Anti-wave

We know all about the trials and tribulations of a couple of guys who’ve been at it for years, have cranked out wonderful content, yet somehow no one seems to have heard of them. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE SPARKS BROTHERS and share their top 5 band documentaries. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a half of a singing duo, either one of two brothers, you can be either the super cute singer, or the odd gangly keyboardist with a mustache that’s a cross between Charlie Chaplin and Hitler, and you and your brother wrote and sang lots of absurdist songs, and you’ve been at it for five decades with 25 albums and 345 songs, and you’ve got a definite following, and you’ve been on American Bandstand, and you’ve appeared in a really bad movie about blowing up rollercoasters, and you’re respected by many for your creative vision and the fact you’re both still at it, but you and your brother never really hit the big time, then this podcast is for you!

You won’t want to snooze through this episode! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss AWAKE and share their top 5 sleep movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a former soldier and a mother of two kids, and then a weird-ass catastrophe wipes out all electronics and takes away all of humanity‘s ability to sleep, and as scientists scramble like crazy to find a cure for this nutty lack of Zzzz’s while people who haven’t snoozed for two days turn into crazed animals because their brains are swelling, you discover your young daughter can sleep like a baby and she may be the key to earth’s salvation, then this podcast is for you!

You know, she’s not really ‘in’ the window. She’s actually more ‘behind’ the window. Or ‘on the other side of’ the window. I mean, she’d have to be pretty thin to fit into a window. Just sayin’. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE WOMAN IN THE WINDOW and share their top 5 window movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a depressed anxiety-prone woman who is an agoraphobic and dependent on a shitload of pills to stay somewhat sane, and as you spy on your neighbors, an odd assortment of peeps come into your home, including the neighbors weird-ass son, the neighbor’s wife, and an ex-con handyman, and then you see your neighbor’s wife murdered, and later with the police in your home, the husband drops by with his wife but she’s not the same wife you met earlier, and the cops don’t believe you because you seem bat-shit crazy, then this podcast is for you!

Not since that joke about the Staten Island Ferry have you laughed this hard about a stowaway! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss STOWAWAY and share their top 5 stowaway movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be launched on a two-year mission to Mars, but a stowaway falls from a panel in the ceiling, and he accidentally fucks up the ship’s oxygen system, and the stowaway feels bad for the shit he caused and is about to take his own life, when you convince him to hold out for a while, and then you and another astronaut go for a spacewalk to retrieve two tanks of liquid oxygen, but deadly radiation forces you to leave one of them behind, and then you stumble and drop the fucking tank, and the other tank is leaking oxygen, and then you volunteer to go on another space walk to return the tank to the ship, but you slowly die from radiation poisoning while you gaze wistfully at Mars, then this podcast is for you!

This week’s episode poses a serious moral judgement call. One man must face the decision to tell another the truth or hide it from him so that he can enjoy life. But in the end, Robert just blurted out that Ira smells weird and Ira just screamed that Robert is an egomaniac, and they carried on with the rest of the show. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss TELL ME WHO I AM and share their top 5 awkward conversation movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a teenager in a motorcycle crash that totally wiped out all your memories of growing up, and then your twin brother helps you re-create your lost memories through stories and photographs, but your brother had intentionally left out the fact both of you were sexually abused by your mother and, as if that wasn’t bad enough, she farmed you out to her friends so they could also diddle you, and years later when things weren’t adding up you confront your brother who finally tells you the truth and boy are you pissed at your brother as well as your mom, then this podcast is for you!

They say you’re nobody ‘till somebody loves you. That’s why Robert and Ira are nobody to anybody and everybody. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss NOBODY and share their top 5 getting bolder movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a meek and timid family man whose home is broken into by a couple of punks and when you wuss out and not fight back, you get scorned by everyone including the police and your brother-in-law, and when you track down the two thugs you sort of get even, but then when you’re on the bus heading home, you see a hot girl being harassed by a different set of thugs, but it turns out these aren’t petty thugs, these are hard-core thugs associated with a vengeful Russian drug lord and you’ve become the target, and finally with the aid of your elderly father you fight back and it becomes more and more obvious you are not the man who people think you are as all hell breaks loose In a bullet-riddled climax, then this podcast is for you!

We would have put together a better show this week, but who cares? Oh. You care? A lot? Join Robert and Ira as they discuss I CARE A LOT and share their top 5 caretaker movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a cold-hearted gay bitch who always vapes and runs a successful scam as a court-appointed guardian who seizes the assets of elderly people for your own, and then you meet up with a sweet old biddy who you put in a care facility, and you get entangled with the Russian mob and realize this sweet old biddy is not who she seems to be, and you team up with the Russian mob leader only to get shot in the head, then this podcast is for you!

Hey, Oscars! We can relate; we lose half our audience when we get super talky, too! Join Robert and Ira, along with their special guest film professor Eric Swelstad, as they discuss the Oscar nominated short BURROW along with their take on the 93rd Academy Awards, plus share their top 5 woke moments in movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a little brown rabbit who tries to build the burrow of her dreams, and you become embarrassed each time you accidentally dig into a neighbor’s home, but all the other underground animals who are different from you work together as you learn a lesson in inclusiveness and diversity, and then you watch this year‘s Oscar show which takes place at a downtown LA train station and not only includes the same lesson in inclusiveness and diversity, but you get to watch Glenn Close do ‘Da Butt’ dance, then this podcast is for you!

This week, two of the most important entertainment personalities finally get together for a long drawn out conversation. Oh, you thought I was talking about Pacino and De Niro in HEAT? Nah, it’s just Robert and Ira yapping endlessly about HEAT. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss HEAT, and share their top 5 ensemble movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be an LA City cop with inner demons and personal angst who is hot on the trail of a bad dude who robs armored cars and banks and shoots cops on the streets of downtown Los Angeles, and you pull him over on the 105 freeway and ask him to have coffee with you at a chic Beverly Hills restaurant, and you realize you’re battling similar demons and angst and you’re both sort of cut from the same cloth and almost have a weird-ass respect for one another, but then you shoot him at LAX and when he reaches out to you, you hold his hand while he dies, then this podcast is for you!

What’s podcast quality got to do… got to do with it? What’s podcast quality, but a second-tier element to your audio-listening entertainment? Join Robert and Ira as they discuss TINA, and share their top 5 domestic abuse movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music. So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a Black female singer who marries a ‘50s guitar player, and the two of you have a successful duo singing career, and all is fine except he gets off on beating the shit out of you, and you finally get the balls to walk out on the crazy bastard, and then your solo singing career skyrockets and you have big frizzy hair and wear short mini-skirts that show off your sexy well-toned legs, then this podcast is for you!