This week’s movie really ‘bridges the gap’ between audiences and high critical acclaim! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss CAUSEWAY and share their top change of behavior movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a female soldier stationed in Afghanistan and you got fucked up in the head with mental issues and you go back to your small town and clean swimming pools and meet a black dude and you hang out together and smoke pot and he’s kinda into you and you tell him you’re gay and he asks if you’ll move in with him, but you want to get all better so you can go back to Afghanistan, and when you’re in a swimming pool and the black dude tells you a very personal story, you kiss him but only because you feel sorry for him, so he’s all pissed and then you decide not to go back to Afghanistan and you ask the dude if you could move in with him, then this podcast is for you!

This week’s episode comes at you hard, liked a runaway train… Join Robert and Ira as they discuss DEERWOODS DEATHTRAP and share their top train movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a parent and you’re recounting a story about how 50 years ago, you, your spouse, your four-year-old son, your infant daughter, and your elderly mother are driving a car over train tracks and your car gets stuck and a big ass locomotive is hurling toward you and your family and - boom! - the train slams into your car, and if listeners want to find out what happened to you and all the members of your family packed into the car, then they can either watch the 9-minute movie or listen to this podcast!

What kind of amateur tries to break into the porn industry and only stops at two dicks in the butt? Gotta go three, at least. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss PLEASURE and share their top ‘in-over-their-head’ movies. Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a hot sexy blonde from Sweden who comes to Los Angeles to be a porn star, and you go to photo shoots and parties and try to be an A-list porn actress but get rejected and you do some BDSM hard-core shit and get slapped and spit on so you leave your manager and call your mom and walk along the beach, and you get fucked in the ass by a couple of black dudes, but when you wear a collar and a leash, you kinda throw your roommate under the bus and she tosses you out of the house, and you go to a major porn expo in Vegas and get humiliated because a hot brunette says your pussy smells so you grab a strap on dildo and fuck her, and then you tell the driver to stop the car and you get out, then this podcast is for you!

This episode may seem like it’s a mess, but trust me, it’s all going accordion to plan. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss WEIRD: THE AL YANKOVIC STORY and share their top 5 weird movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a weird kid who likes to make up goofy lyrics to songs, but both of your parents think you’re freaking nuts, but mom buys you an accordion anyway, and you meet this DJ who becomes your manager and invites you to a pool party and all your heroes are there including Divine, Pee-wee Herman, and Tiny Tim, and your novelty song with your goofy lyrics gets played on the radio and Madonna hits on you so her songs will be more popular with your goofy lyrics but Michael Jackson takes your “original” song and does his own version of it, and you and Madonna go to some Third World country with lots of trees and meet with a drug lord, then you drink a lot, have a meltdown, turn on your bandmates, drink more, crash your car and almost die, and your dad explains his backstory, he grew up in an Amish community and also played the accordion and got ridiculed, so he didn’t want you to go through all that shit, and then you perform at a huge concert packed with cheering fans and the drug lord kills you, then this podcast is for you!

This week’s episode is perfect for a long road trip! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss WATCH OUT, WE’RE MAD! and share their top 5 comma titles.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be one of two brothers, and you were pissed at each other, but after 25 years you put aside your grudges and reunite to get back what you care about the most: your father’s beloved dune buggy which was stolen from you both many years ago, and you hang out in a circus and meet a mean fucker who slaps your face a lot and a hot brunette who throws knives at you, and you and your brother have a big fight, but you make up and become even closer, and there is a big fight in a swimming pool with a bunch of baddies, and just when you finally reclaim your father’s beloved dune buggy, the hot brunette steals it and drives it away, then this podcast is for you!

I haven’t seen this much presidential dick sucking since Bill Clinton added his signature chowder to Lewinsky’s dress. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss BLONDE and share their top 5 zaftig ladies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a really hot sexy blonde and your mom beats you and your daddy left you and you want to be an actress, and the Hollywood execs fuck you and you have a threesome and you make some movies and get super popular when you stand on a subway grate and the wind blows up and makes your white dress billow out, and you marry a popular baseball player and then you try again with a successful playwright who wrote “The Crucible” but that also doesn’t work out too well even though you call them both “daddy,” and you visit your mom in a mental institution and bathe her and you take lots of pills and shit and you suck the dick of the President of the United States and he rapes you and you decide to take even more pills to end it all, then his podcast is for you!

The last time Robert and Ira were hired to find a long-lost son in a foreign country, they ended up in Shanghai with a scorching case of herpes. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY and share their top 5 Matt Damon movies… again.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a dude who has the uncanny ability to impersonate people, not only with your looks which blend into others, but also with your mannerisms and voice which you use to mimic people, and when the father of a son who lives in Italy pays you $1000 to go there and bring his kid home, you go to Italy and assume the identity of the son’s former college buddy, and the handsome son and his hot girlfriend buy into it, and then when you’re on the water in a canoe with him, you pick up an oar and conk him over the head and kill him, but you don’t tell the hot girlfriend what you did, and you keep up the charade assuming the identities of the handsome son and others, and along the way you kill an obnoxious dude who was taunting you, and when the hot girlfriend suspects you killed her honey, she yells at you and hits you hard with her purse and then you strangle a dude and get away with it, then this podcast is for you!

Ironic that this week’s show is hosted by the two guys who don’t ever have a clue. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss CLUE and share their top 5 ‘whodunit’ movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be part of a group of zany eccentric people trapped in an old mansion greeted by a butler and a hot sexy maid with humongous breasts, and everyone is given names such as Colonel Mustard, Mrs. White, and Mr. Green, and you’re all being blackmailed and when the lights are switched off, one of you is killed and then another, and everyone is behaving over-the-top wacky as things get even more complicated and convoluted, and the butler figures it out and crazily runs around the mansion like a psycho rushing from room to room while you and everyone else rush around with him while he manically explains whodunit and why, not only once, not twice, but three fucking times, then this podcast is for you!

If you need dating advice, the cohosts of Anti-wave are available for training… for a fee. Join Robert and Ira as they discuss TRAINING WHEELS and share their top 5 date movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a chick who is kinda introverted and insecure and you’ve got a hot date in a few days, and so you hire a dude to date so you can practice how to not be weird, and you rehearse everything from small talk to having sex with him to prepare for the big night, and you discover things about yourself as he opens up and shares his own Insecurities and issues, and you both learn about yourselves from this experience and you have your big hot date which turns out to be a big dud and you realize you’re more comfortable being with your practice date, then this podcast is for you!

Take it from us, this episode 6000 SUX! Join Robert and Ira as they discuss ROBOCOP and share their top 5 cop movies.  Listen for free through iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, or Google Podcast Music.  So, if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to be a new cop on the beat in a futuristic and fucked up Detroit, and when you’re patrolling with your cute lady partner, you come across some major asshole thugs, and the main bad dude fires a shit load of bullets into you, and a corporation that supposedly wants to rid the city of crime and vermin, turns you into a robot and now you’re all metal and shit, and when you go to the house you used to live in with your wife and kid, you start to remember who you were, and with your cute lady partner you come across the gang that fucked you up, and the head asshole who riddled you with bullets says he’s in cahoots with the head honcho at that corporation and he falls into a vat of acid, and you go back to the corporation headquarters, but there’s a directive built into your operating system that won’t allow you to kill the evil corporate dude, so the other head corporate dude fires the bad guy, and you riddle him with bullets and he falls through the window and plummets to his death and you come to accept who you are, then this podcast is for you!