It's a bird! It's a plane! No, actually it's just two brothers and their infinite box of goofs. This episode turned out pretty positive, despite spending a good amount of it talking about dead dogs, conquering their enemies, and how much they want to erase things from existence. On second thought...

A million dollars isn't cool, you know what's cool? A dog riding a skateboard that also has the mind of a dog. The brothers are back this week to wreak havoc on physics, morality, and common sense. Also, is it too late to rename the show "Come and See the Cornival?"

Like a fine whiskey, this episode has been boiled and distilled into its essential flavors. Heavy on death, and also celebrities, and also, weirdly enough, ghostly hand jobs… We’re a comedy podcast, right?

Another week, another "successful" episode. For the first time ever, the brothers take user submissions. Will this be the first of many, or will our listeners get tired of hearing references to... Pauly Shore? That can’t be right...

We did it. This episode even has an intro and an outro. It has everything. References to dead professional wrestlers? Check. Terrible, terrible superhero names? Check. A Boyhood-esque chronicle of one host's slow descent into alcoholism? You know it.

The inaugural episode of Appraised by Media. The audio quality of the episode does not indicate the joke quality. Take that to mean what you will.