My Odd Little Journal...

I'm standing outside of work on my 15 minute break. I worked at a retail store in a strip mall. There was a newly opened hair salon on the opposite end of the strip mall. Out at the street, the hair salon had an employee dressed as a big pink rabbit twirling a sign and dancing. it looked like a mascot for a sports team. all of a sudden a vehicle pulled over, and a man gets out and football tackles the mascot! they rolled around in the grass a few seconds and the guy from the vehicle jumped up and left. the rabbit mascot was injured, it got up with dirt and leaves all over, and limped back to the salon. That was the last time they had a mascot out at the street. it was ridiculous, I still don't know what that was about

My Odd Little Journal ..

what is going on! I was standing outside waiting for my first class to start, when this little short female student came running out of the nearby trees and attacked this tall big female student. The short female looked like a little wicked witch, because she had rotten black teeth, and black makeup and all black clothes. she just looked crazy. she climbed the big female like a tree. then she chopped her in the throat, punched her in the face a few times, and ran off , jumped in her car and sped off.

the big girl who they called, big moose, was out of breath from getting chopped in the throat. They called the cops and the paramedics..

how about the wicked witch lady decided to come back and go to class later. they arrested her in class.

that fight was called, The wicked witch verses big moose. it was more entertaining and scary to witness this. imagine your standing outside of whatever college you attend and all of a sudden a scary little troll lady pops out of the woods and attacks a lady 3 times her size, and wins. she was like a little crackhead ninja warrior. we found out later big moose had been sleeping with the wicked witch boyfriend, who happened to be a 65 year old man. it was like Jerry Springer. The 65 year old man had 3 girlfriends going to the college. the 3rd one was this lady with a tiny head. I don't know why her head was so small, but it was a little bigger than an orange. which seems impossible but accurate.the wild part about that is, everyone thought she had an incredible body. college was fun and very strange.

I've flown under the radar 2010 times now and I'm not mad.

Police Bodycam Videos are.....

Who in the world is this? " Oh that's just Squirt"

Have you ever seen anyone get jumped in High School? No but I saw the complete opposite!!

Moving to Disney World?!

It's early to have a Halloween parade, but this one is more than worth it.. Excellent parade. Excellent performance! Excellent!!!!!

The Disney World holiday season is about to begin!! What an excellent time.

Did you see the video of the big fight at the Contemporary Resort in Disney World.