Hold onto your hats, folks, because apparently you need some semblance of a personality to take a personality test. Who knew? Today, we're diving into the cesspool of teenage quiz results because, why not? And when we're not doing that, we're armchair philosophising about friends with cheating partners and the eternal debate of success vs. happiness. As a cherry on top, we're diving into some truly random rants about how Harry Potter messed up an entire generation's reading habits, the circus of workplace diversity, and the fun world of grieving a spouse in the golden years. Strap in, it's gonna be... well, it'll be something.

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Alright, gear up for some brain gymnastics, 'cause we're back at it with another hot mess of an episode. First up, big shoutout to our new Belgian fan club – we see you, Brussels! We then pivot to the real issue: are we terrorists? No, but we joke about getting name-dropped for some chaos. Age and maturity? We've got none, and it shows. Now, about that Barbie flick: a rollercoaster that never hit the peak. It ain't Mission Impossible, but at least it tried. And speaking of missed opportunities: Lady Ghost Busters – a trainwreck blamed on ladies, not lame writing. Oh, and if you think Ryan Gosling is jacked, one of us reckons it's just good makeup and lighting – so keep contouring, fellas! And if you want a real debate, let's dive into Nolan's "Oppenheimer" and its Hollywood gaze at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Ended it all off with our usual stupid shenanigans. Strap in; this one's wild.

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Guess the PM's hopped on the BASED train? Cool, but can we talk about the dread of sifting through sound bites like they're the highlight of our day? On top of that, we're breaking down the president's oh-so-scandalous ice cream caper. As if that's not enough, we're delving into the electric car's promised 'utopia' and all its unintended consequences. Oh, and let’s sprinkle in a touch of manosphere madness and some hard truths about the not-so-fair division of marital labour. Join us for this wild cocktail of hilarity, despair, and the occasional existential crisis.

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Alright, let’s get weird. ASMR? Nah, sounds like MR.ASS over here. Strap in, ‘cause we’re wading through the deep and dirty waters of sexual assault down under. I mean, the numbers are nuts. And while we’re at it, let's not gloss over that Amber Heard and Johnny Depp circus. But hey, before you jump to conclusions based on some meme your cousin shared, let's talk real sources and dodging the internet’s fake news bullet. Keep your ears open; this ain’t the episode to skip.

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So, Twitter's now "X"? Guess they were done tweeting and wanted to treasure map their way to relevance. Elon Musk - the dude’s got rockets, but we're trying to figure out if that’s a metaphor for something else. Some people get Ferraris when they’re feeling... inadequate. He gets rockets. On to UFC 291: where grown adults try to choke out their issues. We break down the fights and ask the real questions, like "Why does my brain hurt?" and "Did we really need to see that in slow-mo?" MMA's deep dive: Not just for men. We jab at gender-neutral leagues and the brilliance of men and women battering each other. Equity, right? Street fights, college ballers, and the ethics of people smashing their heads for fun. Dark? Yeah. But also hilarious. Click play and buckle up. It’s more fun than a SpaceX mishap.

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Our "expert gamer" Brendan finally put down the controller to chat Gamergate's messy melodrama on APFM. We're unpacking scorned lovers, drama bigger than daytime TV, and a gaming industry that needs a reality check. Toss in a dash of cringey dating tales and a dip into the incel abyss, and you've got a wild ride on today's digital dude dilemmas. Buckle up; we're serving chaos with a side of snark.

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In the latest APFM circus, Dylan, Cam, and Ellen are tearing apart the whole Jonah Hill meltdown like it's a Black Friday sale. As for those texts? More convoluted than a Mission Impossible plot. But they're not stopping there — nope, they're diving into modern love's minefield, with all its messy boundaries and the sad fact that figuring out romance might just be harder than any Tom Cruise stunt. Strap in, this one's a doozy.

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So, on this wild ride of an APFM episode, we're about to pick apart everything from reminiscing on Kanye's 'Yeezus' to the Modern Day Knight (MDK) Project, whatever that is. Leadership? We've got some opinions. That ever-popular pain and adversity narrative? Yeah, we're coming for that too. And as for LGBTQ+ talk in media and education? Buckle up. Expect our usual banter, sarcastic quips, and maybe, just maybe, a little insight on growing the hell up. Tune in, it's gonna be a riot.

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Buckle up, nerds! APFM's latest chat-fest is a madhouse of tech talk, with our buddy Sam serving up hot takes on cybersecurity and the nightmare that is ransomware. And just when you think it's safe to boot up your computer, we're deep diving into AI: from fixing game glitches to playing proof-reader. Sounds all sunshine and rainbows, right? Not so fast. Ellen's lowkey spooked by AI's rise, while Cameron's wild theory is that communism's our ticket out of a robot job steal-a-thon. And for god's sake, brace yourselves for our nonsensical rambling on the "piss economy" (don't ask). Strap in for an episode packed with jests, jibes, and a side of tech-induced existential dread. It's a techno-rollercoaster, folks! Don't say we didn't warn you.

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