you’re sick as a dog and you have to give yourself daily blood transfusions, and a mysterious little girl is there to keep you company while you battle snowstorms along with your inner demons, and a spaceship that’s coming to retrieve you is met with a meteor shower and small floating balls of blood, then this podcast is for you!

Never before have two podcast hosts taken the title of a film to heart more than this week. Listen as Robert and Ira discuss LET THEM ALL TALK, and share their top 5 ocean movies (again). Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a successful novelist who wants to go to England to receive a prestigious award but you’re afraid to fly and you agree to go by ship and you bring your two lifelong friends, and your nephew is there too and he’s smitten with your hot Asian agent but doesn’t have the balls to seal the deal, and one of your girlfriends feels since you’ve been writing about her life, she’s entitled to 30% of the book’s royalties and then you die, then this podcast is for you!

200 Episodes! Wow, if you played them all back-to-back, that’s over 2 full weeks of offensive, racist, homophobic, movie reviewing! Join Robert and Ira, along with special guests Amanda Samoyloff and film professor Eric Swelstad, as they discuss MANK, and share their top 5 black and white movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it it would be like to be a drunk screenwriter in Victorville with a broken leg, who is approached by Orson Welles to write a screenplay which turns out to be quite problematic, and along the way you have long talks with the doers and shakers of Hollywood about everything from California politics to Nazi Germany, and then you drunkenly crash a party at the Hearst Castle and vomit, then this podcast is for you!

This week’s movie really hits home for our hosts. In 2008, Robert was arrested for attempting to murder the Easter Bunny, and Ira’s people murdered Jesus. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss FATMAN, and share their top 5 Christmas movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be Santa Clause, but because this punk kid who is naughty and not nice received only a lump of coal for Christmas is so pissed off, he hires a badass assassin to fucking kill you, plus you have to deal with other headaches including the pesky military industrial complex that wants to oversee your global operation, then this podcast is for you!

The biggest stunt Ira ever pulled was trying to steal Julie Mosgrove’s bra after 7th grade gym class. Fortunately, some guys down under took a different route in the 1970s, and made one of the best movies of all time. Join Robert and Ira, with special guest Daniel Peterson the director of MAD MAX EXPOSED, as they discuss his documentary, and then share their top 5 Mel Gibson movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a stunt person on this iconic movie, including car chases, motorcycle crashes, explosions, machine guns, flamethrowers, a shitload of crazed maniacs with their bad hair, tats, awful teeth, and having to put up with Mel in this dusty, violent, fucked up future, then this podcast is for you!

Oddly, being tied up, drugged, and endlessly doted on by Sarah Paulson is a standard Ira fantasy. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss RUN, and share their top 5 one-word movie titles.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a typical 17-year-old girl except you’re confined to a wheelchair because you have no feelings in your legs and you’re always gasping for air, so you’re homeschooled but mama won’t let you have an iPhone or Internet access, and you begin to realize not everything is kosher and there’s something screwy about those pills mama forces you to take, and then the bitch locks you in your bedroom and you have to escape by dragging your lifeless limbs across the roof, then this podcast is for you!

Ira’s nickname in high school was Wolfboy because he touched his junk so much, it grew hair on his palms. So, you know, he can totally relate to this week’s movie. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE TRUE ADVENTURES OF WOLFBOY, and share their top 5 deformity movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a typical 13-year-old kid with just one thing; you’ve got a shit load of hair all of your body, especially on your face, and you get teased by bullies and you hate your father, and you decide to run away from home, but after you’re a featured attraction at a carnival, you decide to burn the place down, and then you meet this weird girl who blows bubbles, but the owner of the carnival is after your sorry ass, and then you meet your mother who abandoned you and your grandfather who is your spittin’ image, but eventually the bubble girl teaches you to value who you really are... even with your hairy, fucked up face, then this podcast is for you!

Women locked in cages? You know we’re reviewing this one! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss BORAT SUBSEQUENT MOVIEFILM: DELIVERY OF PRODIGIOUS BRIBE TO AMERICAN REGIME FOR MAKE BENEFIT ONCE GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN, and share their top 5 father/daughter movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to have been imprisoned in your impoverished third world country and when you’re finally released you want to bring a monkey to the vice president of the United Stated, only to discover your filthy peasant daughter was a stowaway and ate the monkey, and so instead you decide to gift her to the US president, and along the way you give her a makeover which turns her into a hot blonde who makes sexual advances to Rudy Giuliani, then this podcast is for you!

The real question is how far would these two podcasters walk in a monster-filled apocalypse to be together and bring you another episode of Anti-wave? Join Robert and Ira as they discuss LOVE AND MONSTERS, and share their top 5 dream girl movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be in a post-apocalyptic world, living in an underground bunker, and the girl of your dreams is miles away, and you decide to leave your bunker, go outside, and trek the dangerous terrain for days, and you meet a faithful dog and a very cool robot, while you battle a giant snail and a huge ass crab with lots of teeth, and when you finally find the bitch she tells you she’s lost interest, then this podcast is for you!