Anti-wave

This week, Robert contemplates eternal life, cosmic trees, and existential despair, while Ira just wonders if there’s a senior discount for reincarnation. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE FOUNTAIN and share their top 5 everlasting love movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeart Radio, or Google Podcast Music. So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a dude who’s a scientist and you’re in love with a hottie but she has cancer and is dying, but there’s hope when the monkey you’re experimenting on is no longer sick, and then you appear as a conquistador and your same girlfriend is now some kind of queen asking you to go to battle in Spain, and then you’re a weird ass mystic, and then you pop back to now, and then become the conquistador again, and then back to that ethereal dude and you climb a tree and white shit pours into your wound and a beautiful bouquet of colorful flowers sprouts out of your wound and out of your mouth and you bury your dead wife in the snow, then this podcast is for you!

This week, Robert examines the delusions, disguises, and disastrously dumb decisions of wannabe criminals, while Ira swears the only felony he’s committed is emotional shoplifting. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss AMERICAN ANIMALS and share their top 5 college movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeart Radio, or Google Podcast Music. So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a college student and you team up with a group of slightly inept buds and hatch a half-brained plan to steal a rare and valuable first edition book from the college library, and you go to Amsterdam to meet with a couple of black market thugs who will pay you big bucks for the book and after a couple of missteps, you finally attempt the book heist and you hog tie and bound and gag the sweet librarian but at least you tell her you’re sorry, but you make some dumb ass mistakes like giving out your cell number and email address and the authorities track you down and you and your buds are arrested, then this podcast is for you!

This week, Robert breaks down the biggest wins, snubs, and scandals of the 2025 Oscars, while Ira wonders why his homemade sex tape still isn’t getting any awards buzz. Join Robert and Ira with special guest Eric Swelstad as they discuss THE OSCARS and share their top 5 Oscar highlights of this year’s show. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music. So, if you want to know everything about the Oscars, and we mean everything from winners, losers, snubs, song performances, relevance and ratings, and Adrien

Brody’s long ass rambling and meandering acceptance speech which felt longer than the movie he won it for, then this podcast is for you!

This week, Robert spirals into a twisted ballet of insanity, while Ira's idea of a dramatic transformation is swapping his pajamas for sweatpants. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss BLACK SWAN and share their top 5 battlin’ bitches. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a thin sexy hottie in a tutu who is obsessed with ballet, and you live with your kind but over protective mother and you audition for both leading roles in Sean Lake, the sweet White Swan and the edgy Black Swan but your personality is more suited for the White Swan, and then a new dancer arrives on the scene who is hot and edgy and would make a better Black Swan and you start going bonkers, take some Ecstasy, and have hot lesbian sex with your dark and edgy competitor or maybe you don’t, and your jealousy gets greater and so do your disturbing hallucinations as you get in touch with your dark side and you descend into madness blurring the line between reality and fantasy and you grow feathers and wings and die, then this podcast is for you!

This week, Robert dives into the haunting highs and crushing lows of Requiem for a Dream, while Ira dreams of a world where snacks are unlimited. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss REQUIEM FOR A DREAM and share their top 5 shattered lives. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a mother in Brooklyn and you’re on the heavy side, not like a beached whale but kind of close, and you get an offer to appear on TV but your red dress is too tight and you want to go on a crash diet to lose weight and you see a weight loss doctor and he prescribes pills, four a day in pretty colors, and you lose weight and you become manic and your drug dealing son is concerned, and his drug pushing partner gets arrested and your boy bails him out, and you be trippin’ but the weight loss doctor is pleased with your weight loss, and your son’s drug dealing world starts to crumble so he whores out his girlfriend for money and he gets deeper in the weeds with fucked up drug deals and you continue to pop pills and you really be trippin’ and your refrigerator comes to life as you hallucinate some weird fucked up twisted shit that would make Hunter Thompson proud, and shit gets real when your son is shooting heroin and his girlfriend fucks another dude for money, and your son goes to the hospital because of his totally fucked up arm and you’re in a psych ward getting zapped with shock treatment, and your son’s girlfriend is whored out again at a gang bang and your son has his arm chopped off and you’re now barely recognizable and you trip out fantasizing you’re on TV with your son, then this podcast is for you!

This week, Robert body-slams some marvelous movie metaphors while Ira continues to wrestle with technology. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE WRESTLER and share their top 5 last hurrah movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a washed up down on your luck has-been wrestler who’s locked out of your trailer home for not paying rent and you wrestle at rinky-dink local matches and put on fake shows and your girlfriend is a stripper and you do drugs and get beaten to a bloody pulp and have a heart attack and the doctor tells you to quit wrestling and the stripper tells you to contact your daughter but the kid tells you to fuck off, and your stripper girlfriend takes you shopping to buy your daughter a gift, and you have a beer with your stripper girlfriend, but she sees you as only a customer, and you work at a deli and bond with your daughter and you and your kid dance at an abandoned ballroom, but then the stripper says she’s not into you, so you kind of rebound with the drugs and shit, and you forget your dinner date with your daughter and she’s royally pissed, and at the deli you cut your hand on a meat slicer, and you go back to wrestling and the stripper apologizes for being a bitch and she walks away from her stripper job to see you at the big match, but then she splits yep she’s outta there and you climb the rope and hurl your beaten body onto your opponent, then this podcast is for you!

Anora? I hardly knew her! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss ANORA and share their top 5 sex worker movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a hot dancer at a strip club who does lap dances and you meet a young Russian kid who pays to be with you and you see him outside the club and spend lots of time with him in his ritzy mansion, and when he says he’ll have to go back to Russia, he proposes to you and you accept and you get married, but his family finds out the boy married a whore and it will be an embarrassment and disgrace so Russian goons burst into your mansion and tell you the marriage must be annulled and you refuse and when you fight back, they tie you up and your husband has vanished so you and the Russian goons go searching for him, and he’s totally wasted and his mother flies into town, but because you got married in Vegas, it cannot be annulled in New York, so you all fly to Vegas to get it in annulled, and then you start to fuck a Russian henchmen in the car, but when he tries to kiss your face, you sob in his arms, then this podcast is for you!

This week, two knuckleheads start talking about knuckleballs! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE SANDLOT and share their top 5 narrated movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a kid who moved to a new town and your stepdad tries to teach you how to play catch and your mom is cool and tells you to go out and breathe clean air and scrape your knee and you join a ragtag group of kids playing baseball and when the ball goes over the fence, they tell you about this huge monstrous dog that’s next door, and you bond like crazy with your teammates and do stuff together like go to a public pool with a hot lifeguard and go to a carnival where you chew tobacco and go on a ride and barf, but one of your teammates hits the ball so hard, it’s blown apart, so you take your stepdad’s prized baseball that’s autographed by Babe Ruth who you never heard of and play baseball with that ball, but the ball goes over the fence with the huge monstrous dog, and you and your teammates try to get it back and one of your teammates is visited by the spirit of Babe Ruth who tells him to go get the damn ball, and he does, but the huge monstrous dog chases your buddy all over town and you go to the owner of the huge monstrous dog, who is actually a kind blind man who collects baseball stuff, and he gives you guys another ball signed by Babe Ruth so your stepdad won’t be too pissed, then this podcast is for you!

Ever wonder what happens when two guys with way too many opinions (and questionable emotional stability) tackle one of the most heartbreaking true crime documentaries ever made? Join Robert and Ira as they discuss DEAR ZACHARY: A LETTER TO A SON ABOUT HIS FATHER and share their top 5 Sundance films. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a young doctor who is found dead in a park and it’s discovered you were shot by your older psycho bitch ex-girlfriend who fled to Canada where she was able to walk free on bail, and the psycho bitch is pregnant with your child and your parents are royally pissed and they campaign to gain custody of your child and convict the psycho bitch who killed you, but the psycho bitch is still a free woman and your parents try to work with her to help raise your kid, but the psycho bitch kills your child and kills herself, then this podcast is for you!

When the dead walk the earth, this podcast will be the soundtrack to hell. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss ZOMBIE and share their top 5 zombie movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like if your decomposed father lunges out of a closet on a boat in a New York harbor and is killed and you team up with a journalist to discover what happened to your old man and you head to the Caribbean with another couple to discover the truth and you and the journalist and the other couple go head to head with a bunch of flesh eating zombies, and the other woman gets her eye gorged out by a piece of splintered wood and now things are really bad because flesh eating decomposed zombies are all over the fucking island, and back in New York a bunch of flesh eating decomposed zombies are on a bridge headed to the Big Apple, then this podcast is for you!