Anti-wave

Finally, a movie we can personally relate to: a funny Jew and a victim of his molestation. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss ALLEN v. FARROW, and share their top 5 nasty breakup movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a neurotic, nerdy, Jewish filmmaker who’s beloved by a legion of loyal fans, and you live with an actress but fall in love with her adopted Asian daughter, and is your girlfriend ever pissed, and then your girlfriend’s biological daughter accuses you fondling her when she was a little girl, and there’s a movement to boycott your films and a scathing documentary that makes you look like a major perv, then this podcast is for you!

Tony Danza once posed a wonderful question: Who is the boss? Well, this week’s movie finally reveals the answer. It was Mel Gibson, all along (man, and all this time, I thought it was Alyssa Milano). Join Robert and Ira as they discuss BOSS LEVEL, and share their top 5 ‘boss level’ movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a dude who wakes up every morning only to get shot, macheted, knifed, Gatling gunned, torched, and fire bombed, and it repeats again and again and again, but at least you know what to expect to survive, and then your former girlfriend who is some kind of time travel scientist says she’s disappointed in you, but you bond with your kid who doesn’t know you’re his pop, and then you kill the people who’ve been making your life a time loop hell, and you save the life of your ex-girlfriend, and you have the chance to save all of humanity from an apocalyptic space-time catastrophe, then this podcast is for you!

Good thing Trump secretly purchased Greenland, otherwise this week’s movie would be totally implausible. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss GREENLAND, and share their top 5 ‘run for the hills’ movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be hosting a barbecue with your neighbors and your soon-to-be ex wife and your diabetic son and suddenly there’s a barrage of news reports, fireballs from the sky, and a big ass shockwave, and you receive an alert that you and your family are to quickly board a plane, but once the three of you arrive at the military site, you realize your son left his medication in the car, and when you go get it you’re separated from your wife and kid, and then your kid isn’t allowed on the plane because he’s not well, and now your sick kid is separated from your wife, but somehow the three of you are reunited, and with more fiery shit falling from the sky you race to get on a small airplane which crashes, and then the three of you get on a larger airplane bound for Greenland, then this podcast is for you!

What did the Asian farmer use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss MINARI, and share their top 5 immigrant movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a South Korean and you came to America and brought your unappreciative wife and your son with a hole in his heart, and you buy a farm and live in a mobile home and your job is to look up the asses of baby chicks, and your wife’s mother moves in, and with your religious zealot buddy you’re looking for water to grow your crops, and then your wife’s mother burns down the farm, then this podcast is for you!

In this week’s episode Robert and Ira try to solve the case of the stolen podcast talent (answer: it never existed in the first place). Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE KID DETECTIVE, and share their top 5 detective movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a small town detective who’s not taken too seriously because when you were a kid detective your kid secretary went missing and the case was never solved, and now as an adult you’re wrestling with inner conflict and demons and you live with your parents, and when there’s a murder in town and the police are doing a half-ass job, you take the case, find the killer, and go home to your parents’ house and cry like a whiny bitch, then this podcast is for you!

Originally, our hosts thought this week’s movie was called WIFE IN A GAY, which sounded much up their alley. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss LIFE IN A DAY 2020, and share their top 5 movies with multiple directors.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to watch one specific day of last year with moments from all around the planet flash before you, including babies being born, trying to milk a runaway goat, a marriage proposal with an awkward response, flying kites and drones, and let’s not forget Covid and BLM protests, and you’ll even get to see a broke and lonely man who gives names to the crawling insects in his house and a girl breaking up with her boyfriend and then the bitch starts to cry, then this podcast is for you!

Once, Ira tried taking a ride with a creepy dude all the way to Palmdale. It was Robert. But it ended in much the same way as this movie: someone dead in a hole in the middle of the desert. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE LITTLE THINGS, and share their top 5 ‘chasing a killer’ movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a cop who is filled with a shit load of inner conflict and demons, and you team up with  another cop who’s got his own set of anxiety issues, and you and your partner have got your eyes on your prime suspect who may be even more fucked up than the two of you, and the prime suspect drives your partner out to the desert to dig holes looking for the body, but your partner kind of snaps and wallops your prime suspect in the head with a shovel, and you feel bad because you don’t think your primary suspect did it, then this podcast is for you!

This week’s episode has more talk about anal probing than normal! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE VAST OF NIGHT, and share their top 5 alien movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be either a 14-year-old talkative switchboard operator or a teenage radio disc jockey always with your reel to reel tape recorder, and it appears you two are crushing on each other but you won’t admit it, and you live in a small town in New Mexico in the late 1950s, and you discover a mysterious audio frequency and you both go visit a mysterious old woman who tells you a story about something in the sky and her missing son, and the two of you continue your journey to discover what is out there and holy shit do you both find out, then this podcast is for you!

This episode really hit home for Robert. When he was in college, he had something awful happen to him, too. One night, he got drunk, went to a frat party, and that’s when… he met Ira. It was the worst night of his life. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN, and share their top 5 rape movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a hot blonde who drops out of med school because your best friend was raped and kills herself, and you fuck with men pretending you’re drunk at a bar to get even, and then you decide to go on a bat shit crazy mission to hunt down the person who raped your friend, and you pose as a stripper at his bachelor party wearing a sexy nurse outfit with heels, white stockings, and garters, so you can take him upstairs and carve your friend’s name on the guy’s chest, then this podcast is for you!

Ira got super excited for this week’s movie when he found out that it had the words ‘body’ and ‘snatch’ in it. Boy, was he disappointed when he actually saw the film. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss the two most widely acclaimed versions of INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS, 1956 and 1978... and share their top 5 ‘out to get you’ movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to see people around you becoming emotionless and soulless versions of who they were, and you try to tell people but they don’t believe you, and they also become emotionless and soulless, and you can’t fall asleep or you’ll become emotionless and soulless, and you run like a son of a bitch to get away from these things and warn others to save humanity, then this podcast is for you!