Alright gents, rev up those testosterone engines cause we're going full throttle into Cruise control. Dive deep into the world of 'Mission Maybe-Too-Possible' with us and bathe in the glow of those lesser celebrated Cruise epics like Minority Report. Dylan’s itching to vent about 'Heat', and spoiler alert: we're diving headfirst into 'Bodies, Bodies, Bodies' and its totally original twist ending. And just when you think we’re done, let's get dark with society's creepy crush on serial killers. Dahmer, true crime docs, and the sketchy allure of dramatizing murderers. Pour yourself some vino, and let's get weird with it.

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Caffeine-infused and ready to roast: today we're diving deep into the dark side of your coffee machine - yeah, it's more treacherous than you think. Ever wonder about prosthetic boobs in the classroom, or the risky game of hitting up strangers on Facebook Marketplace? We're covering that and more, from the underbelly of suburban crime to the quirks of college kids and the wild world of kinks. Strap in, brew up, and let's get into it.

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Alright, strap in folks: we're diving deep into Kanye's beautifully chaotic brain. The dude's slinging out writing credits like Oprah with cars, all while rocking billionaire status. I mean, bless him for trying to make fashion less elitist, right? On the style front, where does stuff like Gucci even stand next to Vivian Westwood? But why stop at fashion? Let's chat about private jails, the beauty of a good stim, foot weirdness, and the wild world of Western body ideals. And a quick shoutout to Leo for constantly getting shafted by the Oscars. Honestly, screw the Oscars.

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Well, isn't this just a delightful episode we've got lined up. We're doing some mental gymnastics today, jumping from trans athletes to neo-Nazis crash-landing in sports. Ever wondered why netball's the poster sport for women? We’re just as puzzled. Then we'll touch the third rail – are rape jokes ever okay, and who made us the joke police? And, because we love ending on an uncomplicated note, let's chat about Jay Z's hot takes on capitalism and dive into the billionaires' club – do they get a different Monopoly board? Maybe one without charity that ruins everything? Buckle up; this one's a rollercoaster.

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We're all recovering from COVID so this one's kinda balls. Dive into this mess of an episode of APFM, where we somehow connect the dots between Dumbledore’s questionable views, the tragicomic appeal of 'Two and a Half Men', and the gendered Olympics of deception. Ever pondered if melanin impacts presidential ambitions? Or if there's a correct decibel level for jamming out to Imagine Dragons' "Enemy"? Strap in. Toss in the media’s love affair with Euro looks, the mysterious realm of DISC testing, and our take on why everyone's so damn tired, and you've got... whatever this episode is.

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Alright, buckle up, here's the deal: You ever get told off by a teacher and snap back? Or maybe had a teacher cross some...questionable lines? We're getting down and dirty this episode, diving headfirst into the muck of bullying. We ain’t saints - we've dished it out and taken some hits. But guess what? We're trying to un-fuck ourselves, be less shitty humans. And for a bonus round? Let's dissect that buzzword "emotional labour" and see how it’s screwing with our love lives. Strap in for a rollercoaster of feels.

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This is the opposite of ASMR. Today we're plunging down the rabbit hole of wannabe celebrity voices and the twisted gymnastics of language. You've got Louis CK playing hide-and-seek with Redditors who can't take a joke, some background noise on that "Money for Nothing" tune, and a hipster-level analysis of Wes Anderson's films. But hold onto your didgeridoo - we're also hot-tailing through the Aussie political circus and tiptoeing around Taiwan. All this, and a meditation on why making fun of yourself is a tightrope walk. Buckle up, buttercups.

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Scrapped our pilot episode – trust me, you’re better off. So what’s cooking now? A bizarre mash-up where the clitoris meets Trevor Noah, Kanye's wild side bumps into Johnny Depp’s courtroom drama, and somehow M.I.A. chimes in on Trump. Oh, and does anyone really know where Kim K lands on the hotness scale? Dive into this chaotic verbal stew and decide for yourself. Enjoy... or don’t. Whatever.

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